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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hi, I never know what to write in these things, so I'll just make it quick. I'm 25, from London, and harboring a major, clandestine Twilight obsession.

I'm feeling a little random, so here's some random information about myself;

I still have regular conversations about what I want to be when I grow up. I'm 25, and I still have no idea.

A year ago I had no idea that fanfic even existed.

I honestly believe I could survive on salted popcorn and diet coke - mainly because they're the only things I could never give up.

When I was 9 I dropped a library book in the bath, and cried because I thought they wouldn't let me take out any more books - it was a Stephen King novel.

The right song can change your mood in a matter of minutes - for me that song is 'I Want You Back' by The Jackson Five.

The disparate books that have affected me in some way include; Catcher in the Rye (I'm a walking cliche), Revolutionary Road (April Wheeler epitomises everything that scares me in life) and War Boy (I've never met another person who has read this book - if you have, let me know).

I think Karl Pilkington is a genius. Really.

I love to people watch, but I don't really know how to talk to them.

Norwegian Wood; the song and the book, are beautiful and haunting.

After being inspired by some of the awesome writing I've found, as well as some of the hilarious stories - I decided to have a go for myself.

Although I used to write a lot, it's been years, and I'm kinda new to this, so if you feel like reading, please leave me a review - they're always helpful, and I could use the help!

I'm part of Project Team Beta - and those guys are absolutely awesome, so go check out their site.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20546 - Favs: 14,117 - Follows: 5,731 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11799 - Favs: 10,137 - Follows: 6,812 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Ready For You by bmango reviews
They meet far from home in a land of sunshine and beauty. Will this short time together be enough when they return to their homes and their lives? Birthday present for theladyingrey42. JxE, AH, slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,853 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 10,875 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Long Way Home by TheHeartOfLife reviews
There was a girl. She loved a boy. And then she lost it all. Will her journey back to the place where it all began and ended light the path for forgiveness, or will it swallow her whole? A story about friendship, love and the true meaning of coming home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14541 - Favs: 17,002 - Follows: 8,763 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once we were Kings by sweetp-1 reviews
Seth is the new kid at Forks High. The last thing he expects to find there is Edward...and his very own love story. Top 20 finalist in the Black Balloon contest, now continued. AU/OOC. M for language and slash love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,346 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Seth, Edward - Complete
All Four Love by Radd Rach reviews
Bella, Edward, Jasper, and Alice are on their way to Las Vegas for Emmett's wedding. What happens when they stop off at a hotel? Bella and Alices reveal a secret and things start to heat up. MATURE SMUT. AH. One-shot. 2nd Entry for Summer of Smut Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Love Will Lead Us by LyricalKris reviews
They had one perfect day together before they thought they lost each other forever. What happens when the love of her life reappears at exactly the wrong time? When you don't have a choice in who you love, how do you know what to do? E/B, Jas/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,654 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Fred Flintstone, Meet Mr Cullen by gray.and.yellow reviews
TFLN contest entry collaboration by AmelieGray & YellowGlue. Superhealthybella's got it bad for her Bio teacher with a sweet tooth. M for language and citrus. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Walter Cannon's Theory, Expanded by Temptation's Girl reviews
Edward's working the night shift, trying to gain experience before his first year of medical school. He might learn more than he expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,127 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bulletproof by annanabanana reviews
When Jasper receives a long term photo assignment in a region of conflict, an unexpected colleague's presence complicates the next three months of his life. Written for TwiFansForHaiti. AH E/J Rated M for language and lemony lemonstuffs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11591 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Lost by girastelle reviews
Three sisters are stolen from their father's farm by three mysterious, inhuman captors. Loosely inspired by Twilight and set in an indeterminate past, this story explores a darker side of the Cullen boys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 401 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Jane by LoreliD reviews
As Jane burns at the stake convicted of witchcraft; she vows vengeance upon her accuser. Once she joins the Volturi, Jane's sweet revenge is within reach - Indies Winner, 2010 Eddies Nominee M / graphic violence Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jane - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Fruits as These by Grendelsmother reviews
Rosalie Hale was a beautiful young woman on the verge of marriage when her life was taken from her in an act of horrific violence. Rescued by the Cullens, can she come to terms with the end of her human life? Can she save other women from the same fate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,449 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Rosalie, Edward
Afterlife by thatisastory reviews
Becoming a vampire was supposed to mean a new beginning for Bella. Instead tragedy is visited upon the Cullens, and Bella is neither alive, nor dead, left to keep a promise she wishes she'd never made. This is her Afterlife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Girl Afraid by agoraphobiantic reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Someone Else’s Memoirs by a certain slant of light reviews
Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,741 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 9,392 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Faith by Morrighan256 reviews
COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,858 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Two Kinds of Loneliness reviews
You know the story - boy meets girl and they fall in love. But are things ever really that simple? Not for these two. The disjointed ramblings of a couple getting to know each other and themselves, as they struggle with everything life throws at them.A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
Leave the Past Behind reviews
A/H - Bella's trying so hard to forget the past, that she's losing herself. Will Edward be able to find the real her, before she spirals out of control? Canon Pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lacuna reviews
My entry for the Black Balloon Contest - To many Rosalie Hale is the most beautiful thing they have ever seen, will Edward give into that temptation? Will it be worth the cost, even if the price is everything he knows, everything he is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Fire & Ice reviews
A/H One Shot - Edward must make a choice about his future in the face of pressure from his family. Slightly random, very short one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Rosalie, Victoria - Complete