Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Urinetown. Well, I own the books and a Cd, but... you know what I meant. Yeah. Enjoy!

Important Note: We actually have rehearsed this (As we're going to try and put it on Youtube) so everything either works, we made it work, or is just hilarious in it's not working-ness. So suck it.

HAGRID

He said:

Tell him it's magic

Tell him that he is a wizard

And I will see him in a magic place

Where hope is always new

Theirs was a short time

Theirs was a love that never bloomed

Yet in that love there lives

A brand new hope

A calling out for you

Its call is soft and gentle

Tame and fine

It's docile and benign

DUMBLEDORE

A magic Dumble-dine

What can I say? Our walls greatly adorned

Our ghosts are all forlorn

There is no time to mourn

DUMBLEDORE & HAGRID

You're not a muggle-born

HAGRID

You're not.

HARRY

You're not a muggle-born? What did he mean by that?

HAGRID

Yer a wizard, Harry.

HARRY

What do you mean, "a wizard"? Like, a whiz? A whiz at what? And who the hell is Dumble-dine?

HAGRID

Wait. Wait, please. There's more. He said…

Tell all the Dursleys

Tell them to go an f*** themselves

Tell we will fight for

What we know is right

DUMBLEDORE

The future's rather bright

I see four houses

I see them standing hand in hand

DUMBLEDORE & HAGRID

I see them standing hand in hand

And cheek to cheek and gland to gland

There still is hope I see it in this school

HAGRID

If we-

HARRY

Yes?

DUMBLEDORE & HAGRID

If we-

ALL

Yes?

HAGRID

Bring the Boy Who Lived.

"…And that's how it happened!" Harry finished recalling the moment he was told about Hogwarts with a flourish.

"Really? I just got a boring old letter!" Seamus said with awe in his voice. The other nodded enthusiastically, except for Ginny, who just looked confused.

"Why did it sound like a dying song?" she asked. Ron gasped and shot her an outraged look.

"Stupid sister! Dumbledore's never gonna die!" He said angrily.

"Even Dumbledore pronounces his name wrong?" Hermione said, an annoyed look on her face. "Honestly!"

The twins glanced at each other before turning to her with identical smirks. "Told you he'd think it was funny," They said in unison.

Yeah, sorry this took so long to get up. We've both been really busy this summer. As usual, if you want to see the ending in script form, check out PookietoyourMaureen, yadda yadda yadda, you know the drill. As always, reviews are encouraged and suggestions taken to heart. So, yeah. I love to hear from you guys! See you soon!

Hobey-ho,

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