"Fighting fire with fire only causes bigger flames Don't try to make me change to fit what you need; all that does is make a miserable you and an angry me."

well hello nation(s)! I'm InkShaper, better known as Inky to my ff friends hahaha, i am pretty much a fan of a lottttttttttttt of things, so i won't put them all in here...my life is pretty average, ya know, ya boring stufffff, (GO 1965 WOOT WOOT!)

oh i remember when Unnatural History only had 4 stories, and now (last time i checked) it has 142 and counting...sure nothing like harry potter, but its all grown up now! *sniffle-sniffle* lol

decisions, decisions...how do you make them when you don't know which one is right?

In memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal (September 11, 1990 - May 8, 2009):

You were a fantastic writer, and didn't deserve to die, especially by a drunk driver. You will not be forgotten

Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the snitch for you. - Harry Potter

I don't go look for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. - Harry Potter

Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in? - Harry Potter

Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all! -Harry Potter

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head! - Harry Potter

Yeah, we really ought to be trying to make friends with people like that. - Harry Potter

Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life? - Harry Potter

You can't give a Dementor the old one-two! - Harry Potter

Proud? Are you crazy? All those time I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious... - Harry Potter

I like a quiet life, you know me. - Harry Potter

And they'd love to have me. We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in. - Harry Potter

There's no need to call me sir, Professor. - Harry Potter

I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... - Ron Weasley

Viktor? Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet? - Ron Weasley

"We're coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway." - Ron Weasley (Letter)

Accio Brain! - Ron Weasley

I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing. I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside. - Ron Weasley

You need your inner eye tested if you ask me. - Ron Weasley

Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough. - Ron Weasley

It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident... - Ron Weasley

Yeah, well, Percy wouldn't want to work for anyone with a sense of humor, would he? - Ron Weasley

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY! - Ron Weasley