There was a time when war and winter were only the echo of distant songs, sung in the innocence of summer. [Season 5!Canon divergence AU]{Jon/Sansa}

They are 140 miles away from each other. He misses her, his imprint, like nothing else in the world. She misses him, her soul mate, but they cannot be together. All they are allowed is one phone call a day. And it is a call they are both desperately waiting for.

OH MY GAWD! STORII BOUT VAMPIRES AND STUFF LIEK THAT! LUVS TWILIGHT 4 EVAR!

100-word drabbles. -"Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that's part man-smell and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?"-

After single-handedly defeating both Voldemort and Sauron, Mary Sue decides to relax and visit a small town called Forks. Will Jacob keep his shirt on? Will Bella ever stop swooning? Find out in this gripping thrill-a-minute epic parody.

I always wanted to know a bit more about Krum and Hermione in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, so I made it up. Viktor and Hermione share a suspiciously quiet afternoon doing homework in the sun. Fluff, sweet and pretty much plotless.

I know this has been done a hundred and one times before, but I couldn't resist. Aro Caius and Marcus make a list of things the guard are not allowed to do ever again.

Based on whenever the hell I feel like it; Cullens remain gone, Bella loves Jake. Bella has a bit to drink at a bonfire and notices something about the driftwood. And Jacob. And baybees. Fluffy!

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

A crack-fic in which Edward and Jacob point out what is wrong with Bella. Rather humorous I have been told. I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, so might as well welcome them with open arms!

Krum clenched his fists, unclenched them. Took a deep breath. One, two, three. Three, two, one. Go. Now. \\ My rendition of how Krum asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. K plus for one swearword. May become a series of Krumione one-shots.

A beautiful girl comes into town, busty, curvy figure and everyone is instantly captivated by her beauty and brilliance. Except for the four people she wants to entrance. “…Are her thighs jiggling?” T for suggestive themes. And slash.

Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.

The choice between Edward and Jacob really came down to one thing. Movieverse.

Nika/47. "The first time Nika kisses 47, she wakes up with a faint headache humming in the temple and the taste of wine on her lips." Pure movieverse, liberal amounts of fluff. Oh dear lord.

Five ways Nika almost tells 47 that she just wants to be with him and the one way she does. Strictly movieverse.

Facing dragons or a world quidditch match? Viktor Krum is your man. Facing your possibly-girlfriend's adopted brother, however, is an entirely different thing - especially when that brother happens to be The-Man-Who-grew-Up-To-Squish-Dark-Lords.

I must warn you, I thought of this late at night, while, admittedly, staring at my Edward poster. Please R&R!

Nessie is not like anyone else. Her family is not like any other. Her mother's life is not like Nessie always believed. And her fiance, Jacob, doesn't love her- not like she loves him. What happens when Nessie finds out the past between Jacob and Bella?

He won't die for her. He loves her too much for that. He has a bigger sacrifice to make- he'll live for her. Even if he lives alone. Jacob/Bella unrequited . Jacob's POV. One-Shot. Thanks to bluesuzanne for the inspiration. Please read and review!

Jacob's reflections, post Breaking-Dawn, on his new eternal life and second chance for love. Spoilers for BD. Please R&R. "I was a part of her, forever, eternally. I belonged to her. Her arm, her foot, her Jacob."

Because there's a girl named Annie, and she's scrawny, and adorable, and obnoxious. And I, Jacob Black, am hopelessly in love with her. JacobOC