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Fanfiction History: I have been on FF since before time. Not really, but for four years now. I started in the fanfiction world by reading Twilight fanfiction (the sad truth) and from there started reading PJO. My first account was a co account with one of my friends called Twihardlightningthiefs. We wrote mildly amusing PJO fanfiction. From there, I had another joined account with my comrade till the end, Cuchilla which was called Spunkeatslemonsforrevenge. All we did on that was piss people off, and try to take over the fandom. I do regret most of the things I said and did on there now and have changed. Basically, I have been on fanfiction forever, and have seen so much change especially in the PJO fandom. I remember the reign of Honest101, and when there were only 200 stories for PJO. Basically, the fandom has gone to hell, and it would be nice to bring it back, but I don't ever see it happening. Its gone like Miley Cyrus' hymen.

Name: Delora Azrael

Gender: female

Country: AMERICA!

Occupations: Fanfiction writer, spreading the message of U By Kotex, professional tweeter, future world dominator, godmother, learning in the institution called school, stalker

Hair color: brown

Eye color: blue

Birthday: October 29

Age: 16

College: Nope, high school, land of the horny, stoned, and stupid

Siblings: dos hermanas

Interests: Communism, writing, reading , swimming, body building, people that body build, stalking, singing, being a mega bitch, decorating feminine hygiene products, babies, baby animals, forigners, music, my english teacher, coming up with SVU episode ideas, WWII jokes (I'm going to invade you from the south, blitzkreig)

What was the last book you read? Fault in Our Stars, John Green (it was ammmmaaazzziiiinnnnggggg)

What's on your T.V right now? SVU. It's Tuesday!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My sister and it was commenting on Sims

Where are you? In my family room, somewhere in the US

What was the last thing you ate? Pez

What's your personality like? I have multiple. One is a scary Russian, there is a slutty Asian schoolgirl, and the other is an scene teenage boy who listens to Cute is What We Aim For and is most likely gay

Who do you have a crush on? Many fictional characters, but if you want legit people I would tap: Logan Lerman, your dad, Alex Peyferr (or how ever you spell his last name. He is that sexy british guy)

What was the last thing you thought? That sexy British guy is too old for me

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? the Rhode Island of all dicks (this means small)

You now have a million dollars what would you buy? books, tampons, candles, headphones, and a nice car for myself

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. my phone

What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? this

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?

"When you kill a man you steal a life" Baba said. Kite Runner (why couldn't it have been the rape scene?)

What's it like being you? Ferocious

What are your thoughts on writing? I love it

How tall are you? 5'1"

What book are you currently reading? The Kite Runner (for school) and The Scorch Trials (for pleasure)

What music are you listening to? The Flood, Escape the Fate

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? gmail

What was the last thing you cooked? my sister into the best meat pie in London

What color are the walls of the room you are in? brownish

Do you know who the governor of your state is? yes

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup

How many different programs are on your computer right now? hmmm... five!

Have you ever been water-skiing? no

What is the weather like? raining

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I will hopefully go back to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter!

Anything else? Caress me down

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Iran

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? togehter

3. What can you hear right now? the tv

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. "Hello" "Hi" me and my sister

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? SVU

6. Type your name with your elbow. dfelkoirf

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. chair

8. If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? I have never read it but there must be an antagonist, so I guess them

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? You're high

What's your favourite article of clothing? Currently my black leather jacket that makes me look like a badass

Who is the most special person to you? myself

What's your favourite childhood memory? getting the puberty talk in 5th grade

Scariest moment of your life? Texas

One word that would best describe you? Bitch

What is your favourite month in the summer? July

What's your favourite number? 13

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? "If you die, would I get your laptop?"-my sister

What does your user name mean? Fandom Apocalypse...

What is your favourite Disney movie? I love Hercules, and Mulan, The Lion King, and also little Mermaid

What made you smile today? My idiot druggie friend

Last thing you said out loud? "It was the wrong way!" Singing Wrong Way by Sublime

Last rainbow you saw? no clue, comrade

Do you want a hair cut? nope. just had one

Are you musically inclined? no, unless making people's ears bleed is a good thing

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? Blame the brownies Ally gave me.

Have you ever been in a fight? Yes! At a playground, and at the Talent Show... Haha

Son\daughter of: This is possible because they are gods: Zeus, Ares, Aphrodite, Athena

Favorite word (at the moment): Baba (its Farsi which is now my second language after reading Kite Runner)

Something i hate: Preps

Favorite Action movie: Clash of the Titans

Favorite Comedy movie: Blades of Glory

Songs i like: Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, Pain, Riot, Bad Touch, DING DONG SONG!

Favoite animal: Love em all

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Goldiggers

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Pink platypus!

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Kill everyone~!

Favorite PJO character: Ethan Nakamura

Favorite PJO pairing: Nico/Percy

Gods or Titans? Titians

Ranger or Knight? Ninja!

Bow or Sword? Sword

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? WWII

Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:45

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:56

What are you wearing? old swim sweatshirt and jeans

Did you dream last night? I don't sleep.

What is on the walls of the room you are in? pictures

Seen anything weird lately? um my friend's mother's car through the wall of their garage...

What is the last film you saw? Beauty and the Beast in 3d. We almost got kicked out for singing

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Truthfully, I would want there to be no hunger, or violence.

Do you like to dance? in my footsie pjamas

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Grace

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Riley

The Long List of Favorites:

Books:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Heros of Olympus, Rick Riordan

Gone Series, Michael Grant

Blue Bloods, Mellisa de la Cruz

Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins

The Book Thief, Markus Zusak

I Am The Messanger, Markus Zusak

Go Ask Alice, Anonymous

Yellow Star, Jennifer Roy

Looking for Alaska, John Green

Paper Towns, John Green

An Abundance of Katherines, John Green

Elsewhere, Gabrielle Zevin

13 Reasons Why- Jay Asher

So many more...

Shows:

The Office

30 Rock

House

SNL

South Park

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Milionarie Marchmaker

The Newly Wed Game

Baggage

Law and Order SVU

Katie Plus Eight

Raising Sextuplets (when you are stuck in a haunted hotel, starved, and bored in the middle of nowhere Texas, practically Mexico, this is what you watch)

Desperate Housewives

Teen Moms

If You Really Knew Me

16 and Pregnant

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant

(I think I watch too much TV)

Movies:

Moulin Rouge

Blades of Glory

Juno ("I still have your underwear!" "I still have your virginity!")

Disturbia

Beetle Juice

War of the Worlds

Disney Classics (my top three in no order are Hercules, Aladdin, and The Lion King)

Zombieland

So many more...

Bands (Prepare yourself for a long list):

Panic! at the Disco

Fall Out Boy

Green Day

My Chemical Romance

Three Days Grace

Coldplay

Cutie is What We Aim For

Forever the Sickest Kids

The Lonely Island

Gunther and Sunshine Girls

Pink Floyd

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Escape the Fate

Lady Gaga

Bo Burnham

Bloodhound Gang

Eminem

Oasis

Weezer

311

Sublime

Nirvana

Story Information:

Gone:

Karaoke: Fayz Addition: In Progress of Ch. 5. Should be posted eventually. The difficult part is keeping it clean.

Reflection: I UPDATED! After what, a year?

PJO:

The Rules: I think I'm done, but maybe not. PM me if you have any other things that you think should be considered "rules"

Something About Chiron: A drabble sort of thing. I may complete it soon, if I feel inspired. Kind of hit a road block in some research I did on Chiron's hero training past. The road block was the fact that he died, for Jason I believe...

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