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Joined 04-13-02, id: 198861
Author has written 27 stories for Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

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Name: Helena
Age (years): 19
Age (ffnet time): 5
Nationality: British

WIPs

ZELDA
The hero, the broken, the saviour:
Chapter 25 posted. Chapter 26 at 20 per cent and going nicely.
Thievery: This will be finished one day. I just don't know quite when... As soon as inspiration strikes, I plan to revamp the whole thing, so you might want to look out for a 'Thievery: version two' or something similar.

HARRY POTTER
Interview with a boy:
I blame this entirely on my renewed Anne Rice fetish. Slight parody, involving gasp me!(Does the Mary-Sue dance and laughs like a loon).What would happen if the fiction we all know and love had been based on reality? What if that reality had been toned-down to make it child friendly? This is something that has me wondering, so, here, have a fic written purely for my own sick amusement. (Apologies to Losse for stealing her to use as a nanny...) Chapter 5 at about 40 percent.
Hiding behind words: Chapter 5 at 20 percent. On semi-hiatus

I know I keep saying it, but I only do it to make sure that people realise how much I value their input. Thank you to everyone who has ever read, reviewed or faved my stories (or even me).
I only started writing for my own enjoyment, and I never really thought that anyone else would end up enjoying what I wrote...yet, so many people have given me such wonderful comments (constructive criticism has make me progress in leaps and bounds), and I've found so much support, that I now love writing even more than when I started. The time here at ffnet has been amazing - I'm constantly astounded by the wealth of talent to be found on this place, and I only hope that I can continue to procrastinate as a member of this community for a while to come.
OK, sappiness is over. Grins. Thanks everyone.

Last updated on the 16 October, 2007

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Then Shall I Know by Ssergit reviews
HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,032 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 4/2/2006 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.]
Persephone by Xaviere Jade reviews
Do you believe in soul mates? What if you met yours in the wrong lifetime? How could you possibly connect to each other without falling into sheer madness? 10/11/2014: Added a letter to the end, explaining why I haven't updated in several years and probably won't, how I broke my own story, and how I intended the story to end/lets-be-honest, continue.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 137,275 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Jareth, Sarah
China Doll v 2 by Delirious Rose reviews
No one can stop the Dark Lord and the woman who helped him to regain his full power, is now his china doll. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,231 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Fragile by Ashira reviews
Time continues, as does the Labyrinth and all those within it. New chapters are woven, new characters are added. Yet though time goes, memories do not...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 8/30/2001
Black and Deep Desires by Dr.Kim-chan reviews
Fire and ice make steam. Everyone has black and deep desires. Lucius Malfoy and Ron Weasley are no different. Proud to be a LMRW fic. As of Aug. 25: ON HIATUS. I'm seriously considering tweaking the plot; see Black and Deep Desires forum for details!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 149,704 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Ron W., Lucius M.
The Needs of the Many by alooriana reviews
[shounen ai] [link x sheik] Starting in the Death Mountain Crater, Link starts to grow more and more unsure of his feelings for Sheik. Surely there's got to be more to him than what meets the eye...?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,152 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Link, Sheik
The Eye of Truth by Lizai reviews
“I used to say I wasn’t strong enough for anything that was going to happen to me. And I wasn’t. But I’ve gotten stronger. I can do so much more than this world needs me for.”
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Link, Malon
The Mask of Darkness by Link of the Hyrulians reviews
“What if I told you, Link, that the Mask of Truth was not the only mask the Sheikah gave power to?” A tale of Sheikan legend, entwining with the fate of the Hero of Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Link, Sheik
Echoes of a Legend: The Elements by Dannaron reviews
Thought I'd try something different: four short stories using Zelda characters and places, no relation to each other, each based on one of the four elements. It makes sense if you read it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
The Seduction of Mr Moony by Ms.Demeanour reviews
What Sirius wants Sirius gets. And now his mind is set on getting Remus. Is Sirius seducing him just to prove that he's right and can have anybody that he wants? Or will he find that he actually has fallen for his best friend? SLASH RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,864 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Beautiful Darkness by Pandemic fandom reviews
A place can change a lot in a thousand years... What will happen when an ancient evil is uncovered, yet there is no Hero to protect the people? Families will be torn asunder by the divide between good and evil, and much blood will be spilled.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sheik, Ganondorf
The Betrayal of Innocence by MoonpoetessZ reviews
AU The beginning of what would be Harry's 7th year if he hadn't have disappeared the second day of his fifth term. What occurs when he returns, a warrior with knowledge of a side realm? Eventual Slash SSHP. Mentions Rape and Suicide. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,890 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Weeping Eye by Nexas reviews
The Hero of Time has disappeared, Sheik had become the Guardian to Queen Zelda, and Dark Link has been awoken by a mysterious woman. Hyrule falls into darkness once more...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Sheik, Link
Broken Promises by Koume reviews
As peace and order returned to Hyrule, he left. But a certain princess has sworn to herself that she will find her best friend and bring him back. FINISHED! YEAHH!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,648 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Zelda, Sheik - Complete
Through an Adult's Eyes by signpost reviews
Twelve years later. A dark night. A boy who hasn't forgotten his dreams of magic. A woman who gave up her dreams long ago. A new adventure awaits... ::COMPLETE::
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,661 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Complete
Of Pointy Ears and Strange Girls by Chibi Lunnie reviews
After emerging from the Sacred Realm seven years in the future, Link meets a girl unlike anyone he’s ever met. Does she have a place in the Hero of Time’s destiny, or is her arrival just some freak accident?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004
Heritage by R9-regrin9 reviews
Ever wonder who Link's parents were?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
Drows' Tale by KA reviews
The drow at their worst: a comedy about four mismatched drow and a precious artifact. Makes fun of drow & drow society, so beware.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,077 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 7/2/2001
Deus ex Machina by sheik link reviews
OoT - In the year following Ganondorf's defeat, a tentative peace has settled over Hyrule. Now the Goddesses are demanding one more thing from the Hero of Time, but at what cost? Shounen ai, LS. Slight AU. Chapter 6 up.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
Unblinking Future by Ashuri chan reviews
A Story About Sheiks past. His family, friends and many dangers in his life and the Truth Behind Sheiks red eyes. Sheik isn not Zelda in this so if you dont agree dont read please.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,126 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 12/19/2002
Thanatos by Rydia Highwind reviews
OoT - Sheik's thoughts and feelings throughout the game. Shounen ai.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 9/19/2003
The Legend of Zelda: Fate vs Destiny by Ani1 reviews
After Ganon's defeat, Fate decides to brainwash the world, except six sages and a few others. Will Destiny choose otherwise? R&R please! Violence and language later on. Chapter 10 is up!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003
Side Effects by mimine reviews
Slash. Severus Snape and Sirius Black are brought together by love and sorrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,137 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Stranger Than Kindness by Ashblake reviews
Severus forces Sirius to confess his darkest secret. He confirms what he already knew. However, hatred and passion ensues when both men refuse to abandon their pride and follow their true desires. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
El Alma atormentada by mandragoran reviews
Draco/Lucius squick....you've been warned. A Christmas morning at Hogwarts in the Forbidden Forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
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The hero, the broken, the saviour reviews
Three triangles. The great power of a forgotten land. And now, the Great Sea is under threat, and two, one Hylian, one Sheikah, will set out to protect it. But the legends of a disappeared Hero play upon the minds of many...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 252,290 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/15/2004
Interview with a boy who lived reviews
What would happen if the fiction we all know and love had been based on reality? What if that reality had been toned down to make it child friendly? Perhaps our reporter will discover that things are not always as they seem? Sex and scandals abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Illicit solicitations reviews
During Link’s seven year sleep, there was no one to comfort the Princess, other than her stern Shekiah companion. Sheik reflects on their past together. Warning: female!own person Sheik and femmeslash
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Zelda, Sheik - Complete
War paint reviews
Adult KafeiOni Link pairing. 'Masks can be both proverbial and physical.' Involves some philosophy, grown mean teasing each other, and a game of strippoker. Everything you could want from a slash fic really.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
Hiding behind words reviews
A slight parody on the HarryDraco pairing. In which Draco must hide behind words in the fashion of a politician, in order to make himself understood. Alas, he's never been particularly eloquent. Tentative homosexual relationship in the making.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
My funny valentine reviews
Post Ganondorf, AU, LinkDarklink. The couple meet up after some time apart and chat, fight and make up in the way that lovers do. Darklink receives a new name, gets called fat by Link and has a nightmare. One shot for Valentine's day. To Lossemare and H7.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Why I hate you reviews
Link muses about Zelda, and what she’s done to him. Includes an incident in which Zelda’s dress catches fire. OoT, post final battle.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
Love Hate reviews
Sometimes love and hate aren't so different as you might think... Malfoycest quick fic for those of you in need of smutt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Paradoxical reviews
When self inserts start going awry, isn't it about time that authors start being able to poke fun at themselves? Join Soda (alias Helena) on her journey to prove that not all parodies have to be written as script!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
Discovering Snape reviews
A parody of all good student teacher relations. Because, well, we all know Snape's a sexpot. High PG13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Severus S., Draco M.
Refraction reviews
There are some feelings that can never be expressed...as Lucius Malfoy well knows. He is constantly tormented by the very thing he can never have. Slash. Violence. Rape. Murder. Substance abuse. Angst. You are warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,049 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Such is my prize reviews
Sheik muses on his feelings for Link. Angsty, unrequited love. Short and sweet.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Complete
Satirical misadventures reviews
It's about time authors were able to poke fun at themselves. So, here is 'Soda', the attempting self-insertee, for whom everything, including her own Mary-Sue-isation, will go wrong. A mere parody...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004
Monologue reviews
In which the final few minutes of James and Lily Potter are recorded in a most novel way. Morbid anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Identity Crisis reviews
For H7 Link won't believe that Sheik is his own man, and threatens to kill him, assuming him to be Zelda, the one who sent him on his 'adventures' in the first place. Angsty, blatant implications of LinkSheik.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
Thievery reviews
The criminal who once protected worlds only because she had to, returns to the one world that felt almost like a home. But, her mission this time is more tactile and secretive than the last - can she hide again? (Sequel to 'Repaying a Debt')
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,625 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003
Mortis reviews
Yet another take on the Dark Link room in the Water Temple. What if Link couldn't beat his shadow self? AU, some slashiness, in which Sheik appears briefly as his own person
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Complete
Slavers reviews
A brief idea of what life must have been like for the slaves that Ganondorf surely had during the seven years of darkness. Sheik as his own person features somewhere near the end. AU
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Complete
Memories reviews
The past cannot be remedied - and neither can it be forgotten. Such is the curse for those who played the central rolls in the seven years of darkness, and Ganondorf Dragmire's defeat. Complete
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Complete
I've done reviews
Severus laments over the past over what he's done, and then what he still has to do. It all comes down to that first time. When the blood flowed freely across the ground, and he was one of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
A quiet interlude reviews
The adjoining interlude between 'Repaying a Debt', and it's sequel 'Thievery'. On what happens to Hyrule after the adventures end, and how the people left behind cope or in some cases, they don't
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Repaying a debt reviews
A criminal set to save the worlds. Hyrule is the next project, but this world knows too much of her. She must balance hiding the truth, keeping her memories at bay and fighting to save Hyrule from the great and evil Gerudo king. Completed
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,030 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Complete
If you're not the one reviews
SSSB, from Sirius' POV, in which he angsts...for Severus will not reciprocate his feelings in the way he wishes he would. Severus will admit to nothing, especially not to the folly of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Protector reviews
Sequel to 'Saviour'. So, Sirius has been rescued? But wolves mate for life, do they not? Remus isn't going to give up easily on keeping his subserviant playmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Saviour reviews
SBRL, progressing into hinted SBSS. Remus isn't exactly the kindhearted, tame werewolf he makes out to be. As only one person knows...and the secret is torturing him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Untold tales : Sheik reviews
Not everyone was allowed the bliss of sleep for seven years. Some had to live through it all. And one in particular a mysterious Sheikah boy had a very definite, dangerous and important task. This is his telling of those times. Complete
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,136 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Complete
Fear reviews
This is just a little vignette that spouted from my pen. It's a strange piece, in which Zelda voices why she was and perhaps still is afraid of the Gerudo, Ganondorf Dragmire.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/2/2002 - Zelda - Complete