Copy and paste land:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (or never have)
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 is missing.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think "Death Note" should have lasted longer than only 12 books, copy and paste into your profile!

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile. (Oh God Yes!)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few who can honestly say that you've never been to , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. (I'm just like Mello when it comes to chocolate!)

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/pole, copy this into your profile.

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If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you tend to laugh your butt off at funny fanfics and your friends think your weird copy and paste this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Shonen Jump OWNS all other manga publishers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (Watch out for me. I've actually done some of those things)

If people think you're the freak that will one day snap, And if you trying to lure people into a false sense of security for the coming of that day, Paste this on your profile. (I'm evil and proud of it.)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you cry too easily, copy and paste on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulestthing to ever be called "music" and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without also spelling rap.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate hypocrites, yet you are one, and you realize that makes you even MORE hypocritical but you don't care, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, because you think they're so stuck up its funny, copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile. (Have I already pasted this onto my profile? If I have, OH FREAKIN WELL. I DON'T CARE.)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are random, and/or have a short attention span, and you don't care, copy and paste...do you think happy pills should have smiley faces on them?

If you probably have repeat "Copy/Pastes" somewhere in your profile but your list is so long you get bored halfway through checking, copy and paste into your profile.

Admitting you are wierd means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are wierd and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as Mello and I do, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this into your profile then add the names of the ones you like: L, Mello, Beyond, Matt, Kanda, Sasuke, Itachi, Gaara

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires. Do you have this? I do! Copy this into your profile if you do, too!! (NOT TWILIGHT VAMPIRES. THE NIGHTCRAWLY, MAN-EATING KIND)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. Do you have this? I do! Copy this into your profile if you do, too!!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a HUGE secret that if it got out to ANYONE, your life would be effectively over, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever randomly walked outside in the middle of the night just to stand in the rain to be like L copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a Death note freak copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've told your best friend domething before you told your parents, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read multiple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think homophobia is wrong and get into fights about it, copy this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile (I think I once tripped ON a "watch your step" sign...)

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you flinch whenever someone uses the word "gay" as an insult, copy/paste onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to sugar, copy this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have made a fanfic, but only got, like 4 reviews, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile and list the movie/game here: The Princess Bride

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you rhink those stupid kids should just give that godforsaken Trix Rabbit some goddamn Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are both a drama queen and the queen of drama, copy and paste into your profile. (I AM Romeo Montague. Seriously. I GOT THE PART!! YAYZ!!

"You know, I might have a big ego, but why shouldn't I? I am FABULOUS!" If you thought of your own ego and smiled when you read that, copy and paste onto your profile. (I'll admit, I have one of the biggest egos I know. But I deserve it ;)!!)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, sailorstar165, Lunar Hikari, mangaluver34

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), Lunar Hikari (...I'd rather not talk about it... lol), mangaluver34 (my ass still hurts)...

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

Put this in your profile if you or someone you know is fighting, has survived, or has died in a pokemon battle. (I used to LOVE Pokemon...now, not as much...)

If you've ever wanted to go into a book & strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile!

If you have TONS of books in your room and think it's odd when people just stare at them, put this on your profile!

If you collect copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you have as much of a social life as a wooden plank, copy and paste this into your profile.

ARE YOU A HUGE ANIME/MANGA FAN!? IF YOU ARE COPY/PASTE AND PUT ON YOUR PROFILE.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever started singing out loud for no reason known to man copy and paste this in your profile

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: The Silly Bee, Crazy About Harry Potter, Toe-Jam-Stuff Crazy Psycho Book Freak, Bad Wolf Jr, Faded Feathers,The Scarlet Pumpernickel, To-Remember-Me-By, mangaluver34

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, Shadowxwolf, Crazy Psycho Book Freak, Bad Wolf Jr, Faded Feathers,The Scarlet Pumpernickel, To-Remember-Me-By, mangaluver34

If you hear bits off TV shows or Movies in your head but don't know whether its on a nearby TV or in your head put this on your profile

If you have ever honestly had a dream where EVERYONE in the world - including yourself - died and you woke up thinking "Man...that was a good dream!" Copy and paste. (Hey. Guess what. Death is peaceful. Just like going to sleep.)

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Ginger Glinda, Dark Eco Angel,Dbird, To-Remember-Me-By, mangaluver34

Read this sentence: I'm sofa king cool. Get it? If you don't repeat it. Still don't? Keep repeating and hear yourself say it. Get it now? LOL. If you got this and laughed, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you beleive that preps are to idiotic to realize there annoying(in the bad kind of way), copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you have ever "accidentally" broken someone else's body part(s) copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you cried when Mello/Mihael Keehl died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile. (I can't think of anything I can't/don't relate to Death Note.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN A LOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think saucepans would make good ninja weapons, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens, copy & paste this to your profile. (Go Sasuke!!)

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream about Bleach and Naruto a lot copy this to your profile.

If you've ever started laughing because someone walked into the room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your cat starts purring when you sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your cat bites you when you sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If ghosts remind you of marshmallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

Draw the line when violence and hurtful words are brought into strong beliefs. Know when things go too far.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another time and if you'd be the same as now, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!), puddingcup (Spock, L Lawliet, Horatio Caine, Stewie Griffin) just-a-kid-1993 (L Lawlite, Howl, Peter Pan . Backyard Bottomslah (Beyond Birthday, Lord Voldemort, the Phantom of the Opera. Gotta love 'dem serial killers), mangaluver34 (BB, L, Mello, Matt, Sasuke, Itachi, Gaara, Kanda, David, Spock, Scotty)

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile.

If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have hit and/or bitten someone for no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you're hopelessly in love with someone who doesn't exist, (such as a book character or an imaginary friend) copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you fear the men in white, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25, Bloody Strawberry, mangaluver34

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

"Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and phycos, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

~Everyone~

Everyone loves everyone hates
Everyone despises everyone helps
Everyone saddens everyone angers
Everyone has death written in their fate

Everyone has problems everyone doesn't
Everyone cries everyone fights
Everyone dies everyone lives
Everyone should just drop dead

Everyone creates everyone destroys
Everyone cares everyone shouts
Everyone tells truths everyone lies
Everyone is the person I hate

RANDOM QUOTES: Add one and pass it on!! (Or..err...copy/paste onto your profile...)

1) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
5) A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
6) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
7) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
8) When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.
9) It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
10) All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
11) Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
12) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
13) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
14) Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
15) People are like Slinky's, basically useless, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
16) One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
17) Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
18 Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
19) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
20) A best friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!
21) "Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's butt"
22) "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
23) I was lying in bed last night, staring up at the stars, and I was thinking, 'Where the HELL is my ceiling?'"

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy, I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye."

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (No pressure or anything)
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) Post this in bold if you cried

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking and/or thinking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Copy and paste this onto your profile if more than 10 of the above fit you! (Don't worry, I didn't fail English)

If people from more than 20 countries have read your fics, copy and...do I even have to say it? Copy and paste onto your profile, okay?

If you are a Kira supporter, copy and paste this into your profile!

If your parents and/or siblings have ever stared at you like you're from another planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn another language really badly but just haven't gotten around to it yet, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you would test out the Death Note if you found one, copy/paste onto your profile.

If you can sing a song 4 minutes or longer in a language other than English, (or whatever you usually speak,) copy and paste this into your profile

If you are bored right now copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of girl who watches tons of horror movies without getting scared, but screams at the top of her lungs when the waffle pops out of the toaster, copy/paste onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.(we iz all special...)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever taken a character personality quiz and hated who you got, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have WAAAAAAAY to much time on your hands, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are dead, copy/paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of kids have turned to pop. If you're one of the 8 percent who likes to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste this everywhere you can

If you are usually too busy writing notes, dreaming up new ideas, etc. for your fanfics to notice everyone staring at you like you are a freak, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your playlist is 15 songs or longer, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like music from the 70s/80s, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can sometimes be sensitive about your sensitivity, copy and paste into your profile.

If you can sometimes decode those songs in which the lyrics make absolutely no sense, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever started a chain letter/email, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you play an instrument copy and paste in your profile

If you're really good at an instrument copy/paste this into your profile!

If you're impatient copy/paste this into your profile, but HURRY!!

If you use emoticons copy and past this into your profile. :-)

90 percent of girls would die if Hannah Montana jumped off a building. If you are one of the 10 percent who would be screaming "JUMP BITCH!!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people consider you a nerd/dork/geek copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste these into your profile if it happens to you too. If your back hurts because you've been on the computer too long . If you are constantly quoting things and no-one has any idea what you're saying. If you can't figure out what docx is and you go crazy from frustration. If it took you five years to notice a huge service elevator at the library, when you go there everyday! If when you go to return your library books you come back with more than what you started with. If you've ever been tempted to paint your face blue and say Chan and to at the start and end of a sentence. If you add too many n's and s's to words. If you've ever wondered about what would happen if a smurf and an ompaloompa had a kid together. If you haven't been able to sleep for worry of The Russian mafia, Chuck Norris, Global Warming, Becoming Nocturnal, or Failing grades (particulary if your an A student) Oh and people I do all of these things!! All the time!!

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC!! -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If your profile never stays the same for 5 days in a row copy and paste this into your profile and update it yet again.

If you have read the "Twilight" saga and you wish you didn't, copy and paste onto your profile!

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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are a manga FREAK and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste and add your name! SkywardShadow, mangaluver34 (the name says it all!)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all.
If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality.
If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all'
If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight'
If you hate it when people say 'he's a guy, that is the only reason'
If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right.
If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face.
If you hate when people find pleasure in the pain of others, though you do as well.
And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally retarded or ill.
Add your name to the list. The life of a teenage racoon, Waveblader213, CHristinaAngel, SkywardShadow, mangaluver34

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

You say BABY PINK
I say BLACK
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say DISTURBED
You say PREP
I say GOTH
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say GOSSIP
I say SHUT UP I'M READING
You say FOOTBALL
I say NINJAS
You say SPANISH
I say JAPANESE
You say MAGAZINES
I say MANGA
You say MAKEUP
I say MELLO
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

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