"I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity." (Calvin & Hobbes)

Let's make this short.

I've spent too much time reading bad fanfiction to really expect you to review if you really don't like my stories. However, if you feel you could help me improve (or if you just liked the story and want to share you thoughts... preferably on one certain Nate Archibald...) feel free to review and I will love you forever.

Rules of my Gossip Girl universe:

#1 There is no such thing as enough good Nateangst.

#2 Chuck and Nate will never, ever hate each other.

#3 Blair will never forget her best friend and her boyfriend cheating on her.

#4 The Non-Judging Breakfast Club is the most beautiful thing in the world...

#5 ... besides the Chuck/Nate bromance, that is.

#6 Serena. Nate. Happily ever after. Sometime.

#7 Chuck = new money. Nate = old money. Thus the different personalities. It's all so easy.

#8 Nate's order of priorities: 1. family. 2. Chuck. 3. whom it may concern.

#9 Nathaniel is one hell of a name. Chuck is well aware.

#10 Angst and Humor work just fine together.