Hey everyone! I don't know who is still reading this, but if you've stuck with me for this long, congratulations. I'm impressed.

Most of what you'll see in this profile was written circa 2010. Well, it's now 2015 and I have become someone who my past self would be very disappointed in- a pro choice, agnostic, left-leaning lesbian feminist.

No matter. I'm not so proud of my past self, either.

Anyway, reading back on the person I used to be gave me a bit of a laugh, as I hope it does for you, too.

Hey there, wassup! Most of you probably know me as ecjarecke11, because that was my previous username. I love Maximum Ride, GONE, anime, Fruits Basket, and would like to recognize some very awesome people.

musegirl66-even though you're Team Fang, you are still one of my bestest friends! Keep on keepin' on!

birdgirl24- GO TEAM IGGY!

flyEgurl- Iggy DOES pwn Fang's stupid, effing face!

Are You Calling Me Crazy- apparently you seem to think that in one of my stories I copied somebody else's idea. I don't know what you are talking about and apologize for any similarities. If you could message me with the title of the story I would appreciate it. And no, I am not calling you crazy.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think that Iggy is ten zillion times more epicly awesome than Fang, post this in your profile.

If you are married to one or more fictional characters post this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much

spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (This is a lie. I'm a lesbian.)

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears. (NOT TRUE FOR MY SISTER!)

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

MAXIMUM RIDE-NESS:

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you ever read Maximum Ride past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (Max,Nudge,Ella because of Iggy, or Rin, because of Hatsuharu)

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love Fruits Basket and can't live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the GONE series (by Michael Grant) and can't live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love MLIA () and can't live without it, copy this in your profile. http:///

If Miggy is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you dream in Maximum Ride, like, every night post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of MR book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have / wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely, positively don't want Robert Pattenson playing Fang, copy and past this into your profile.

If you absolutely, positively don't want Kristen Stewart playing Max, copy and past this into your profile.

If you're a girl but the furthest thing from a damsel-in-distress, copy and past this into your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I know that there were some repeats in there but WHO FREAKING CARES?!

IGGYNESS:

Recipe for hottness: 98 human 2 bird 68 Pyro 49 chef 2 Blindness = 219 HOT!! if you know who I'm talking about here and agree copy and paste this into your profile.

If you knew that Iggy is allergic to gum because you are an obsessed Iggy fangirl and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile

If really you are so in love with Iggy that you think he's real and will come for you one day copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kick Ella's scrawny butt so that you could have Iggy copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

Iggy: 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent gorgeous! If you agree with that statement copy and paste it into your profile.

If you are madly in love with Iggy copy and paste this into your profile.( I love Iggy so much it's not even funny!

If you think Iggy is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Iggy is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Iggy, post this in your profile

If Iggy is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

. A disease commonly known as Obsessive Maximum Ride Disorder which causes people to become addicted to Maximum Ride. This disease affects those who have read/heard of Maximum Ride. The symptoms include being unable to sleep, relating everything to MR, hogging the computer, reading MR books, squealing over Iggy (girls only), being restless due to completing the whole series and waiting for the seventh book to come out. One known cure for the last symptom of OMRD is to read MR fanfictions. Side Effects include increased hogging of computer and more restlessness (restless to read more fanfics)

98% of teenage girls would die if Fang or Edward told them it was uncool to breathe. Post this in your profile if you're part of the 2% that would stand back with Iggy and laugh.

"92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Iggy by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good." -IggywiLLsaVeMe2012~ my new bestest Iggy-obsessive friend. (musegirl66 is still my best friend in real life-she just likes Fang.)

I like Drake Merwin.

Gone-ness:

If you LOVE Drake and will kill anyone who insults him put this in your profile.

If you would be a proud freak in the FAYZ put this in your profile.

If you want to kill Zil (haha that rhymed) put this in your profile.

If you love Quinn put this in your profile.

If you would either rule by Caine's side or take control of the FAYZ put this in your profile.

If you feel sorry for Orc put this in your profile.

If you think Drake is super-smexy put this in your profile.

If you love GONE and can't live without it put this in your profile.

~WHIP-HAND SUPPORTER~

Check out this cool thing I found on someones profile!

RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS

1)Seamus Finnigan is not after 'me lucky charms...

2)"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

3)I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmaster's office.

4)I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination Class.

5)I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

6)Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

7)Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

8)First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

9)I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".

10)I will not give Hagrid Pokemon card and convince him they're real animals.

11)I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

12)The giant squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

13)When death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark mark and yell "to the Bat mobile, Robin!".

14)When a class-mate falls asleep I shall not take advantage of that fact, and draw the Dark mark on their arm.

15)It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time snap takes house points from Gryffindor.

16)Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is completly coincidental.

17)I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he wears an orange anorak.

18)I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "Bookends".

19)I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dust-buster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

20)I will not scare the Arithmacy students with my Calculus book.

21)I will not hold my wand in the air before casting a spell shouting "I got the power!".

22) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the nights who say "Ni" have challenged him to a duel and have the students yell "Ni!" in various directions.(Highly inappropriate, albeit funny)

23) It is not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

24)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

25)I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

26)"to conquer the Earth with flying Monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

27) i am not allowed to star Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

28)I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

29)The Whomping willow is not an Entwife.

30)"Draco Malfoy, take up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

31)I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

32)It is a bad idea to tell Professer McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

33)"Yall chack this crap out!" is not an appropraite way to say I am about to conduct an experimantal spell.

34)I will no say the phrase "dude get a life" to Voldemort.

35)Should i chance to see a death-eater in a white mask, I should not start singing anything from Phantom Of The Opera

36)Dumbledore does not have "nakie time"

37)I will not go up to the paintings in the Grand staircase and try to scare them with a bucket of water.

38)I will not ask Voldemort how babies are made.

Most of these I got from the profile of xXMidnightWingsXx and cookiedoughicecream2, but 38 was all mine. ALL MINE! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Repaste if you can; add your own funny rules as you go.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

I am the that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the that people look through when I say something. I am the that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the that doesn't spend all her time on , or talking to a friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the s who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, emmettcullendisorder, SeekDreamsAndFindHope, iggy flies for me, Chick-With-Whip-Hand

Post this on your profile if you've ever laughed at something completely random that happened like a week ago.

If you have trouble understanding what a Facebook is, but can use and define the Pythagorean Theorum post this on your profile.

People say life is short. Post this on your profile if you scream "LIFE IS LONGEST DARN THING YOU CAN DO, IDIOT!" at them.

Post this if you found Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment on one day and the next day you absolutley needed the rest of the series.

If you cried when you finished MAX, then screamed eccentrically when you heard they were releasing Fang soon, post this on your profile.

Post this if you didn't know what IMHO meant in SOF and desperatly tried to figure out the meaning. Then googled it and found "in my humble opinion" and thought "What?".

Post this on your profile if the phone is your mortal enemy, usually.

If you don't trust the dolls in your sisters room and turn them around so they can't look at you, post this on your profile.

Post this on your profile is you have ever been in a serious conversation and shouted "SHINY!", randomly.

Post this on your profile if you design your nametags they give you at meetings with flowers and skulls, just cuz.

If no one's going to bring you down (Wicked reference) or you'll kick them into next week (Maximum Ride reference) post this on your profile.

If you blurt out funny quotes from Maximum Ride at random moments post this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you ever wondered why highlighter doesn't come in black and then thought "Oh".

If you made a genuine WTF face when Max and Fang grew gills, post this on your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

If you wanna know more about me read this;

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

random quotes!

"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!"-the Gasman in STWAOES

"You...Are...a...fridge...with...wings.We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!"-Fang in SOF

Katniss:"Poor finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?"

Finnick: "It must be. The sensation is completly new. How have you manage it all these years?"

Katniss: "Just avoid mirrors. You'll forget all about it."

Finnick: "Not if I keep looking at you" -Catching Fire

"It's Spring Break! (Ding) you are now free to act like a complete idiot for an entire week."-the radio

"Duct tape is like 'the Force'. It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the universe together"- Adam Savage from Mythbusters

"How important does someone have to be when they are assainated, instead of just murdered?"- a question that still has me wondering

"What's the speed of dark?"- another question to keep me up at night...

"She was writing 'polynomial.'" -Astrid "Yeah. I was going to guess that." -Sam, Gone

"It's not a diaper. Diapers are for babies. It's my trainee pants." -A little girl

THE REST ARE RANDOM SAYINGS FROM FANFICTION!

"What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

"Next person to say 'silence is golden, duct tape is silver' is getting a mouthful of silver!"

"Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over. "

"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity."

"I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to."

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on!"

"I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!"-thats twilight

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?"

"Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. I think it's Colin."

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up."

"Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it."

"364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?"

"My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it’s gone."

"Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go."

"You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too."

"One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me?"

"I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter."

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate."

"It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with."

"Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch when you push them down the stairs."

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide."

"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."

"Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later."

"I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers."

"The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you."

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

"A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?"

"I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

“Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork"

"The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!"

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sporks"

"Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder."

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes"

"If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."

"The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on."

"Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter."

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

"There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves."

"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people..."

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking."

"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

"You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it."

The Copy and Paste Section:

If have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile (lel it's now 2015 and this no longer applies)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you

A good or best friend!

A friend will be there to comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You have seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb asss"

A friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, run!"

A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

A friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away.

A friend will help me up when I fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me.

A friend will bail me out of jail. Best Friend will be sitting beside me saying, "Dang, we screwed up.”

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me

A friend calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A best friend calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".

A friend asks me for my number. A best friend asks me for her number

A friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends Fade. Best Friends Are 4 Ever

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (not true!)
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a imvu or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) To tell your friend or sibling something, you text or IM them even though they are sitting right across the room.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (see below, mind the language):

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Stormcat313, Winged-Wolf-At-Heart, Chick-With-Whip-Hand

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because Jesus says in the Bible, "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its OK to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

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-Bring, Bring, Bring!!

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If youhave a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.

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So! Read my fanfiction, Soul Searching, which is about Iggy and a new bird girl and how they get captured and rescued! Little romance later on! So, everybody on Team Iggy, I love you all, and Team Fang, you suck (except for musegirl66). CYa later!

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