Hi, I'm kinda new here. ...Okay, so I am new here, so what?

Name: Maxwell (Max, please!)

Age: 13

Hobbies: Writing, trying anime characters dance with my friends, Bradley, Lacy, Alice, and playing video games against my friends.

Orientation: Biosexual. ...Got a problem!?

Status: Taken by Lacy (Demonata on FF, PuppetChiro on YT)

Quick Notes: I plan on writing a few stories (maybe only two, then look else where to write fan fictions) for the Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak. I might try Harry Potter, but I'm probably not going to so... Yeah. Oh and here's a heads up: I'm not the best writer ever so if my stories come out bad, sorry.

Interests: I'm into yaoi/yuri/slash/lemon or M rated fan fictions. I respect any author's desire to right yaoi stories or stories that are too bloody or...descriptive (yes, I mean rape and other things that fall into that column.)

But, to me, I see nothing wrong with writing stories like that. People need to realize that not all people out there are nice and kind, and sweet. There are sick, disgusting people out their who do...disturbing things. It happens! But, any author who writes stories that contain sexual harassment isn't perverted; perhaps that is just their writing style.

Unfortunately, not all people see it that way and can be extremely rude to the author of the fan fic. If he or she chooses to write about a character be raped, let them! They are in control of their story.

Now, I don't just read M rated or rape stuff. I've read novels about it, and yes, at first I was quite disturbed. I do read regular book, mainly fantasy and science fiction. Only thing I don't like about some fantasy stories is... "and they lived happily ever after" Not exactly in those words, but some have ended with everyone being happy and...blech! It makes me sick!

To me, I hate stories with mushy endings. I enjoy twists and maybe torture thrown at the character; makes the story more exciting. To tell you the truth, I get...majorly pissed at those kind of endings. Which, is why I enjoy the Cirque Du Freak series.

Darren Shan truly is a sophisticated writer. I believe he ended the series quite well. Sure, it was pretty sad, but it made sense. How else would he have ended it? Defeat Steve, yes, but what then?

Well, I'm getting quite off topic, a bad habit of mine. I apologize.

Time is short, so I will cut this rant (I never even intended to make it long and ranty) I bid you a good day or good night. Whatever fits best.

Friends On Fan Fiction

Guardian Of The Gateways is one of my school buddies. He's pretty crazy and insane for having so many lady friends!

Demonata is another friend from school and she's one of the other few lady friends I have. She's almost as insane as Brad (Guardian Of The Gateways) but, at least she knows when she's pissing someone off! But, I love her anyway

Name: Maddie

Age: 13 (18 minutes older than Max! HAAAAAA HAAA!!)

Hobbies: Writing, annoying my brother, and playing random video games that happen to pass time!

Orientation: Straight, unlike my brother up there!

Status: Single and proud of it! SINGLE PEOPLE, UNITE!!

My tiny little note thing: ME Is MaDdIe! I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more awesome than my brother Max! Hee hee, just kidding! Me and Max are twins. I'm older by 18 minutes! Ever since he dyed his hair blue, we don't look like twins, but I know me and him will always have our black hair and green eyes forEVA!

I am a HUGE Cirque Du Freak yaoi fangirl. Yaoi isn't the usual thing I read, but thanks to Max, I loves it! I like to write so, I really wanted to make a FF account, but my mom wouldn't let me make another (I forgot the password to my other account that I hardly used!). So, I asked my lil bro if I could share with him, and yay, he said yes!

ANYWAY! I'll try to get that story up as soonie as possible! I'll make sure none of you guys gets me confused with my brother. I'll just put Maddie before all my reviews to you guys!

Hey, who do you think would win in a fight (I got this from one of my brother's online friends, but modified it a little):

Chuck Norris or Larten Crepsley?

How do you choose between a vampire and Chuck Norris? I mean, IT'S SOOOOOO HARD!!

Oh, here's a few quick notes about myself:

1. Me no likey Cannon couples, they is evil!

2. Maddie likes speaking in either bad grammar or third person!

3. I is very forgetful!

4. I'm very random when I want to be! So, you've been warned...

5. I. HATE. TWILIGHT! Plain and simple!

SEE YA LATER FELLOW VAMPIRE LOVERS!