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From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 1,063,838 - Reviews: 9285 - Favs: 9,849 - Follows: 9,604 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Remember by Golden Lark reviews
Tokiomi summons a red Archer for the Fourth War. - Chapter 12: Interrogations, infodumps, and expositions.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Archer
Lemongrass Stains: Recette's Annual by CFTW reviews
This is about a still little known game, a hidden gem by the name of "Recettear: An Item Shop's tale." Centers after the main storyline, but beware of spoilers if you're still in-game, ehh? I just couldn't help myself.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,086 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/28/2010
Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
The Perfect Monster: A Tale of the Scourge by Matt Perrett reviews
Alexi Romerov, an acolyte of the Scourge, must construct an abomination before he is promoted to the rank of Necromancer. His creation is a greater accomplishment than he ever imagined, but will it be content to remain a servant forever?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/18/2007 - The Scourge - Complete
Recettear: a Tear for You by Talos Angel reviews
Recette and Tear have come a long way since their humble beginnings as an attempt to pay back a gruesome debt. Perhaps there are still yet things left to discover for them. Also, there needs to be a category for Recettear.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Winter Veil by Similyn reviews
Jaina Proudmoore wanted to put on a Winter Veil Concert. What could go wrong? One-shot fun. :
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Conspiracy Theories by Kaldrake reviews
Why goblins should never be allowed into Shattrath, and how it affected Silvermoon City. One-shot. Goblin, blood elf. No pairings. Original Character
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Goblin, Blood Elf - Complete
For Some Definitions of Normal by Manita reviews
My Forsaken DK got emo about an RP scenario and this was the result. On the upside, it did give me a chance to explore some of his backstory.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Forsaken - Complete
Window Art by Balloon Animal reviews
Scout demonstrates his artistic ability to the team. Spy has other ideas.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Scout - Complete
BODY SWAP by Purple Butter reviews
After discovering a mysterious prothean crystal, Mordin experiments with body swapping aboard the Normandy. A cracky one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mordin S., EDI - Complete
Satinea, The Epicurean Daughter of Evil by TheCheeseCat reviews
Deep in the woods lives a noble woman, who has an unhealthy obsession with the world's most gruesome foods.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Worgen - Complete
French Revenge by Balloon Animal reviews
A short story about the lengths that Scout will go to if you ever cross him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Scout - Complete
Old McCharger by Weezle reviews
This is what happens when Ellis gets bored and sings. Sung to the tune of Old McDonald. Just something completely random I came up with last night. Might be worth a laugh, might be a fail. If you do read please review and I hope you enjoy
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Ellis - Complete
Are there snakes in the swamp? by SarahIntheSky reviews
Rochelle can't stand a certain species on this Earth, and Ellis helps her through it, I guess. Sortof told from Nick's POV.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Rochelle, Ellis - Complete
The Spice of Life by Sathaeri reviews
When Harbinger attempts to assume control of an actual human, such as the Ol- I mean, Jacob, things can really spiral out of control... Total ME2 crack. Don't shoot me.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Jacob T. - Complete
Dead Dreams by KnightMysterio reviews
Even the mightiest of undead need rest. But what happens when those dreams are plagued by your worst fears... and your worst enemies?
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sylvanas Windrunner, Arthas Menethil
Straight To The Head by Made Nightwing reviews
After proving that he's the biggest badass in the universe, Commander Jack Shepard starts...enjoying, his position. And The Evil Illusive Man is once again thinking up an evil scheme to bring his evil plans to evil fruition. Evilly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - J. Garson, Illusive Man
VARIAN WRYNN: An Owner's Guide by fitzefitcher reviews
Now you can have your very own King of Stormwind!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Varian Wrynn - Complete
Joker's List by Made Nightwing reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Chances by Melodic Shadows reviews
A little luck is all it takes to survive. Post-rescue fic.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
The Twisted Nether Tales of Erotica by SoIiIoquy reviews
An effeminate undead man and a draenei "woman" have an encounter neither could handle.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Forsaken, Draenei
Spicy Pony Head by Saaxth reviews
Sniper's tried many things. Spicy Pony Head is not one of them. - Based on a Kasper Hauser Skit -
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sniper - Complete
Day 246 by fivetail reviews
The act had gone on long enough.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
It's Just My Opinion, Commander by Andre Dmitri Garrett reviews
You know how Joker always has some snide little comment about your team members, and then asks you not to spread it around? Well he just pissed off Shepard, and she's not pulling any punches.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Joker - Complete
Brewfest Buzz by ItsAvina reviews
Kylene gets frustrated and a little tipsy after bartering with a Goblin merchant during Brewfest.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Blood Elf, Goblin - Complete
Bite Me by Edgewood reviews
While making their way through New Orleans, Ellis decides to tell Nick that he isn't funny.. in a big way. Drabble. Gen.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Our Hearts Will Blend by SerenityNite reviews
AU. Growing up on Destiny Islands, you learn a lot of things, one of them being love in all the right places. Kairi x Namine main couple. Side couples Sora x Riku, Roxas x Axel, and more. A lot of Shoujo-ai and Shonen-ai! My first KH!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Charon's Choice by Medea's Smile reviews
When his contract falls into the wrong hands, Charon is forced to come to a difficult decision.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Irresistible by Hunter Kitty reviews
After attracting every infected nearby to him, Ellis realizes that his bubbly personality holds more power than he'd thought. A combination of appearance and acting allows him to lead his teammates through his every whim. T for violence and language
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Kaidan Alenko by Ovo reviews
The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kaidan A. - Complete
The Adventures of Naked Boy by gre7g reviews
Sequel to my novel, Brick & Mortar.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Tauren, Forsaken - Complete
Brick & Mortar by gre7g reviews
Love and adventure in Azeroth. Originally written as a serial, so my apologies for the many, short chapters.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 54,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Tauren, Forsaken - Complete
When A Heavy Calls by Jak Ransom reviews
Sniper notices that Medic is always following Heavy's orders and never having time to heal others. Sniper hates Heavy for controlling her and decides to change that, and becomes closer to Medic in the process. Sniper/FemMedic. Epilogue Added.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sniper, Medic - Complete
Speak by Sikkiako reviews
Gordon Freeman is a man of few words, but unknown to most, he was a boy of many. It takes a lot to silence a child, and in some cases, that silence lasts. Definitely not canon, but I wouldn't call it AU. Moderately disturbing.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Investigation by BurningFox6 reviews
While checking a house for supplies, Ellis stumbles upon a witch that at a first glance isn't like the others...this one isn't aggresive. However, appearances can be decieving. Short one shot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Ellis, Witch - Complete
We Hope To See You Again by Violent-Medic reviews
We hope to see you again." Nurse Joy says that to every trainer. But why does she hope that trainers and their Pokemon return to the Pokemon Center, when they often only visit because they're horribly injured? There's a reason...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nurse Joy - Complete
Closing In by Confused Confusion reviews
Deep down, Zoey knew they wouldn't make it through this. The graffiti had suggested they go to the lighthouse...so how could it end up going so wrong? Can you feel it? Closing in...all around you...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Left 4 Dead 2 : Southern Comfort by PainesZankioII reviews
Follow the immune Ellis, Rochelle, Nick and Coach as they battle the infection and deal with the new "changing" infected that make their survival, that much more difficult.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ellis, Rochelle
L4D A Christmas Carol by XavierMalory reviews
Francis has always looked out for number 1, considering his new friends only a temporary crutch until they escape the zombie apocalypse. But when his life is threatened and his soul hangs in the balance, will he find the strength or the will to change?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Francis - Complete
Still Alive: The Black Mesa Version by Disten reviews
Lyrics for the song Still Alive from Portal, only changed to fit the ending of the original Half Life. As sung by Gordon Freeman. Updated a little; It's better this way.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Love, Trials, and Dreams by MentalSeimei reviews
Hello. My name is Kairi. I am 15 years old and misunderstood. This is a story of my life as a lesbian girl that tries to understand her world more. YURI KairiXNamine rated M for sex.. lesbian sex...:D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Shut Up, Witch! by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
Francis hates Witches. What a surprise. When he startles one, he gets more surprise then he bargained for. Rated for the survivors' potty mouths. CRACKFIC!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Francis, Witch - Complete
AlarmOTron by Hunter Kitty reviews
Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Toilet Adventures: A L4D Fanfic by Shinoskunoichi reviews
What happens when Francis really has to go? What will he do when something horrible happens to his only salvation? Rated M for strong language towards the end.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Things I Hate by Hunter Kitty reviews
A collection of stories about things that Francis hates. Because Francis hates a lot of things. Just not vests. Chapter 3: I Hate Fairy Tales
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
Ghost Stories by Hunter Kitty reviews
Most ghost stories aren't that scary in comparison to a zombie apocalypse, so the Survivors are just going to have to think of something scary on their own.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Back to Life by Hunter Kitty reviews
“I did die!” Bill proclaimed, confusing the heck out of everyone in the room. “But it turns out, when you die here, you reappear in a nearby closet or safe house!”
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Arthas and Thrall: Throbbing Homosexuals by Gaturgolf reviews
After years of having a loving relationship with Thrall, Arthas feels he needs to end it.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
The Storm, The Prince, and the Pie by Lady Yami reviews
Meryl Mistwalker, priestmedium, is stuck taking care of her father's bakery in Darkshire one night. Little does she know she will soon pay host to one of the most powerful beings alive...in the most annoying fashion possible, of course. Oneshot.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
I am Forsaken by Kyt Dotson reviews
The journey of life takes people to many places in their own time, not many discover they can ever return home or to the way it was before. The needs of the dead forget the desires of the living...and in pining for an answer: the question may be forgotten
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
The Lich's Name by Yamiku reviews
Oi... The Undead want to learn about rocks, and the Narrator keeps spelling Kel'Thuzad's name wrong.....
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2002
The Golem reviews
Inside the tower, the wizard in training looked at his package with disdain. How would he get it if it was outside?
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013