Hello, and welcome to the twisted corner of my imagination - I mean, the place where I post the weird little ideas that pop into my head at various times of the day (or night). Unfortunately, I have no original ideas, which explains why the majority of my writings are all parodies. More often than not, they're not even good parodies. Purists, I apologize in advance for any offense caused to you.

The Obsession of the Year is: Lord of the Rings! I simply cannot get enough of either the movie (Orlando Bloom - need I say anything more?) or the books. Also high on the obsession list are "RENT", "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", "Urinetown", and "Discworld". I recently saw the fantastic, spectacular "Hair" at a local high school, and I've fallen in love with that one as well. I'm a real sucker for misunderstood villains, which explains why I never quite see Legolas to be the perfect Elf of the Fellowship and why I have such a fascination with Gollum-Smeagol.

Other than that, I love slash (especially positive Legolas/Haldir relationships), playing the piano, writing, reading, and obsessing. Viva la vie boheme!

QUOTE OF THE MOMENT: "Gravity could never account for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein