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Joined 08-30-08, id: 1681113, Profile Updated: 12-18-18
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.

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Gwindor's Prayer to Nienna by Verilme reviews
A poem in Quenya, with an English translation and author's notes.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11 - Gwindor - Complete
Melliel by ElectricSheep78 reviews
Melliel has a secret: a years-long infatuation with her former tutor, the scholarly Erestor, Lord Elrond's First Counselor and Chief Advisor. Erestor is stern, studious, intimidating...and everything Melliel desires. On the night of the midsummer's feast, she decides it's time to be brave and take a chance. But will he return her affections? Will the reward be worth the risk?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 5/15/2018 - Elrohir, Erestor, OC, Elladan - Complete
Because Fire Simply Is by ThurinRanger reviews
Nobody really understands like Glorfindel does, what fire really is. Nobody has ever understood, and long ago he gave up. But one evening, ages after Gondolin, Glorfindel, several candles, and Faramir come to an understanding. DISCLAIMER: I. OWN. NOTHING. Kplus for safety only
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Faramir, Glorfindel - Complete
Gilgalad is an Elvenking by Erwen Brogiel reviews
An elvish drinking game which consists of singing about how everyone, from Celebrimbor to Elbereth, is in love with Gil-galad. Yes, it's weird.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Gil-Galad - Complete
To Catch a Falling Star by Drag0nst0rm reviews
A star falls from the sky, Belladonna Took finds a pretty little mathom that will make an excellent souvenir, and Elrond gets some extremely unexpected visitors. These are not unconnected events.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 5/28/2018 - Eärendil, Elrond, Fëanor, Maglor - Complete
Home by Celridel reviews
A hand was on his shoulder and he looked into his brother's grey eyes. They were glistening. "Well, Muindor, do you remember what Nana called us? 'Sons of the true West.' We are home now." Elladan smiled through his tears. "Yes, brother. We are home." For LadyLindariel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Arwen U., Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Namárië by Celridel reviews
"Now he is gone, are we each to take our own separate paths? You to sail, and I to die?"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
DaerAda by The Star of Elendil reviews
"DaerAda! DaerAda!" The clear voice of the Elfling broke through the golden silence of Lothlórien. "Where are you?" She demanded, looking behind a silver mallorn trunk. For Lydwina Marie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2017 - Arwen U., Celeborn - Complete
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Hobbit (READER INSERTS) by pinuppussycat reviews
READER INSERTS with any lotr/hobbit characters really. I just couldn't think of a title. YAY SMUT featured: kilixreader, and ThranduilxReader and now also throinxreader. Sorry I can't think of a title...
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Kíli, Thorin, Fíli, Elvenking Thranduil
A Shield Unexpected by Winged-Violoncelle reviews
Legolas is dubious about Thranduil's taste in apparel, and Elrond, being Thranduil's truly good friend, kindly "defends" him.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Elrond, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
The Bachelor Party by CliveLive49 reviews
'I mean to say... Sir... I mean to ask, I suppose, Sir, whether anyone has ever explained to you the particulars of... of the coming together of a man and a woman, Sir, and how this results in the... propagation of mankind'
Jeeves - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
An Unexpected Adventure by Ladah reviews
Two girls find themselves in middle earth, and must see the story through in order to return home. Mary-sue warning, sorry guys. Legolas/OC later on. Give it a chance, reviews are appreciated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Legolas
To Face the Wolf by Maglor's finch reviews
In the Hogwarts dungeons, Snape finds a mysterious, badly wounded stranger. He appears to be bitten by a werewolf. What happened? Timeframe: Prisoner of Azkaban. Crossover with Tolkien's Silmarillion. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,497 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Lantë by Maglor's finch reviews
A short version of the Noldolantë, aka The Fall of the Noldor
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Complete
Trapped by Lina Inverse the Dramata reviews
Draco and Harry get stuck in compromising positions in the Trophy room and guess which Professor overhears them? Not what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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New Leaves in the Greenwood reviews
Some time after Third Age 1000 Thranduil is still feeling new to the role of King, and gladly takes advice from wizards. Radagast and Gandalf give him some, and then Gandalf returns a while later to find a happy surprise. Contains child Legolas, clouds of butterflies, and some hints at the distant future. fluff, foreboding, elf children, gandalf and radagast meddle, mirkwood
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2019 - Gandalf, Legolas, Thranduil, OC - Complete
Yara the Dancer reviews
Yara is a Syrian refugee, and well, life doesn't get much shittier than that, does it? Unless you're a Syrian refugee who suddenly finds herself in a place where no one understands what she's saying, there is no wi-fi, and how the hell did she even get there? F/F, lots of elves, girl falls into middle-earth, muslim OC, elf OC, MGiME, MCiME, canon compliant, Silmarillion
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,969 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/12/2019 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Arwen U., Elrond, Círdan, OC