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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, TayMelia, Dark Valancia, Kelilila

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Rose

2. Dimitri

3. Adrian

4. Jasper

5. Lissa

6. Christian

7. Rosalie

8. Stan

9. Renesmee

10. Tatiana

11. Kirova

12. Albetrta

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Christian/Kirova? That would be kinda funny...but no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jasper is VERY hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hmm...shouldnt it be the other way artound? Stan would be come a science experiment

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Renesmee? Yea I know quite a lot of fics about her

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dimitri/Christian...no. probaly not.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

NEITHER!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

umm...screaming and running.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Adrian/tatiana Tatiana takes Adrian back, what will adrian do? I may have to make one now...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

maybe, I dont know.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I dont even want to think of one...

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

idk. I dont make songfics...or read them...

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

for very mature people. no one under thirty can read this.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

5 minutes ago

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

"Rose and Rosalie are in a happy relationship until Renesmee runs off with Jasper. Rose, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kirova and a brief unhappy affair with Alberta, then follows the wise advice of Lissa and finds true love with Adrian"

Choose 10 of your favorite people.

1. Carrie

2. Trillian

3. Emily

4. Lacy

5. Fiona

6. Rachael

7. Jon

8. Sherry

9. Taylor

10. Seth

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Lacy and Emily would get horny (sadly) while sherry watches in disgust.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Fiona would go

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

I would go by carries house.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Trillian and...Jon? Really! (OMG eeew!) umm... Seth would probaly say 'wow' and walk away laughing

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Theyd probaly start a threesome, sadly.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Lacy jumps me? I believe that. Hmm... Trillian would save me ;D

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Carrie would start everything on fire, when everyone complains she throws the burning food at them.

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Emily would marry lacy. Thats a very sad thought, whos the guy?

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Jon would kidnap tylli? hes demanding fiona for an ipod or something like that.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

I already know them both, but probaly carrie

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Seth challenges lacy to a chariot race? probaly a bet. Lacy lose and has to go out with seth lol. poorrr lacy.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Emily? She would cry and run...that would be fun :)

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Trillian and Seth are getting married? omg sherry would be laughing her head off!

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Why is rachael afrai of Jon? cause rachael has a crush on him duhhh

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Seth gathers us up for that? we'd probaly all laugh and make fun of it cept sherry would actually listen to it

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Carrie is late for Seth and trillians wedding? um no one cares. Carrie couldnt miss that tv show!

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Fiona and Taylor would...yea you know...

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

They would probaly get kicked out for buying strippers for fiona.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Theyre protesting because I wouldnt share my wine. I throw the wine at them

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Taylor murders trillians best friend. Trillian would probaly kill her. Eye for an eye!

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1?

I think Rachael would save herself and leave carrie to die. good friend rachael!

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

The dragon eats lseth and fiona while the rest of us laugh ourselves to deathxD

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Emily starts a day camp, they all starve to death, poor souls.

26) 4,6, and 7 are ng the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

lacy rachael and Jon doing the hokey pokey. Sherry comes in anmd asks them what they are doing.

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Carrie starts to write a story where Taylor and seth going out. What's Trillian's reaction? Trillian says eew!.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

jonkes an apple pie? It's probably poisoned, a snake jumps out.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Sherry and emily are going camping and forget food. They revert to cannablism and eat eachother.

30) While they are camping, they run into James (from Twilight). What do they do?

Lacy, scream "What the hell are you doing here?!" Carrie, would say "Dont eat me!" Trillian, runs up and hugs him. Emily, flips him off and screams "OMG you are hot! Fiona has no idea who he is. Rachael would give him a vampire mint (mint that has garlic in it) Sherry would be asleep. Taylor would be eating cookie dough and not notice him. Seth would be like, " who the hell are you?" Jon wouldn't be there, he would be making cookies at home. I would be like, didnt edward kill you? then ask for his auto graph

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now scared more than ever of dentists, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that rock, paper, scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, Razgriz Leader Kelilila

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

What has this world come to, These are real laws in different states of the United States:

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.

Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

Hunting camels is prohibited (I didn't know there were camels in the US)

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

Bathhouses are against the law.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

One may not bring their dog to school. (if that includes werewolves Jake can't go to school anymore)

Happy Bunny Sayings:

Let's focus on me!

Parents are hairy and slow but they buy you stuff.

We should talk about what you can do for me

You can't have your cake and eat it too. But you can have your cake and eat someone else's cake too, and that's kind of better, anyway.

Ok I'm perfect. Now stop staring.

It's not your fault but I'm blaming you anyway.

It's funny how I drive you nuts.

You smell like feet.

You're funny. Looking.

I know Right from Wrong. Wrong is the Fun one.

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Unless it's about someone who can't hear you.

I'm cute. You're not. Seems so unfair.

Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

It's cute how you think I'm listening.

School prepares you for the real world, which gives you an idea of how boring the real world must be.

It's not my fault the world is dumb.

I have a dream, and in it something eats you.

When life gives you lemons squirt them in your enemies eyes and run.

It's all about me. You should know that.

Look how nice I am not laughing at you.

Love sucks. Big time.

Buy me stuff and I'll be stuff be nicer.

Does it hurt being so dumb?

Not listening.

I'm not spoiled. I deserve all my stuff.

I know how you feel I just don't care.

Cute but psycho. Things even out.

Don't blame me. I was born awesome.

But I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice.

I'm cute. You're not. Seems so unfair.

I hardly hate people who buy me stuff.

Wake me when the boring stops.

Me. Just like you, only better.

2cute 2talk 2u

Wow you dance dumb.

Stop talking before you say something dumb. Oh no too late.

It's one of those days.

I just can't seem to care.

It's cute how you think I'm listening.

skool makes you sooper smartt

I've been naughty. So what.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, JaylaHaileyCullen

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If at one time you have misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter or less put this on your profile

If you are a Twilight fanatic put this on your profile.

If you are sad knowing that the Twilight series is coming to an end, put this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you love music, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile

IF YOU WANT BELLA TO BE A VAMPIRE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle Jr, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Damon Salvatore, Erik Night), JaylaHaileyCullen(Edward Cullen, Forget a prince with a horse I want a vampire with a Volvo! and Dimitri Belikov) kelilila ( adrian of course!)

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, JaylaHaileyCullen(Technically I was IMing a friend but it still counts) kelilila

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, JaylaHaileyCullen, kelilila

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...), JaylaHaileyCullen(I fall all of the time and I'm not afraid to admit it because it makes more like Bella Swan) Kelilila (Walking down halls is hard...)

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. --The Snuggie commercial!!--

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you totally wanted to cry because Edward was so sweet to Bella at the hospital in the first Twilight then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are on team Edward copy and post this onto your profile.

If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Edward, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.(like Edward Cullen)

If you think the coco puff bird should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you do not copy this into your profile, your mom will die in 4 hours...

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or is a vampire but it would be a really awesome perk), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile

-- Please
--put this on ur
--page if you hate
--miley cyrus and think
--she is a really bad
--role model for
--little girls
--and cant sing!
--thank you!!

If you think Edward is God of the Vampires copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

I messed up of my teenage life...
kissed someone before dating
xotten a phone taken away at school
gotten suspended
x gotten caught chewing gum
xgotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3

x arrived late to class more than 5 times
x didn't do homework over 5 times
x turned at least 3 projects in late
x missed school just because you felt like it
ghed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 8

x got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
xext people during class
x passed notes
xthrew stuff across the room
Total so far: 12

xbroke the dress code
xtook pictures during school hours
x called someone during school hours
x listened to iPod,CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:16

threw something at the teacher
x went outside the classroom without permission
xalmost failed a class
x ate food during class
Total so far: 19

x gotten a call from school
couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
x didn't take your stuff to school
xgiven a teacher the finger when they werent looking
Total so far: 22

x faked your parents signature
x slept in class
cussed at your teacher
x copied homework
xgot in trouble with the principle/vice principle
Total so far: 26

Multiply by 3

Total-78

Post as "I messed up of my teenage life"

I am.

I am afraid.

I fear for all of the people in the world. I fear for those in war torn places who may not make it home again. I fear for the mother, father, wife, husband, or child who may get a phone call saying some one dear has not made it. I fear for those in the hospitals around the world under going treatments and operations. I Fear for those who have been trouble by disasters, such as floods, famine, or earth quake. though I am afraid I will be brave for all of those people out there.

I am hurt.

I feel pain every time I see a story about cruelty no matter what it is about. I feel pain when ever I look into the eyes of my friends and family, because i know that the mask I wear keeps them out and away from the real me. I hurt when I see someone special because I miss them dearly and I wish it didn't have to end. I hurt when I get up to face another day and all of the judgements people pass, and the fact that people will not make it through because of starvation, suicide, or other torments brought on by this.

I am a fighter.

I will prove to those who doubt me that I am able. I will prove that I can be just as strong as any guy, even though I am a girl. I will make a difference, even though there are those who will try to stop me and who will try to change my mind about it all. I will do what I can to save just one life, even if it means losing mine. I will protect those close to me even if they would stab me in the back.

I am human.

I am human just like everyone else. I have flaws and problems. I suffer the same types of loses, and experience the same wins. I am living through my battles, and I want to give up but I won't. My goal was to fit in, but I soon gave up on that once I saw what it was really like.

If you like this and want to add it go ahead, but i would like to see this. Add your name to the list, tabby-tiger-demon, Kelilia