So I went and got myself a freakin' tumblr and I don't know what I'm doing. To see crappy art, read unedited fics and other stuff, find me zillywhointhewhatnow or flossyoself for all of my floss related updates.

Yeah...

I'll be working on my Homestuck fics once I get a grip on my Adventure Time one. I promise!

About my current works: I am writing a SHIT TON of fanfics for Homestuck right now (Also, I'm CRAZY OBSESSED WITH MARSHALL LEE/ GUMBALL. I CAN'T FREAKING HANDLE...) I like writing short and smutty Assassins Creed ones..

Here are the ideas I've got going: (Homestuck)

Elementary, My Dear Egbert: 10 seemingly unrelated people are gathered in a mysterious location. Event leads to event and somebody has blood on their hands. The main 4: John Egbert, a locally renowned pianist that dreams to work in film. Rose LaLonde: A well known author and women's rights activist. Jade Harley: An eccentric woman and host of the party. Dave Strider: A smooth trumpet player with a keen eye and a knack for detecting. 40s AU (Sexitimes with Davekat mostly.) Short multichap

[Name yet to be determined: Gamzee Makara is a local musician with an amazing stage presence and Tavros is his admirer from afar. Tavros has a blog where he posts updates about the budding musician and Gamzee decides to try to meet this admirer in real life. (Story still in the works. Wanted to write some PB&J) Contemporary AU potential multichap

Truth or Dare (Name still in the works): Terezi broke up with Karkat and Eridan thinks that the cancer needs a palate cleanser. Eridan brings Karkat to a party where a group begins a game of "sexy" truth or dare. Mostly DaveKat... Maybe KarSol? EriSol? I don't know. Short probably 2-3 shot

Chaste Days and Candied Knights: Karkat wants his knight in an unhealthy way. He's torn, though. If he were to pursue this relationship, he would be shunned. He must keep it secret. Medieval AU maybe multichap...

Evident: Sollux holds a key piece of evidence but refuses to give it up to hot shot detective, Dave Strider. Not without a price. AU Dectectivestuck Dave/Sol fairly short and super smutty

Of Robots and False Identities: Jake English, a bumbling spy, bumbles himself into Dirk Strider's convoluted robot project by pretending to be helplessly in love with the robotic engineer. Superspystuck AU Dirk/Jake multichap and smutty

Name: Asterisk Danger

Something about me: I am the sole proprietor of a millinery, I do not have a life, I'm putting on a musical, I like gay things, I am an actor, I consider myself an artist, and I spend waay too much time on my blasted computer. I fucking love it when people call me 'sir' or 'gent'

Things that I like (By category):

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Reel Big Fish, Mad Caddies, All Caps, The Hush Sound, The Parslemouths and Oingo Boingo.

Reads: The Night Circus is one of my all time favorites. I am a fan of almost all kinds of fiction and most autobiographies. I am a big fan of Christopher Moore and Jasper Fforde... I also enjoy the occasional children's book.

Shows: Doctor Who, The Catherine Tate Show, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time Psyche, Pokemon, Danny Phantom, Adventure Time, did I mention Adventure Time? My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and some others that don't really matter.

Movies: Moulin Rouge! My Neighbor Totoro, Pan's Labyrinth, Amelie, Juno, Goldwing, Tokyo Godfathers, Tank Girl, The Brothers Bloom, Into the Woods, The Avengers, Son of Rambow, the Greatest Movie Ever Sold and Exporting Raymond

People: Miss Monica, Hearts, Trev, Kitt, Chimneypants, Beloved, Mizu, Blaise, Ani, Shannondoah, Jelly Bean, Bazor

Other: I don't give a fuck about the Oxford Comma. I really freakin' love cows. I will never stop wearing this bowler hat.