*Darkness, Light, and TGS sit drinking tea*

TGS: ETA in 3, 2, 1

*Hsage falls into the room*

Darkness: right on time

Light: How was your flight?

Hsage: I hate you people

JadeKursaki: HI!

Hsage: *screams and tries to flee* Stay away!

TGS: Sorry 'bout that. I think being shot into wherever he went did something to him.

*Yamamoto flash steps behind Hsage and binds him with Kidou*

JadeKursaki: OLD MAN! You're late!

Darkness: Are you sure that a good idea?

Jade: *Sees the dragons* There you are *Bear hugs them*

Light: please…let…go…can't…get…air

Jade: You ok?

Darkness: fine, thank you

Yamamoto: You requested the poem

Jade: Yes

Yamamoto:*turns to TGS* Are you the one who attack Soifon?

TGS: She insulted me!

Hsage: The poem is called The Old Man

Why did

He burn me?

The old man

With the scars

I only asked

Why I feel

So hollow

*Jade doodles all over Hsage's face*

Hsage: You're bad as Rukia when Ichigo said the truth about her drawing skills

Jade: correction, I draw better than her.

*Light and Darkness are ROFLing*

*Yamamoto disappears*

TGS: The old man is a strange soul reaper

Hsage: Look who's talkin'! You're the weird one.

*a giant frying pan drops on Hsage's head*

Jade: Plz review and send in ideas. TGS-sama owns nothing from bleach.