Life for Kurosaki Ichigo was just the same old boring routine. Go to school, deal with family, and then work. It's not until new neighbors move in across the street when he is introduced to a strange world, and even stranger people. AU IshiIchi

College, cars, street-racing, sex, and smut. College art student Ichigo Kurosaki meets a blue-haired delinquent mechanic and his crew. Dramatic, angsty, humorous calamity ensues? GrimmIchi. AU Yaoi Swearing Smut Violence.

Kuchiki Byakuya enjoys watching his fukutaicho sleep. This leads to several awkward conversations and a spurt of jealousy or two, as well as a slightly fumbled courting request. Then Ichimaru Gin comes back, and everything goes to hell in a handbasket. Yaoi. Lemon. Etcetera. Set in a vague time frame not really coinciding with canon at all.

Grimmjow is one of the last of his kind to survive the massacre of his people. With an evil tyrant after him, he is sent to an entirely different world, where he meets Ichigo Kurosaki, an innocent college student. AU, yaoi, swearing, violence.

Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.

Have you ever wondered what BLEACH would be like if Kubo-sama saw "Hot Fuzz" before he wrote it? Well, I did, and this is what I came up with. Major crack, no point what-so-ever! Updates at least once every month. ON WITH THE CRACK!

Set after the Winter War, Szayel escapes to the human realm to start over. Eighty years later, he is discovering how tedious world domination can become. Enter a former acquaintance... Rated M for language and violence. Mostly. Shounen Ai. Nnoitra/Szayel.

In peace talks following a recently concluded war, Nnoitra is offered up to the Kuchiki family as a personal servant to Prince Ulquiorra and a show of "goodwill." But his true mission to murder the royals is foiled when he is cursed. AU plotline, MxM

AU, set in a country similar to feudal Japan. Eighteen year old Szayel works at a whorehouse, displaced by a war that claimed his house eight years ago. Nnoitra/Szayel with some situational oocness on Szayel's part. M for sexual content and graphic violence.

Ichigo wins a super jackpot and because of the trouble it's stirring, he needs a bodyguard. Grimmjow wants the job – and Ichigo too. But what is he really after? Ichigo or the money? Grimm x Ichi AU -Boy love alert!-

Ichigo Kurosaki has decided to leave his band, Soul Society. What happens when his talent is revealed at a bar? And a teal-haired god with rock star good looks wants him to...! Rated for language and sexual situations. Mostly GrimmIchi & other pairings.

When Byakuya accidentally overhears a love confession from Renji, he realises he'll do anything to hear it again. Renji will soon realise just how powerful 3 little words are. Ren x Bya -Yaoi alert!-

Moving to a new continent can be pretty weird for you. It's even weirder when a pervert with a talking bear ends up in your bathroom to interrupt your shower. How the HELL does Ichigo plan to survive this crazy Yankee chick? Randomness at its finest.

HPDM slash. Draco's a master thief and illegal Potions brewer. Harry is the Auror assigned to hunt him. A cat and mouse game. With endless tension. COMPLETE.

"Not the sound I was hoping for. I much preferred this one." Smut for smut's sake. A slashy oneshot.

Two of the most mischievous shinigami, Yachiru and Gin, team up to bring a little fun and chaos to the Seireitei by randomly trying to pair up characters as friends, enemies, or love interests. Will they succeed or fail in their challenges?

Iruka's first day attending Konoha High turns into an eventful one, thanks to a silver haired senior. It's gonna be one hell of a school year...

Szayel Apporo Granz, at your service. Oh, no, at Yylfordt Granz's service actually. Don't care about you. Hm? The story of how we got together? Well okay, here you go. Our love story, I guess. / Yaoi, Fluff, OOC? Smut! Summer Heat Sequel, Granzs' story!

Having an affair with one of your slaves is one of the worst kind of scandals. Especially when the slave is another male, and you're trapped in a marriage. In reality, stories like this don't always end happily. Warning: Yaoi, Hentai, Violence, Bondage

The randomness of the characters on Bleach if they had a facebook. NOTICE: I have the sequel up, if you didn't know before I am sorry about that. :

A sequel to the story "Be Careful What You Wish For". Reunited back home, Amanda finds out that she is not left alone too long like she thinks she is. Rated M for future chapters.

Ok, Grimmjow is hot, but it isn't illegal to appreciate beauty. Besides, I'm also attracted to chicken curry, marzipan, ginger beer and kittens. There. Feelings assessed. Nothing to worry about. GrimmIchi.

Find out the many ways to get on the wrong side of the bleach cast. ON HIATUS PLEASE CHECK CHAPTER 69

"Ichigo..." A soft, breathy voice called out his name and Ichigo almost shuddered at the sound of it. He couldn't imagine the expression on Uryuu's face when his name rolled out of his lips. Why did he call him by his first name? Yaoi, Fluff, M for later

you send me ideas and I give you poems about Bleach

One of Urahara's experiments causes Renji and Ichigo to temporarily become female! How are they going to deal with this revelation? And why is Renji so goddamn sexy!

Envy was not happy with his current situation, Not happy at all. he may have been freed of her, but dealing with him? that was a whole new circle. EnvyxEd EdxEnvy yep, and yes Lemons in later chaps

CHAPTER 4 UP! Grimmjow and Ulquiorra knew each other in life, and it was all Grimmjow's fault that they died prematurely. Now they're Arrancar and Grimmjow doesn't remember Ulquiorra. What will Ulquiorra do all alone with his pain? AU GrimmUlqui

With the insanity that is the Bleach Manga right now, I decided it could never get as cracky. BUT WAIT, it can! With the help of caps, of course; that and someone with too much time on their hands recapping it. BLEACH RECAPS-CAPS, I CHOOSE YOU!

Renji kisses Byakuya during a game of spin the bottle. Byakuya is appalled so he gets revenge. Sexual revenge. WARNING: Contains yaoi and hints of yuri. Explicitness only happens during last chapters. NOT a lovey-dovey pairing. More comic.

Byakuya's peaceful day is thrown into turmoil by his loud, obnoxious, amazing vice-captain. Things happen, leaving Byakuya confused about Renji. Maybe Ukitake can help...ByaRen fluff.

There is something to be said about roommates, and the eventual relationships one builds upon meeting strangers. Unfortunately for Ichigo, life has never been cool like that, so he's stuck with an irritating Grimmjow. Dammit. GrimmIchi, CRACK.

Renji is brutally attacked and left comatose, and Byakuya cares for him. Will they both be able to figure out who attacked Renji? And while Byakuya promised to care for his vice-captain, he never expected to develop feelings for him. ByaRen, Yaoi

A time traveller with a faulty memory is taken to Las Noches, where she gets on the badd side of a certain bluenette and spoon, and keeps getting in awkward situations with possibly the most awkward person of all- Ulquiorra.

In Soul Society, Renji tries to get Ishida to relax, and succeeds admirably. Sequel to "Restraint", but can be read alone. Ishida POV. Renji x Ishida. Rated M for language and situation.

What if one night you were watching bleach, then went to bed thinking “It would be so awesome if they were all real and I actually got to meet them. Especially the arrancars!”, and woke up INSIDE Las Noches?

flat tacos. suspense, romance, terrorism, suspense and erotica.

Renji is tricked by Urahara into telling the two brats a bedtime story. Eventually, to Renji's annoyance, Rangiku, Ikkaku, Yumichika and Ichigo wanna listen too! How long will it take for them to crack? And what surpise does Urahara have under his hat?

Renji had been so glad to see Ishida in Hueco Mundo he'd wanted to kiss him. Thing was, now they were out of Hueco Mundo and he still wanted to kiss him... and more. Renji x Ishida.