Who the Fuck Are You?:

I am Jacob and I am a cis something male, born July 15, 1993. I write, play video games, and procrastinate. I was born in Guam because my dad's military and just happened to be there with my mom when me and my twin sister were born. I was raised in United States, Colorado and spent around seventeen years in Fort Collins (northern CO). Half way through my senior year in high school, we moved to Tennessee and I began college. We lived there for four years and now we live in Alaska.
My interests include femslash, rpgs, spending time with my friends, writing, writing fanfiction, not doing anything, and complaining. I love meeting new people and am not shy to criticism. Please feel free to say whatever you want to me whenever you want to. I don't have a tone of friends and always have room for more.

Story Info:

I will occasionally just write random shit and post it, like if I just get some random, floating inspiration and decide to write a short thing. Follow my master post on tumblr for if and when those stories come up. I'm starting to drift away from the chapter-to-chapter fics since I tend to let those rot for months (or years).

Legend of Zelda Stories: Currently working on
I swap fandom focuses fairly frequently and am currently on a Zelda trip (what a strange thing to be into right now). There's a severe lack of Sheik femslash so that's what I'm writing. I have a story up on AO3 right now but more's on the way.

Troy:
I haven't updated this story in ages, since I moved to Tennessee. I apologize to all readers of this because I know a lot of people enjoy it and hate seeing it sitting there on indefinite hiatus. I have a policy and that is that I will remove something from the internet if it is incomplete and I never plan on finishing it. Troy's staying up because I'm going to update it. The next to chapters are basically finished but I'm lazy. Sending me messages begging me to continue wouldn't hurt. But, rest assured, it'll be finished eventually.

Magical Science (Sorakananas): Also currently working on
Magical Science as it is will be discontinued permanently kind of. I have another story called Sorakananas on Hentai-Foundry that is an erotica/romantica sorta deal. It was intended as a pwp smut thing with a futa Soraka as the focus. Thing is, I can't do pwp; I get too invested in the characters. So now it's a Soraka/Katarina romance fic with drama and random sex that makes sense and a villain who hasn't appeared yet. Once the villain shows up, I will be merging Magical Science with Sorakananas here on and elsewhere. You can read the current chapters over on Hentai-Foundry under Burakku473.

She Was My Angel:
It's a bit of a mess and unedited but I said I would do it so it's done. I've chosen not to fix it. If you like it, awesome. I might make another one as more info about Rachel is released. Right now, however, new information is serving the opposite effect. By that, I mean that I'm no longer a hardcore Chlober shipper. Rachel sounds like a *.

Social Anxiety:
There's a lot of love for this story. It practically single-handedly got me three hundred plus followers on tumblr and made me a prominent member in the LiS community for a couple of months. I wrote two chapter during the era of ep1 and stopped all production of the story after ep2 released. The whole game is out now and feels are all over the place. I loved writing this story but I don't know what to do with it next. Thinking about it (ironically) gives me anxiety. Even Troy, which I haven't touched in years, is more likely to be updated sooner than this. I just don't know where to go. If anyone has any suggestions for directions to go, I'm all ears. Someone already offered to finish it in my stead, but I'm not comfortable passing off this story to anyone, though it is very flattering.

May the Fourth Be Strange:
This is a Star Wars AU because why not? I'll continue it eventually. Based on the voting, it looks like it's going to be a Vicxine (to no one's surprise).

Reasons that are Likely to Blame for Being Unable to Write:
I'm watching tv shows, playing games, talking to friends, and generally procrastinating. We're in Alaska and are busy doing stuff here. My college years are nearing an end and I'm likely to hit crunch time in it sooner rather than later.
I also like making excuses to not do anything. If you want a particular story updated really badly, pester the shit out of me. Trust me, enough people yelling will make me do something about it.

Update 6/6/2016:
I have a job, my first job, and have had it since the beginning of May. It is taking up pretty much all of my time and I'm still not used to having a job. I know, 22 and my first job. I suck. But I wanna write, I do, so I'll try to get more accustomed to this job (maybe get more off days) and attempt finishing some of my frickity frackin' stories. In case anyone wants to know where the fuck I've been, there ya go. I haven't even had time to play games, just Heroes and League in the wee hours of the night. Then my mother does her best to take up the rest of my free time- look, I'm not here to bitch. I'm working, so I'm not writing, very sorry, I'll try to get on it.
Shoulda worked on my stories when I had the chance, heh...

I love reader response on all my works so feel free to rant and rave all over that stuff. Visit my deviantART, tumblr, Hentai-Foundry, and ArchiveOfOurOwn to see other stuff. Mostly. Everything on AO3 should be here. All of those accounts are AQA473 except for H-F which is Burakku473.

Thank you for visiting my page and thank you even more for reading these stories I work hard on. I'm in school and I'm in it to be an editor. Fingers crossed for getting a job in it. Please come here for periodic updates.