Well, getting *THAT* out of the way...

What is your name?
:Ri:

What is your quest?
:To write, read and review fanfiction:

What... is your favorite COLOR?!
:Blue...No! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK:

(Teehee! I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail!)

Age: 16 and 6 months as of July 3rd!

Sex: Certainly! I mean... Female

Grade: Rising Junior(*NOT* that kind of "RISING")

Hair: Short and blonde (I want to be blue)

Eyes: Changing brown (Mood ring eyes! Choolate, black, honey, amber, mud, etc.)

Build: Athletic, compact (aka short/medium) and tiny (slim)

Shoe Size: 7

Glasses?: Yes. Cateyes! MeROWR!

Broken Bones?: Yes. Pinky, foot, shin and technically, my knee.

Medial Curiosity?: But of course! Allergic to extreme cold, has OSD, myopia and some other really weird shit.

Background?: What the? I'm at work, gimme a break! This is Caucuus, so if you don't mind...

Likes:
Pie, movies, Hollywood (kept getting lost there while trying to find our hotel near UCLA, about... 3 times, DAILY during Spring Break, only because none of my fellow travellers believed my mad map reading skills. Turns out, I was right... EVERY TIME! Now my mom doesn't want to take me to Hollywood, she hates it.*muttered curses*), computers when they work, electricity, A/C in FL, snow, cold weather despite allergies to the cold (like below 65 degrees F when wet), talking, writing, reading, anime, perversion (!), yaoi/slash, food, driving, classes, insane ppl, murders/crimes (I love the TV shows! Like MONK and CSI), CHOCOLATE, sugar, estrogen power, animals, small children, horses, treadmills, running, keyboards that WORK (:beats POS keyboard with hammer:), Spanish(everything about it!), cursing in other languages, typewritters (the newest crashless word processor!), arts, darkness, rain, the moon, dogs, listening to music, chat rooms, RPGs, fanfiction (DUR!!), quizzes (http://), and bettering my community! ^*^

Dislikes:
Oh man... Don't even get me going...

But since you asked! ^ ^
Hypocrites, two-faced ppl, lying politicians, ppl using religion as a reason to break the law, going to drastic measures without the proper proof other than propaganda (If the White House ever goes to this profile,I SUPPORT THE TROOPS! NOT THE WAR! GIVE US PROOF! GIVE US PROOF! STOP THE LIES! STOP THE LIES! And if you want to pick a bone with me, read up and researh your history (AMERICAN) because if you are unprepared for the battle,I will smoke you. I took APUSH last year, my brain is crammed full of historical facts and points that really came in handy when America went to war with Iraq. I smacked down hundreds of complaints that ppl posted online on my board. They basically said things that had no evidance or back up, I had my history studies fresh in my mind, and used past events to point out our screw-ups today. I *know* I'm not perfect, and that's not what I'm saying, but be prepared.), the ppl who talk about their "friends" behind their backs (you know who I mean...), players, ppl who use others, the government ( I don't trust them...), and ppl who complain even though they have it all...

Neutral:
Gravity (we are always tripping the other up...), the ground (it likes to leap up and attack me, I like to drop heavy items on it...), yuri (I can stand it, it can stand my yaoi attration...), men (check out the Estogen Militia, my homepage) and hyperactivity (I eat sugar,I come down,I don't eat sugar, I bounce off walls...)

Fave Movies:
Forever Young, Avalon, Flipper (childish, yes... so?), LotR (BOTH), Just Cause, CHIGACO (If you can't be famous, be infamous), Matrix (BOTH), X-MEN (BOTH), Harry Potter (BOTH), Treasure Planet, Leathal Weapon (ALL), The Bone Collector, Laura Croft, Bruce Almighty (Jim Carrey as God, what can be funnier?), Mad Max, Life or Something Like it and Star Wars 2 (Yoda kicked @$$, Anikin was edible... and Obi-Wan? :Faint:).

Fave Books:
Green Angel, HP (ALL), LotR (ALL), The Samuri's Garden, true crime books, mangas (not books, but yeah...) Dave Barry (ALL) and Shizuko's Daughter.

Fave Anime:
Oh God, ALL OF IT!

Mostly...

Inuyasha (So KAWAII!!!!!), Gundam Wing, Cowboy Bebop (I am just like a mix between Ed and Faye... Hey... I'm DAYE! ^ ^ or is it Eaye...?), Lupin III, Chobits (so hentai! LUV IT!), DBZ and ALL OF IT!

Fave Anime Charaters:
Duo Maxwell (keep talking babe, I love your voice...), Inuyasha (half-demon, you say? hmmm... sounds kinky...), Naraku (kill me, oh your Evilness! Kill me faster! FASTer! FASTER! Oh... YES!!!!), Sesshomaru-sama (hurt me m'lord! Ungh!!!), Miroku (grope me anytime monk! Mmmmhmm... and use that air void too... ^ ~), Heie (I'll fight you! in bed... *licks lips*), Vash (God, can your hair get any sharper?), the priest with the cross from Trigun ( hey baby, I'll buy your cross ANYTIME...), Spike (adorably like sex in a very strange color schemed suit... mmmm... YUMMEH!), Vicious (Hey, I'll join your "evil Red Dragon"... at night...), Ed (HYPERHYPERHYPERCHESSCHESSEINEINFOOD! Lesson lesson! If you see a stranger,FOLLOW HIM!), Faye (I could pull that look off...), Goku (he's just to adorable! So naive, in a good way...), Gohan (the young one, with the 'Mr. Piccilo!') and Vegeta (I'd fight him... with Heie...). NOTIE:Almost all are men... Wonder why... *ponder*

That's all I have now... More up and coming... and the profile too. (:Sniggers:)

Oh yes! One last one...

Nicknames:
Scary Sin Pervert (rhymes with real name), Flame, Pele, Mita, Hotuzo, Lynnie, Angel of Death, Miroth, LAVITZ, Maria Maria, and many, many MANY more!

Luvz!

Ri

See ya at the insane asylum! Or jail... Or hell... Or...