Welcome to my humble profile ;)

You might also know me as CullenLoverTwilight, TheBlackAndWhiteCat or my last; Greezled, but don't worry, I think I'm going to stay with this.

I don't do much else in my freetime than reading fanfiction, kind of sad really, but anyway, it's fanfiction! So it's understandable xD I read for the most of the time, but I also write, a LOT! I have so much on my computer but I never publish it... I quickly grow tired of the subject.. My greatest weakness :(

If you read this and think wow she needs to get herself a dictionary, then it's because I´m from Denmark *sigh, we start having english when we're about nine or ten years old, and I´m sixteen, so I haven't studied it for like forever ;) But I love it more than Danish, which is why I started reading books (on english) and such so I could get even better!

Anyhow, ehh, I´m not gonna write my whole life story down here, but if you wanna know something about me, or Denmark, just write to me ;)

Cool facts about Denmark:

Denmark is the oldest monarchy of west, we still have kings and Queens, but they don't rule Denmark anymore, we have a Prime Minister now :)

We're one of the countries who drinks most bear! - Not that I´m proud of this, I don't drink you see :O

We used to be vicious vikings! We owned Norway, Sweeden, part of England, parts of something else, Greenland, Iceland, northern Estonia and so on,... Now it's just us, sad really...

Faroe Islands used to belong to Norway, but not any more - Norway lost the islands after the King of Norway has lost drunken poker game with King of Denmark.

Do you know a guy named H. C. Andersen, yeah? - That's our guy!

We invented LEGO!

The "Dannebrog" is the oldest national flag in the world. The legend says that the flag fell from the sky in the battle at Lydanise and helped the Danes ...

We're known for being the happiest people in the world! YAY :D

Beowuld occured in Denmark - Which I´m angry about, it was an awful movie!

Get ready for this! - In Denmark school is free, YAY! No, we're not communists, we just value health and education ;O

So yeah that's pretty much it xD

Who Will Do It?

There are FOUR people.

1. Everybody
2. Somebody
3. Anybody
4. Nobody

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Which legendary creature are you?

MERMAID:
[x] you love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[x] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution.
] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
TOTAL: 6

VAMPIRE:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood. (I like the taste of my blood)
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
TOTAL: 5

WEREWOLF:
] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and other wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
TOTAL: 3

WIZARD/WITCH:
] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
TOTAL: 4

ZOMBIE
[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time, you, or a part of you, are/is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moan a lot
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slowly.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
TOTAL: 8

So, ehh, I´m a Zombie apparently... It makes sense really, in some strange way. I hope they mean the zombies from Resident Evil, that would be awsome ;D

The Logic behind Rock, Paper, Scissors

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.”