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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Hey, TheYellowVolvo here! Ya, I'm not a normal person. I am I spastic person that has the most fun possible and the best friends EVER! No, I'm really not that interesting but I guess if you have any questions about me you can ask and you will get a reply. How Much I Thought I Hated You: Complete! This story has been nominated for All Human Twilight Awards. 'Fanfiction you couldn't stop reading' Just like to say a big thanks! Nominations accepted after August 22nd. Voting starts August 27th. Please vote and nominate some of your favorites! How Love Brought You Back To Me: In progress. First Priority. When The Day Met The Night: In progress. Second Priority. I will only update this when I am not busy writing chapters for How Love Brought You Back To Me. I really like where this story is going but it will just have to wait. Sorry for any inconveniences. All Human Twilight Awards: As was mentioned above How Much I Thought I Hated You has been nominated under 'fanfiction you couldn't stop reading'. Voting begins August 27th and nominations for your own favorites is accepted after August 22nd. Check it out! The Link is: Twilight All Human Awards site If you have any other questions just send me a P to the M! I will reply! To add some spice: DHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate. Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny! Life's Tough, get a helmet! How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? normal people worry me Live Dangerous. . .Run With Scissors Pick up lines with witty comebacks: Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. One of my favorite pickup lines: Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. 30 things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Enjoy the stories Everyone!!! |
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