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The Tire Swing Trilogy
(beta'd by Ivan and Saki)
*Summary: The road to moving on is a bumpy one because apparently, you’re supposed to think of your previous relationships. Or so Sakura’s best friend says. AU. MultiSaku.
*Rating: T for swearing
*Prompt/s: Inspired by my old tire swing, where I realized that I loved my first, second, and third “loves”/"You can never truly love someone without releasing the hurt caused by the past"

I. Devotion
*Summary: "It was supposed to be unending. That's what he told me."
*Pairing/s: NaruSaku, Mystery best friend/Sakura
*Chapter/s: 1-7 at most
Prologue posted: August 16, 2011
Chapter One polished: August 16, 2011
Chapter Two polished: August 16, 2011
Chapter Three finished: August 14, 2011
Chapter Four started: August 15, 2011

II. Desperation
*Summary: "He said he didn't want to lose me...surprisingly enough, he gave up on me in the end."
*Chapter/s: 1-11 if it goes as planned

III. Fragile
*Summary: "You love him don't you? ...Why'd you set us up then?"
*Chapter/s: 1-16 if my muse and my life stops being so damn troublesome

"Only those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly."

- Robert Kennedy

I miss the former plainness of fanfiction.net... Take it back!

Fun facts:

I'm one of those people who look better when they have eye bags. It makes my normally average face much, much more prettier.

I have a carbon copy of Mick Jagger in my mind who sounds just like him, he sings me to sleep and to wakefulness (because of this, I no longer need an alarm clock).

My happiest moment was when my dad admitted that I'm practically his soul mate and his best friend.

I cried when the Third Hokage died yet I never once shed a tear when my grandpa died.

I'm incredibly brainy, geeky, thorough, and I love brain teasers. I think things through a lot.

I, puzzledpiece, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, popularity, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.

What Have I Been Up to?

0: Being geeky, as per usual.

1: Splintered my arm and broke some of my toes while hiking. Hurts like a bitch.

2: Analyzing e. e. cummings' works.

3: Writing chapter four of my Tire Swing trilogy.

4: Releasing the hurt caused by the past cause apparently "you can never truly love someone without releasing the hurt caused by the past".

5: Still country hopping.

ooh! So sharp!

Greetings!

Welcome to the royal majesty, the King's account.

...Okay, I'm done.

Name: So, I'm King

My name consists of 2 boy names and a really, really unusual last name.

Nicknames: My dad calls me 'NutMeg', 'Kingsy', 'Maki', 'Mayu', 'Em', 'Loser', 'Howard', 'King Miki Mouse', etc., so you can choose either of those or just call me puzzled piece or maybe you can make a personal nickname for me. Or maybe just plain 'King'.

Age: 18 but I have yet to grow up completely (I live in Neverland. Seriously).

Occupation/s:
Occupied.
Future College student.
Friend.
Lover.
Part time employee at a Converse store (every Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday for three hours only).
Part time at The Coffee Bean (every Monday, Friday, and Sunday for two hours).
Writer.
Reader.

Currently obsessing with: Itachi Uchiha's voice, sudoku, Johnny Depp, Naruto Uzumaki, The Third Hokage's funeral, Spirited Away, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fairy Tail, D. gray man, and Eden of the East.

Personality: I'm quite shy to select few people (by few I mean two) but I'm really, really talkative if you're not one of them, I don't think you are though.

Loves and likes: I love old, vintage things. I like old movies, especially Disney classics. I like music, I'm not particularly choosy on the genre (no pop though), it all depends on the melody and the lyrics. The Beatles is love. I love animals! I love VitaminWater, Gatorade, sweet tea, hot chocolate, milk, and tea.

People who I admire: John Lennon and NutPop (my dad) are my heroes. My sister is my inspiration. My brother is my knight in sparkly armor. My mom is my adviser. Ivan is my role model. Saki is my almost-sister. Nadine is mine. Jason is...NO ONE. Howard is my choosy love...er.

Pets: Cats; Pussy and Little Pussy (my dad named him/her[I still don't know] I thought the same exact thoughts which I know you're thinking, don't lie)

Dogs; Doctor Walter/Gabbo II (she's a girl, by the way) and Gabbo III.

favorite pairings

based on reality;
Naruto & Sasuke (the most realistic couple. ever.)
Naruto & Sakura (MinaKushi Jr.)
Sasuke & Sakura (my otp, really. It may not seem like it but... Anyway, before this was on the list below, but that was before I read what Kishimoto had to say about their relationship. How, and I quote, "Sakura filled Sasuke's lonely existence but he cannot let her in"...or something like that.)
Naruto & Hinata (because she deserves it)
Lee & Sakura (he's waiting)
Suigetsu & Karin (cause she deserves someone [better])
Minato & Kushina (because they are)

based on fantasy;
[Sasuke & Sakura (moved to reality)]
Itachi & Sakura (Oh my Buddha (reference to the lovely (crack)fic, Love Lockdown), do you even have to ask?)
Kakashi & Sakura (they're extraordinary)
Deidara & Sakura (some of the best stories I've read are DeiSaku's)
Shikamaru & Sakura (the "smart" couple. I imagine them playing shogi for hours)
Orochimaru & Tsunade (just because)
Minato & Mikoto (it's...great)
Naruto & Karin (Emo boy + Karin = sad Karin, Cheery boy + Karin = happy Karin. and god knows she deserves it)
Kakashi & Konan (they're impossibly cute together)

It's wrong enough to make me feel right.