kirenlockehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. "I'm not crazy, I'm a functioning sociopath." At least that's what I tell myself. Twilight fanfiction has been my ultimate secret passion for the last 5 years from high school to university it's never let up, thank God for that! Now, as an English Major, I'd like to share the ideas that have been swirling around in my head and I truly hope I can let fellow readers enjoy what countless authors have done for me! |
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Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,286 - Reviews: 5234 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 6,106 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Balançoire by gemini13me reviews
"Perfect balance is like a razor's edge; it can be found only in the Self." - Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,027 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orange Crush by OzellaMarie reviews
Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when a hunky new guy moves in next door. Will she be able to handle 'Sex on Legs? Or will he think she's a complete fruit cake? Edward/Bella/Drabble/Romance/Humor {On Hiatus For Rewrite and Editing}
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Sorrow by DreamOfTheEndless reviews
Bella worshiped Carlisle, so when he proposed she didn't think twice before accepting. But then she met Edward, her fiancé's half brother & the other part of her soul. Will they be able to survive the consequences of their betrayal?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,081 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Uprooted by son-of-puji reviews
This time it's Keefe who wants to finish the job, and it forces Lisa and Jackson, two enemies blind with hatred and anger, on a hopeless, unwanted mission. Is there anything beyond hostility for them? And if so, wouldn't it be their undoing?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 159,574 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Royal Rebellions by 0421201704122019 reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 5004 - Favs: 5,201 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4637 - Favs: 8,557 - Follows: 4,564 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Game of Trust by wheatear reviews
She doesn't realise that he's adjusting to her comfort levels until it's too late. Elijah/Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/10/2011 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
The Black Dragon by Valse De La Lune reviews
Bella defied the arrogant Edward. He will not forget her. She will be his sacrifice, he will make her his prisoner, and he will make her his, after all, he is the most feared. He is known as The Black Dragon. All Human. Dark. Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7151 - Favs: 5,760 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17861 - Favs: 12,039 - Follows: 6,001 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3812 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14543 - Favs: 17,036 - Follows: 8,781 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cygnet and the Strigoi by CapnSureYouAre reviews
I used to think I was average, you know, dull and boring. Then I found out I was a shape-shifting, reincarnated death goddess with a knack for vengeance, the boy I'm obsessed with is my immortal enemy, and my friends are werewolves. So much for average.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
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A New York Affair reviews
"Do not trust Edward Cullen, he will destroy you." She chanted the words every day from nine to five until he decided to up and fuck her brains out against his desk. Slight Possessiveward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Bella, Edward
Oh, Death reviews
Bella is Death incarnate, she ferries souls to the other side and because of this curse, she is virtually alone in the world. That is, until she crosses paths with the beautiful undead. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Bella, Edward
