Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!

A behind-the-scene account of how Rictor and Shatterstar began their relationship during their time with X-Force. A perfect read for folks following the couple's exploits on the current title of X-Factor but unaware of their back story. Besides, there're not NEARLY enough RicStar stories out there for us fans.

Modern AU. Psychiatrist Arthur Pendragon takes on a new patient, Merlin Emrys, who is the victim of a brutal crime. Arthur's professional and personal life clash as the case in question was investigated by none other than DCS Uther Pendragon.

AU. In 1983, Gabriel the Archangel fell, and lived a life among the humans, not knowing anything about his true identity. When he was 16, he met Sam Winchester, a boy who would change his life forever. Slash.

An investigation of a newly-formed cult reveals a truckload of weirdness that not even Sam and Dean can take with a straight face. Crack!Fic, Snarky!Adam, spoilers galore.

Sam wants Gabriel to kick Castiel out of his place so he and Dean will get together. Gabriel wants Sam to watch the show with him. DeanxCastiel, GabrielxSam

Ever wondered what a movie was trying to tell you? Fear no more! Find out what significance Snow White and The Seven Dwarves holds to parents, employers, girls, boys, aspiring doctors, and everyone in between! Just clicky-clicky, and you'll find your way.

How Spring Awakening would go if there were only about 10 minutes to perform it.

The epic love story of Cropett. No longer updating. May return, one day.

The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!

“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB

James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"

Spader encounters a seahorse in the ocean. Why Vo Spader isn’t gay… or straight. Oneshot.

Response to Challenge #16 by L'il Senzu- You've heard of eye sex... and phone sex, but have you ever heard of note sex? ... Read and review my pretties, read and review!

Urinetown. Some things about Little Sally bother her police officer companions, but they can overlook those. Vaguely LockstockBarrel.

[Follow up to Processed Jesus Crackers] Roger invites Mark over for Holy Saturday and Easter. teen!MarkRoger