Hello! Why yes, I'm alive, thank you for asking. I'm just slow at writing. Very, very slow.

I'm also good at talking to myself, as I expect all of zero hits on this page.

Anyway! My old crap will stay up mostly because I'm too embarrassed by it to look long enough to delete it. My new crap will be better I hope, and hopefully I will have the guts to publish the...3, I think, things I've completed since the last time I was on here.

Plus, of course, the other plot bunnies and fragments I have floating about, and any new ideas as they arrive.

Enjoy your stay on this site, fanfiction surfer! May you find many things worth reading.

Quotes that are awesome:

"So who or what do we have to shake down, knock out, or blow up?" -Jak (Jak II)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" Adam Savage's T-Shirt (Mythbusters)

"We have so much time and so little to do! Wait. Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you." -Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Help eradicate and stamp out superfluous redundancy!" - Another bumper sticker