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Mumford and Sons!!!

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If you have ever swore at a student in a different language and then laughed when they didn't know what you were saying, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever started laughing for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile

If fanfiction is to you as Myspace and Facebook are to other people, copy this onto your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. (ALLAN)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile.

If guys/girls think your cute, and they say it too, but you don't agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever run over a mailbox on your bikeon purpose justto see what woud happen but then got hurt, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are on the basketball team, copy and past this to your profile.

If someone has ever said they like you but you don't like them so you didn't know what to do, copy ans paste this to your profile.

If you like adding random stuff to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've eve randomly shouted something at an inapropriate time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you whooped when Jacob took off his shirt but booed when Edward took off his, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has called you emo, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have been in a fight and broke something on the other person, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like yo write but it takes up a lot of time, copy and paste this into your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

PREP
You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

total:2

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
XYou've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
XYou're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

total:7

PUNK

You can skateboard
X You've worn plaid.
X you like Converse
X you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count)
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

total:5

GEEK

X You love the computer.
XYou like Harry Potter.
X you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
X You love/like reading.
XYou were/are in band
X You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X you never miss school unless you're sick.

total:8

Athletic
X You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equiptment
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
XYou have a specific number

total:3

HARDCORE//scene

X You like loud music
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
X you wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band panic! at the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple

total:8

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Your guy side:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Your girl side:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

19 boy
4 girl
hmmmmm...
lol

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