This is basically a crossover between the Boosh boys and the short film Sweet. Rated M for slash and language. Please tell me what you think about it, really unsure and might be scrapped. Thanks!

A Taxi driver and an up and coming musician meet and their shared forgotten past begins to unravel. How Howard became James and Vince became Nate is a story that may take more out of the pair than they're willing to give - let me know about the rating.

Does glitter ever loose its sparkle? Will Vince loose his sparkle when Howard falls in love with someone else? Vince realizes there is more to their friendship when he finds himself jealous of Howard's new love. Rating currently T and might change.

Howard is finally admitting his feelings for her... but does he know what she is? Crap Summary and title please read might get scrapped! rating gone up to M

One girl's life and times with the hottest Electro band around, Kraftwerk Orange, and her various erotic entanglements with its members. Contains het and femmeslash. Eventual implied Howince. First Boosh fic and I suck at summaries but thrive on feedback.

A series of 300-word Anthrax/Ebola drabbles, telling a longer story. Based on the Angst table from the LJ comm drabble123. Title may change, because I thought of it on a whim. Rating may also increase.

Vince and Howard have moved out of the Nabootique to a flat of their own. Everything is going well until Howard's best mate arrives to stay with them from Leeds... contains angst...

Vicar’s son, Vince Noir, is worried that his feelings for his best friend Howard Moon have become more than just friendship. How will he cope in a world where being gay isn’t an option?

Vince and Howard get accidently married in Vegas - One Shot!

Howard and Vince are together. This is a collection of fics that revolve around them and their 'firsts'. Naturally nothing goes to plan. But it's all adorably cute. Or that's the plan.

Howard is getting a new heart! But he doesn’t realise the baggage it comes with. What means life to him means death to Vince. Can he help fix his broken Wandering Heart? Can Vince save Howard and let go of his fear? Sad, dark, happy, Naboo and Bollo too!

Written for my darling Emily, who asked for a story about "Eleanor seducing anyone you think would have a funny reaction to it."

Fed up with his increasing alienation from Howard, Vince decides to step back into his well genius Zooniverse boots, Fountain-of-Youth style.

When the walls between reality and fantasy blur, how much can we really trust what we see around us?

A little follow on from Be My Valentine? Howard wants to take Vince on a date. Fluff-fest.

Vince is used to being number one but when his older brother arives will he be pushed into the background? - Why do I bother with a summary? They're always rubbish! Eventual possible unrequited Howince.

Clamber aboard for a good rambling dose of fluff in a park on a sunny day. Howince

Sequel to Estranged. What's going to happen when Howard is released from prison? - AU, Language.

Boosh AU, rated T. Fairy tale with a twist.

Uncle Vince and Howard babysit Kitten: D

I just think you’re really freaky, in a good way though, like me.” Howard/Vince implied. A childhood story, their first real meeting.

Anthrax/Ebola. Solstice-themed femslash.

A year after "Party", Vince and Howard celebrate in a much more intimate way! WARNING: V. EXPLICIT!

Does your brain know something you don't know? Jump in for a nail-tapping, pencil-snapping, lap-climbing story in which Vince tries to understand his own mind and Howard gets used as a make-shift motorway.

A year ago Vince Noir died and his best friend didnt know. A year on Howard is struggling to cope. All he has are 48 letters Vince wrote him, 48 letters he sent back unopened. Now Howard must find the strength to live again. IM SORRY, BUT IM BACK NOW!

Howard's secret is out. Now what? Now a story!

SPAWN. Dawn, with the help of some friends, figures out what she's missing. Lemon.

It's not like he was perving or anything, he just happened to be stood there when Howard started all that nonsense...

This story is of a dream i had, it's my first fanfic. When one losers their loved one, it doesn't mean it'll be the last they'll see of them.

Howard loves Vince, but he's sick of the younger man's bullying and eventually snaps and leaves. But when Vince finds out Howard's getting married will he be able to let his friend go? Or will he realise he loves Howard too?

Howard isn't getting into the Christmas spirit, so Naboo casts a spell on him to help him be more festive. Howince.

Julian is getting rid of his old sofa but takes time to reminisce about the times he spent with Noel on it. Sexiness within.

Set in Series 3, Naboo is having a Halloween party. But who will they dress up as, and will it be a trick or a treat? Chaptered, rated T.

Old Gregg talks about his downstairs mixup. Rated M for a reason!

Late birthday present for Bryony. Howard has a problem. Vince wants to help. Fluff, and scenes of a sexual nature.

48 weeks, 48 letters. Each one sent back. But then one day he recieves a letter that drags him back into the world he left behind. A letter that tells him why the letters suddenly stopped. A letter that changes everything. NOW COMPLETE

Just a stupid one shot I did because I’m ill and have had to lie on the sofa all day. Basically, a poor girls attempt at a possible conversation Russell Brand and Noel Fielding may have before performing as ‘The Goth Detectives’. Madness personified! xx

Bliss. A very weird kind of bliss. Not the usual kind from having your hair look good or playing electro music. Another kind." Love isn't always bliss, but Vince just can't seem to leave it alone.

Vince falls prey to a petty thug, and turns to Howard for support. T for language

Vince disappears, and now it's up to Howard to set off on a dangerous journey to help his friend...

Centered around the Boosh, a bumper crossover including three other of my favourite shows. Disclaimer inside. Vince and Howard get a trainee, help capture an escaped goth and even visit a Darkplace. Rated M for Nathan Barley cursing just in case

AU, based on the film The Graduate. But with more smexy, and plenty of kink. Vince is a slightly disillusioned model come home from his first big show, when he is seduced by a friend of his parents, the alluring Mr Howard Moon...

Very M-rated smut. That's all I can say really. You have been warned!

Howard and Vince spend the night in after a long day at the Zooniverse. A few bottles of red wine later, and Vince is worried he'll confess everything... Howince fluffy oneshot.

It's a stifling hot day at the Zooniverse, and something happens involving alcohol, a dandelion and a bit of tickling. You know it's just slashy, fluffy goodness.

A girl and her friend. Just another story of unrequited Booshy love, with a slightly more obscure pairing but nothing too weird! Discussion of femmeslash. Bad language, sexual themes, rated to be safe.

The flat is falling apart, people are vanishing, and Naboo's spells don't work. Could this have anything to do with the strange portal in Vince's wardrobe? A portal that leads to a very genius bedroom and two men with suspiciously familiar voices...

Howard and Vince are arguing again, jazz or electric? Vince has finally had enough of their bickering, and decides to shut Howard up in an oh so delicious way. SLASH The best way to tell a story R&R please!

Vince has been having saucy dreams about Howard. Can he make them a reality? Very strong slash, so be warned!

The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or- if they can’t- pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple.