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 Author has written 4 stories for Batman, Star Trek: 2009, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Oliver Twist. Maybe I'll write a fic about it. |
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Demolition Lovers by Audrey Kasm reviews
It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 154,880 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/22/2018 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Joker
The Myth of Hades and Persephone by Juliette Louise reviews
Persephone has one chance to live, and it lies with...the God of the Dead?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Name Day by murdur reviews
It is Loki's Name Day. He is a greedy man. It's a dangerous game they play. Sexual Content.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [Loki, Sif] - Complete
Redesigning Sanity by JokesterWrites reviews
He was insane, a criminal, and she was his ticket to the city. She unknowingly designed his clothes, and in doing so, became his target. Now she's making her own brand of revenge... against the Joker. Based off Dark Knight Joker/OC
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,463 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Joker
A Sparrow's Calling by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
She wasn't looking for her father, she was just looking to earn a wage. But when the young woman joins Captain Jack Sparrow's crew, he quickly realizes she won't make life easy for him. She's a force to be reckoned with, just like her mother.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,731 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Lost In Translation by callmecrazy83 reviews
When we speak, do we ever really say what we mean? A story of how Uhura and Spock were able to translate each other, from the very beginning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,381 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
Surreal TV by The Laughing Fish reviews
In an attempt to boost ratings, the Joker becomes the star of a reality show. But how will Harley react to the sight of her ex on national television? A joint effort by Princessebee and Jarec. UPDATED! Chapter Eleven by Jarec
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,553 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Spock: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a COMMANDER SPOCK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your SPOCK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Plan by CelesteGrey reviews
Nyota has an elaborate plan to fill his need. Reviews are appreciated but not a basis for how often I write. **Complete**
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Molecule Toast by Zaedah reviews
I never pegged the living textbook for a cradle robber.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Comfort Zone by Christy T reviews
Her hand reached up and stroked his cheek. “Just be you. The man that you are. Don’t feel like you have to step outside your comfort zone for me… or for anyone else.” Slightly angsty, more poignant Spock/Uhura oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Speak by Larissa Fae reviews
Post-TDK, AU, Joker/Rachel. A rehabilitated Jack Napier is brought into police custody after his wife of four years, Dr. Harleen Quinzel, falls to her death from their apartment. He's declared innocent, but 'rehabilitated' doesn't always mean 'cured.'
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,404 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Rachel D., Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Sink Her by Mira-Jade reviews
He has her. Hook, line, and sinker. Joker X Harley Quinn
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Dripping In Bruises by walkingthecow reviews
He doesn't remember. JxH
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Prepare Yourself by harlequin90 reviews
Harley gets the Joker ready for work after a night of violence.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Natural Progression by harlequin90 reviews
Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Count Your Lucky Scars by rainydaylovers reviews
When the Joker finds Elizabeth Shire one afternoon, she's sharp and dark enough for his taste. So he takes her in, and they become a twisted kind of friends and lovers...But Liz isn't quite sure if she can live with his murderous, sharp-witted existence..
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
Mad Love by musix4lfe reviews
This is a story all about how a man became known as the criminal mastermind that terrorizes Gotham. A man who doesn't live by anyone's rules; not even his own. The Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
Patrick and the Shrew by Promised Flower reviews
This is a brief story about the beginning of the movie from Patrick's view. WARNIG: this is not meant to be a real fic. I am trying to find out how to delete stories off of the network. I can't do it yet. But this IS a story, so read and enjoy!
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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A Halfpenny's Worth reviews
The only family Nancy has ever known is a gang of robbers and pickpockets. Before she is old enough to reason morality she's thrust into a life of crime. Bill Sikes is the only man in her life who has shown her even a bit of affection. But after spending 9 years in jail, is there any kindness left in Bill anymore? An exploration of the relationship between Bill and Nancy.
Oliver Twist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Nancy
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
The EAC Presents: Captain Jack Sparrow: The Complete Owner’s Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW unit! /Rated T for references
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Instant reviews
Dr. McCoy: What kind of parallel universe did I just sign into!---- Everyone is IN CHARACTER, I swear. How do you spell Enterpise Instant Message system? D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009
Irrational Fear reviews
Edward Nashton's father is worried, so he sends him to a shrink. Dr. Johnothan Crane is intrigued by the young boy's irrational fear of being inadiquate. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
