Heya peoples! If you are reading this I congratulate you on visiting my sad little lonely site, and there really isn't much on here for you (yet), but I plan to change that! So if you haven't already clicked the magical back button in a huff, I welcome you and your wonderful attention span (You're gonna need a LONG one if you plan on exploring any of my stories)!.

So, about me. Not much. I am an awesome Cybertronian ninja with fluffy lombax ears, the ability to command the elements of air and water and to transform into a deadly nine-tailed demon fox with a pet dinobot named Charizard that loves bashing up Metalheads (which I recently found out were dark blue and BROWN, not pitch black, thanx 2 my friend! :P). HEH. I FUCKING WISH!! :D

I’m just a hyper teen with messy hair, an even messier room, a stupid family, crazy friends, a hacking-up-phlegm-disorder and obsessive-ness syndrome. I love (more like obsess) over a huge range of anime, cartoons, PS2 games, movies and TV shows, but my main ones are:

Naruto (Naruto. Is. Fucking. Hot.), TMNT (All hail Mikey!), Pokemon (YES, I love Pokemon!), Digimon, TRANSFORMERS (seriously, who dosen't love this? It's the BEST movie(s) ever made. And Bumblebee kicks total ass in all categories- did you see him take on TWO decepticons at the same time?!), Ratchet and Clank, Inuyasha, Jak and Daxter (Yeah Dynamic Duo!) and Transformers Animated (Bumblebee is the CUTEST, most ADORABLE robot EVER!!)

KK, I think that’s enough shit about me. But I can still ramble! So I’m really weird, as any of my friends could tell you, and I tend to obsess a little too much, but do I care? I swear heaps, so watch out and I really don’t mean any harm by it. I’m also obsessed with Frogs, Lizards, Foxes, Dragons and Wolves and I draw non-stop over everything I can, including me. My stories are all really... I dunno. There're really something, as my sister tells me, so if I were you I'd watch out. You might get infected.

And I admit it, I like Sasunaru!! Take THAT, Romance-sword!! I love it to bits and I read about it and …. Heh… cough… OK, I’m done now!! :P (I’m an idiot, BUT I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!! LET IDIOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD with Bumblebee and Naruto!!)

1 more thing: How utterly GORGEOUS is Naruto's dad?! (my picture). lol.

Awsome/Hilarious/Memorable Quotes!

"We do what we must, even if it doesn't make sense." Ratchet, TF Animated

"Fate rarely calls apon us in a moment of our chosing." Optimus Prime, 2007verse'

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but TODAY... is a gift. That's why they call it the present." The turtle Dude from Kung Fu Panda (forgot his damn name! :P)

"A snake that crawled on the earth dreamt of soaring through the sky, knowing full well it was impossible. Still, hoping beyond hope, it kept its eye on a baby bird it nurtured in its own nest little realising that actually the snake is prey because that bird is a hawk... ready to take to the sky!" Sasuke, Naruto (insert endless fangirl squeal :D)

"Some things you see with your eyes. Others, you see with your heart." Littlefoot's mother, the Land Before Time (tis' made me cry :c)

"Looks peaceful, yes? Look closer you must, because for every star, a story there is." Yoda, The Clone Wars (Don't ya just love his deranged but wise speaking pattern? XD)

"When you are protecting someone you care about, you truly can become as strong as you must be!" Haku, Naruto

"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs, Dinosaurs eats Man, and Woman inherits the Earth." Jurrassic Park

"And so they leapt forward into a perilous quest that led them over mountains and across seas, battling monsters standing in their way and travelling long into the nights... which was really stupid, becuse the guy they were looking for lived RIGHT NEXT DOOR." The Narrator, Dave the Barbarian (LOL!!)

Alex: "According to my dad, Lions don't dance."
Marty: "WHAT?!"
Madagascar 2

Bumblebee: "Hate to say it, but Sentinel's got a point. I'd feel a lot safer with Wasp behind bars."
Optimus Prime: "That's not your call to make, Bumblebee."
Sentinel Prime: "And it's not your call to make either, Optimus. I'm in command."
Optimus Prime: "On Cybertron; This planet is my jurisdiction."
Sentinel Prime: "This is a Cybertronian fugitive, and I'll enforce my authority as the... the...uhh... Primer Prime!"
Optimus Prime: "Did you just make that up?!"
Sentinel Prime: "No!"
Optimus Prime: "There's no such thing as a "Primer Prime!'"
Sentinel Prime: "It's a real term; look it up."
Optimus Prime: "I'm not gonna look it up!"
Sentinel Prime: "'Fraid I'm right?"
Transformers Animated (Man, this whole conversation was fucking HILARIOUS!! I couldn't breathe!! and yes, they ACTUALLY say every word! Poor Opty :=)

Grift: "Guys! Let me outa this prison! I'm a red too! I don't even know this guy!!"
Church: "Thanks for the support Grift. Way to be a team player."
Grift: "Hey, I gotta think about myself here!"
Church "There's no "I" in team, Grift."
Grift: "Well, there's no "U" eaither!
Church: "So if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobodies on the godamn team!! This team sucks!"
Red vs. Blue. (Immensly entertaining)