http:///pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/BlackAndGold The trope page my sisters started for my fanfic. Apparently there's now a character tab.

December-2011

SWEET BALLS OF FIRE. I'M BACK, BABY.

Name: Why, the OriginalAlienSuperspy ofcourse! I'd tell you my real name (not really) but its classified...My parents refer to me as "One who can't stay out of principle's office," my siblings call me "she who plays music the loudest and gets us all in trouble", my friends call me "Demon", and my rivals refer to me as "my favorite girl" (sarcastically) or "that little monster." Unfortunate emphasis on little. If you wanna know my true name, you gotta tell me yours.

Age: Ha! Again-HA! As if I'd tell you that I'm a teenager.

Gender: Female.

Height: Still shorter than my friends, and they never let me forget it. It's not my fault I live among skyscrapers!

Weight: SLAP! Yes, I virtually slapped you!

My personality: I love reading, writing, and I want to be a famous author someday. I'm good at reading people, find the human psyche fascinating (why I love making characters) and I want a good education, so I'll get a psych degree while writing. I don't get out much XP

Appearance: 5'5", quarter Irish, quarter German, half Malaysian (but I don't look it). Dark hair, some red and blonde highlights in the sun. My eyesight sucks, so I gotta wear contacts. I always have my necklace and my purity ring on (but I'm not religious at all), and I don't take them off ever.

Likes: Random shenanigans, relaxing, Daily Show, Zero Punctuation, Gunnerkrigg Court, Harry Potter, adventures, rain.

Dislikes: Snooty people, snooty authority people, obnoxious people, shallow people.

What I like in fiction: Real, fun, complex characters. Characters make a story enjoyable for me- it doesn't matter if it's about purple alien-hybrid elepants going to the moon in a ship made of cheese, if the characters aren't epic, I'm done (speaking of which- why the hell are there no movies about alien elephant hybrids in cheese spaceships!?).

What I hate in fiction: Boring characters, annoying characters, protagonist-centered morality (where the heroes do amoral stuff and don't get called out on it), shows that enforce a double-standard or other bias (male or female), shows that are so symbolic that they're boring, but critics still say are good, and uh... boring relationships. I hate sappy romances. Blech. And yes, I do hate Twilight with a fiery, sparkly passion. Team Harry Potter motherfu-*bleeep.*

Thoughts on yaoi or yuri: If the characters are straight, I don't support it. I don't like when people feel the need to pair up every straight character and make them gay. There is such a thing called being JUST GOOD FRIENDS, whether it be two girls or two boys. However, if the characters ARE officially bi, gay or lesbian, go for it. For example, in Greek, the abc show, I support Calvin/Heith because they REALLY ARE GAY. I won't actually read anything on them...but I think they're cute!

My current obsession is: Soul Eater (but mainly Death the Kid). I'm getting pretty into Codename: Kids Next Door too.

I own nothing. Well, I probably own something, but I'm too terrified of getting sued to say so.

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

If you believe Harry Potter might be real, post this onto your profile.

If you think Ninjas are WAY better than pirates, post this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room, and forgotten why you went in there until you left it again, post this on your profile.

If you want to have a song like 'Good Time' playing and banners of 'See ya Suckers' at your funeral, post this on your profile.

If you think that sky diving would make a good past time, even though everyone thinks you're suicidal, post this on your profile.

If the world was ending and you would be throwing a party, post this on your profile.

If you're straight, but have no problem with homosexuality, post this.

If you're a virgin and are fine with it, post this on your profile.

If you'd rather have really good friends over a really good boyfriend, post this on your profile.

If you love your friends to death, but really think they may be the death of you, post this on your profile.

If you're a girl who has ever beat up a guy in a REAL fight, post this on your profile.

If you think that cliques are made by insecure little LOSERS, you know the drill.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) BEAT PEOPLE UP FOR NO REASON=AUTOMATIC BADASS! Plus, I just look snazzy in black.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

-The Original Alien Superspy.

Saving the world. One nap at a time.