TO TWILITE ADDICT EMMETT CULLEN IS MINE! SCREW ROSALIE!I HATE HER!! I writing a story where he is mine and thier is nothing you can do about it!HA! (laughs evilly)

I know I'm not the only one who is in love with the Inheritance Cycle and the Twilight Series!So if you see any good fanfic stories let me know!!

No insult to anyone who disagrees with me but most of the M rated stories are very those Eragon/Murtagh stories.WHEN THEIR LOVERS!No, not for gay or lesbian stories...

This account is for my fun only!Emailing,reading, and reviewing~stuff like that! I have a writing account,since this one glitches the read my stories search for-VampireDragonsKill

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply..

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all
fine.

When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than
that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ...

Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he
is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, BSF16,VampiresUnited101

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

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92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from the Twilight saga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Saphira in the Inheritance Cycle is cool, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Murtagh deserves a chance, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think some of the Inheritance Cycle characters are totally HOT but not mentioning any names cough(Murtagh)cough,copy and paste this to you profile.

If you want a fictional character to be real,copy and paste this to your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

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Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Luckier than you will ever be.

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

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No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

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98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

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If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

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Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), twilite addict (Emmett Cullen)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

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We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

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If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Emmett, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.I

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Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, But my feelings for you last forever, because days come and go, copy this into your profile, dry your tears, it is time to let you go.

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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If less than two days before this was posted, your profile was blank, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you don't want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Emmett Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer’s publisher because you want Midnight Sun NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you are SICK of all of the unoriginal Twilight fanfictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalk full of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one original fanfiction, Copy this onto your fanfiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict

If you've ever tried to see if there is a real life version of Edward Cullen out there, copy this into your profile.

If you had a choice between being human or being a vampire, and would choose vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a pet copy and paste this on to your profile

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If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

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If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

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Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If sometimes you seem to trip over thin air copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Emmett" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If your the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your kinda person who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.

If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of statistics are fake.If you have ever made up a percentage just to get your point across copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are NOT one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen... though that would kick ass), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and ECLIPSE and BREAKING DAWN over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but one of the Cullens is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If only you had an Edward Cullen, you could pass for a Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Emmett Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child you'll name them after one of the Cullens, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself that has gotten violent, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered changing your name, and naming yourself after a Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

Funny random stuffels

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend 'gay' and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One for Girls!
(A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."
(B)Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
(C) Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A: Gay.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Tell a man there is 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet pain on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Humanitarians help humans but vegetarians EAT vegetables.

There are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amout of high explosives.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I hate people, people make me pro-nuclear.

Support your local medical examiner-die strangely.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART!?

15 Things to do when your in Wal-mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Poems

Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?
Try hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn't?
You fall deeper with each passing day,
But try to hide it in every possible way.
He's only a friend, and nothing else-
That's the lie you keep telling yourself.
You keep on saying he's just a bud,
But deep inside, you're falling in love.
You get so giddy when you meet his eyes,
But keep reminding yourself it isn't right.
A simple glance turns into a stare,
But you pretend that you don't care.
Its 'not right' for you two to be,
Is that why you hide it so no one can see?
But how long will you pretend,
Keep lying that he's just a friend?
Perhaps your feelings you never can show,
Perhaps its 'wrong' for him to know.
Your friendship can't be risked over this,
So being his girl is an impossible wish...

Smile so the tears don't fall,
Laugh like you don't hurt at all,
Fake it so he'll never know,
That you still haven't let him go...

I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life
Wishing you were there,
I'm not supposed to wonder
Where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
'Cause I'm in love with you!

Did you ever love someone, and know they didn't care?
Did you ever feel like crying, knowing it would get you no where?
Did you ever look into someone's eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into someone's heart, wishing you were there?
Did you ever watch someone walk away, not wanting them to go?
Did you whisper 'God, I love you,' but never letting them know?
You cry at night in misery and almost go insane.
Nothing in this world causes so much pain.
If I could choose between love and death, I think I'd rather die.
Love hurts, and the price you pay is high.
So I say 'Don't fall in love, it'll hurt before its through.'
You see my friend, I ought to know, because I fell in love with you...

You don't even notice the pain in my eyes,
Even though the smile on my face is my only disguise,
So I'll hide my tears, then I'll cry all alone,
No hand to hold onto because this pain is unknown,
So I will go now with a smile on my face,
Hiding it all, leaving a tear without a trace...

A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up all day long,
When I'm awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark, my folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, from Charlie’s bar,
I hear him curse, my name is called,
I press myself against the wall,
I try to hide from his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault he suffers at work,
He slaps, and hits me, and yells at me more,
I finally get free and run to the door,
He’s already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor,
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me...
And you can help to stop this for others. If you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person to not be effected by this poem and because you are effected, do something about it! So all I ask you to do is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

Other Random Stuff

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I'm not anorexic.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I am emo, and I don't cut...)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (What's wrong with gay people?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Which I don't.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I am not crazy, just act like it sometimes. lol.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I am emo, but wearing black has nothing to do with it.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I, like Bella, don't like people giving me things. Its awkward.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (Does Emmett Cullen count?)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Actually, I do it because I like it.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I prefer not to get a lot of attention.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Which I'm not.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (No, I'm not a poser. I like to be comfortable.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.(Actually I am Russian!)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Actually, I would never be able to respect myself if I had sex at this age.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Or I like video games.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(No!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (No I am unfortunately human!))
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Gay's are okay(as long as they don't make a move on me or any of my friends), but I am a christian.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.(No)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.(No!)
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(Or I am a really good musician!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.(Not black and Jesus is my savior.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (Or I enjoy their company.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.(WTF!)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (My personality is different and I am happy, sometimes.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(Or it is a genetic problem.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.(Okay I don't shop there...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(I know people like that!)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Says who?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.(I am rich and people don't know it!)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.(I am not but I love watermelon!)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(No!)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.(I hate cheerleaders!)
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.(Maybe...)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(Or maybe I am a vampire...)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(If I drank at this age I would die a painful death!)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.(Not a guy!)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.(I have a flyswatter right next to me!)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (No.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(I don't know anyone like that!)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I get claustrophobic in big groups.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I swear to god I'm not crazy!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I'm not a bitch.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Or, hey, DNA...ever heard of it? Yeah, it can affect people in that way.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.(Dear god!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Last time I checked, can't stalk fictional characters. lol.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(Don't wacth it!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Actually, I'm not.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'm not obese, loud-mouthed, or arrogant.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.(Sheep!What does Fanfiction have to do with sheep?!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Do I have to write well? I have been emo for a long time, but only just started to enjoy writing.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.(Accents are cool)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(I don't have a girlfriend-especially one that is pregnant-I am a Girl)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(Beavers are cool, they can chop a tree down WITH IT'S TEETH!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.(No.)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Only the cocky ones...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (You can't put me into a stereotype! I'm too different!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.(I don't even have a sun hat-I used ball caps)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!(Yah, very funny...)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(I don't even know if I am English.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I havn't caused anything to go wrong in the world ever.Well if you call beating Trevor C. to a pulp counts I guess, it is correct.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I don't know what these mean...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. ( I'm not a loser, and I don't want to be popular anyways.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Or, I don't want to die a painful death the deterioration of the environment will inevetably cause.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Actually, that would be very uncomfortable to me.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.(Hello!I am a virgin!If I wasn't at this age it would be disturbing for me!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.(Sorry, Satan dies in the end)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.(Yes it is murder!Just have the baby and give it to an adoption service if you must!)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.(No!Swedish people are awesome and know how to pick horses!)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.(Not GAY!)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(Snoopy is awesome!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (What's wrong with being a loner? Huh?)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Or the government sucks.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(whatever YAOI is...)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Labels are for cans not people!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I'm very smart, thank you very much. And very strong)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.(I don't even have australian blood in me!)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.(What are renfaires?)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.(I am not gay)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(I said I wasn't gay- I just think the real boys are stupid)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.(I am Christian and people can be different...)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.(Hello!If you know me you know the real answer!)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I am OCD.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (Me? Burst into tears? Yeah, right.)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (It isn't anyone else's business, unless I want to tell them.)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, VampireUnited101

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 22(Wow, that just confirms what all my friends said...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:x
You wear lip gloss/chap stick.

You love to shop.
You think cheerleading is a sport.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL:3 (It's official...I am a tomboy...)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

~Survey~

Things About Me:

1.I love this site

2.I love to read

3.I have three best friends-S.G,E.R,E.B!

4.I love music, and I play music-but I'm not the best

5.People think I'm dumb just because I never have homework...It is just because my work is easy and I don't really have to think to finish

6. My favorite color is black but I'm not emmo or gothic

favorite book series are the Twilight(series)and the Inheritance Cycle

8.If dragons (STILL) existed I would want or have one

9.I would love to a fictional character in one of my favorite series

10.When I write I try not copy anyones ideas but I apologize if a do use some idea that is in a story(I probably have not read it)

Okay I have seen so many profiles that say Murtagh,Eragon,and Edward Cullen are HOT. So I just have to say something about all of them=Edward Cullen-Can you imagine if he was real!And human!Okay he is still pretty -- when he's a vampire but anyways. Eragon-Okay.He is very powerful. And cool!VERY POWERFUL! Plus he is a dragon rider! Murtagh-COOL! AWESOME! But he is evil. A dragon rider yes, but a evil one at that. Although he was forced to become what he is...BUT HE IS STILL --!I DARE YOU ALL TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WORD I -Dashed- OUT! email me to guess!

11.I love to write!I have my own book going (with my own characters)and it is called Journey of Hearts!It is why I don't update my Eragon story on here so much...Oh well!

12.I AM IN LOVE WITH EMMETT CULLEN!ALL THE OTHERS OUT THERE WELCOME TO OUR OVER FLOWING CLUB!HE IS SO HOT!And strong,and cool, and here are the rest: awesome, sexy, special, limited(so grab one fast-I have the original), POWERFUL, determined, spirited, alluring, stimulating(kinda), and like no real guy could ever be!

Favorite T.V. Shows:

1.NCIS

2.Psych

3.iCarly

4.True JacksonVP-It is new but very funny

5.Avatar:The Last Airbender-Ended but still okay.

Things I HATE!:

This list is not in order of the amount I hate them.-

1.Spanish Class!MR. NEILSON IS PSYCHOTIC!

2.Boys!Some of the boys in my school are horrid!

3.Sexism!Acting as if all girls are wimpy and have to be feminine to be cool is stupid!

4.I HATE KYLE MERRIL!!HE IS A DEMON SENT FROM HELL TO ANNOY ME AND FRIENDS!

5.GYM CLASS!IT IS TORTURE!AND I HAVE 5 MORE YEARS OF IT!

The whole list is huge but I don't want to bore you!

My Friends:

S.G-Just picture Alice that's not smiling all the time,doesn't love shopping and hates school!LOL!! She is the best friend in the world! She has a fanfic account-Alicefan1

E.B- She has her moments!A little crazy but not as crazy as me!LOL!!-Warrior-Wolf1

E.R-Very smart!Loves to read but I don't like the books she reads...She has an account!Finally-excellentesme!

Check out my favorite stories:ALL OF THEM PEOPLE!I am very picky when it comes to my these are the best!PRAISE TO ALL THE AUTHORS!!

LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD!!

But of course remember to review peoples means a lot to all of us authors!HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER TO READ!!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this on your profile if you did this. You know you did...

This a shout out to all the people in Mount Blue Middle School!

Especially if you have to deal with Spanish class and hate it when Mr. Nielson makes you pronounce stuff IN FRONT of the class!

If you take French, feel loved and rejoice!

All the bad memories:

Presenting in classes! All of them!

Spanish Class!

Tripping over thin air when everyone in AC/DC id watching!

Restraining myself to not hit Kayle Bard in the face!

Restraining myself to not hit Courtney Austin in the face!

Dropping your laptop in Learning Lab!

The moment when you walk around the corner laughing when they all say quiet and seeing the principle cross his arms at you!

All the good memories:

Hanging with friends before Ad/Ad!

Writing on laptop that the school board was stupid enough to give Me, Yes ME!

Lunch with E.R, E.B, D.N, and the others!

Gibb slapping Trevor in the halls when no one is looking!

Threatening Kyle Merril to stuff him in a locker unless he shuts up!

Threatening Landon to read Twilight!

Paying the well earned 20 bucks to Destiny for beating Landon in reading Twilight, when she started months after him!

Rubbing already read Twilight in Landon's face!

Yelling Rosalie is a bitch coming back to school from seeing Twilight before the nation and missing classes!

Rubbing seeing Twilight in everyone faces!

Falling asleep in Learning Lab because I stayed up on laptop until 3:00 in the morning!

See you all when I publish my book!

Rolling on the floor laughing!