If you're reading this profile hoping to find some happy, wonderful, perfect background story about the person who possesses it, then you might as well close this browser and go find some other thing with which to occupy your time.

My name is Princess298 (though if you look approximately an inch and a half upward, you'll see that printed there XD), and I draw, read, and write when I have nothing else to do, which is quite often (yeah right). I won't say my exact location, but I will say that I'm a girl who lives in the U.S.

First, I'm a perfectionist. I will not publish a story until it passes my qualifications, and that's only when they're completed and virtually without error. Second, I don't do requests very often. I'm a busy person, and more often my time goes into school work and other things than writing and drawing. Third, my patience has a tendency to wear thin if I'm constantly bombarded with comments like "When are you going to be done?" and "Have you finished my request yet?"

Another thing: I don't do M-rated stories. If you came here looking for something as graphic as Breaking Dawn: Part 1, then you came to the wrong place. My stories are most often rated K-T. There have been certain instances where I just rate the story T, but that's probably only because I include mild language in it or things that might be considered above a K-T rating are in there: kissing, etc. My stories are meant for a younger audience's entertainment. I'm sure there are plenty of other people out there who like to write about M-rated stuff, but I'm not one of them. So there.

Avatar: The Last Airbender shipping: Kataang, Maiko, Sukka

WALL-E: Wall-Eve (Wall-E and Eve XD)

One more thing. You may have noticed that I've listed Avatar shippings above. "BUT SHE HASN'T WRITTEN ANY A:TLA FANFICTIONS!" Wrong. I have written them, they do exist. The only reason I haven't put them up is because they haven't been completed yet. I do have some completed ones, but they will never be posted for various reasons.

Cheers!

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Some favorite quotes (copy and bold your favorites, or the ones that apply to you)

"When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?"

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town."

"Lettuce... Any questions?"

"Gravity, man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

"Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!"

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm."

"Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it."

"Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!"

"WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember."

"I trip UP the stairs."

"Don't follow me. I run into walls."

"I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

"I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly."

"Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels."

"Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments."

"I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday."

"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up."

"The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive."

"If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong."

"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!"

"Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself."

"Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all."

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow."

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

"Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'"

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

"Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them."

"If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?"

"Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean."

"Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..."

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

"I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish."

"To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid."

"LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!"

"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!"

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart."

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!"

"When nothing goes right... go left."

"The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?"

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours."

"DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!"

"NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you."

"It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!"

"People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..."

Ridiculous But Real:

1. For some reason, a few people eat FRIED BUTTER.

2. In France, snails are served in their shells, known as a dish called escargot. If you go to a fancy French restaurant, I guarantee, they will have it.

3. Insects are often served as a dish in some countries. Taiwan, I think. Maybe.

4. Ridiculously rich people sometimes have their bodies transformed into diamond after they die through cremation. Who wants to be buried as a giant shiny rock, then dug up some two centuries later and made into the world's largest wedding ring?

5. In Albania, nodding your head means no, and shaking your head means yes.

6. One person in 20 has an extra set of ribs.

7. When you cough, the air rushes through your windpipe faster than the speed of sound.

8. Canadian sculptor Cosimo Cavallaro sprayed a whole house with... cheese! He used 9,920 pounds of cheddar to cover the house inside and out.

9. Mexicans love chocolate sauce... on turkey! (Right?)

10. Coca-Cola was originally green. It was also made with sucrose in the 1980s.

11. During the Middle Ages, children were given beer for breakfast!

12. The Japanese believe that having a clean toilet brings good fortune. No wonder their toilets are so awesome.

13. The first item ever to have its bar code scanned was a pack of chewing gum.

14. The Chicago River is dyed green every year to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!

15. It is offensive for an Inuit person to be called an Eskimo.

16. There are three golf balls on the moon. Neil Armstrong: "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. FORE!"

17. The Pentagon is the biggest office building in the world and has six postcodes all to itself.

I guarantee you, half of my brain went south for the winter, and the other half has been recently possessed by the following: aliens, Pain and Panic, and those little voices in my head that tell me to just go ahead and press the "feel-good button" a few dozen times just to see what happens. (feel-good button: a disconnected fire alarm button that was on the wall in my old Basic Design classroom. Trust me, you'll feel terrific after you push it, I guarantee it.)