Lost-in-Thought-15
 Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments. Pen Name: Lost-in-Thought-15 Name: Kate Gender: Female Hair: brown Eyes: green For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (I am just using MI characters:) 1. Clary 2. Jace 3. Alec 4. Magnus 5. Isabelle 6. Simon 7. Luke 8. Jocelyn 9. Valentine 10. Hodge 11. Maia 12. Jonathan 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Simon/Maia) ya. plenty. not a huge fan of the pairing, i'm more Simon/Izzy... 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Magnus) WOOT! GO MAGNUS! i love the guy, but he doesnt swing my way. even so, i think hes kinda hot... 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Jonathan & Jocelyn) EEEEWWWW!! its his mother!! CREEPY!! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Valentine) some one-shots. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Jace and Simon) no. i'm not dignifying that with a more elaborate answer... 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Izzy & Valentine) or (Izzy & Hodge) idk, both are pretty creepy... 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Clary/ Jocelyn) um... no. thats um... wrong. just wrong. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Izzy) a oneshot not long ago. it wasnt bad... "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). Clary and Luke (EEEW! he's practically her father!!) are in a happy relationship until Valentine runs off with Luke ( hopefully, not romantically... )Clary, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Maia (What is it with you people!!) and a brief unhappy affair with Simon (ok, finally, one thats plausible...), then follows the wise advise of Isabelle and finds true love with Isabelle (um, again, just wrong...) 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument? (Luke & Jocelyn) i would be sad cause theyre together... 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a sibling or relative of yours? (Izzy) OMG, sweet i'm a Lightwood! Can i have a whip? 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? (Jocelyn & Maia) a rubber ducky? i dont wanna know... 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? (Jace) i wouldnt bother arguing. i cant argue with someone like that... for more than one reason... 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? (Valentine & Alec) AHHHH! WRONG!! IMAGES! IMAGES! TMI!! (yes Alec is gay, that doesnt mean it isnt creepy.) 23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? (Jonathan) well, he's sadistic enough. he kissed his sister. i wouldnt put it past him. 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? (Hodge) WTF, hodge? arent you dead? 25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? (Clary) if Clary was emo, i wouldnt really be suprised. she goes through some shit. i wonder if theres a fic where shes emo... 26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? (Magnus) OMG! Hi Magnus, can i come to your next party? i'm so grateful for the daisy, can i give your magnificence a hug? 27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? (Simon) Simon, why the fuck do u need my hair brush? your a hot vampire. live with it. 28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? (Valentine, Luke, Magnus) ... when did THEY start hanging out?! 29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? ( Jace & Maia) Jace- AWESOME!! Maia- what can u teach me? I am a girl. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me Life is empty and so is the fridge The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Tell the truth and run. Don't follow me, I'm lost too. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun..! He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap. Friend's will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. "If you know me, chances are you hate me." "I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does. If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!--George W. Bush (lmao) Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality. Lifes Tough, get a helmet It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. The road to success is always under construction. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. Friends are the Bacon Bits in the salad bowl of life I want to live forever, so far so good. More Quotes!! When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes Break my Heart I break your neck Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor) You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic... those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Love comes in many colors One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Love your enemys! It really pissess them off! A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! I'm not insensitive, I just dont care The voices in my head don't like you Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs. If you were me... I'd be ugly! You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have. Me: i think i'm gonna break up with my boyfriend tomorrow. Top Favorite Fictional Couples: 1. Alec and Magnus (The mortal instruments) 2. Jace and Clary (The Mortal Instruments) 3. Damien and Jack (house of night) 4. Zoey and Stark (house of night) 5. Val and Ravus (Valiant) 6. Percy and Annabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) |
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