Olleh!

I decided my old bio was kinda gay... I think I made it last year and I get the impression now that I was high when I made it, which is mildly terrifying.

Well, I'm a writer obsessed with many fan pairings (THE CUTENESS, IT'S TOO MUCH!), and I am what today would be defined as a grammar nazi (aka I am fastidious (I love that word) about correcting people's spelling and grammar, and I hate that we hold such little value in it today, it really makes me sad).

So I hope you all enjoy my work, and yeah... LONG LIVE FANFICTION, YOU'VE STOLEN MY LIFE. AMEN.

Evol,

ReverseQueen xoxo

Scarily, I actually think this is true!!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If you swear to never do drugs of any kind add this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I LOVE THIS!!

WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. Avoid using punctuation
2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy"
3. Have your friends address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood".
5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go".
6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.
7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time.
8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso.
9. Decorate your office with mosquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day.
10. At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!"
11. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
12. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
13. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
14. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're all right.
15. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
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16. Sing along at the opera.
17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
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18. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

OK, I got this off person-who-changed-username's profile:

Funny Things: I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. -Oscar Wilde

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers
in his car. -Unknown

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Unknown

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot! -Unknown (I don't make fun of blondes or anything, but that one was just funny)

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? -Unknown

Practice makes perfect, but then nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing? -Unknown

Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together? -Unknown

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! -Unknown

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? -Unknown

I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally. -Unknown

I'm busy, you’re ugly, have a nice day. -Unknown (I'm gonna start saying that to my teachers) :)

Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors? -Unknown

QUICK!! What’s the number for 911!! -Unknown