daily drabble collection, sort of. day 2, prompt: surprise. "As you can probably tell, I still have that videotape of you making your way around your backyard in a sheer thong and reindeer headband, so I'm pretty sure we can work out a deal here, don't you think?" T for safety.

TROYELLA. Gabriella's life changes forever when she's saved from drowning in a lake by a tattooed, blue-eyed asshole.

- "No offence, but I've got to teach you about booty calls," he says. He wants her and he's having none of it. Troyella, songfic.

During a drunken pity party that could rival the millenium celebrations, Gabriella Montez tells her overbearing hawk of a mother she's gotten engaged to a man named Alex. The catch? There's no Alex. Enter Troy. It's chaos in Gabriella's very hands. TxG

I thought he was a stranger, so I decided there wouldn't be any problem in kissing him. Unfortunately for me, I found out after kissing the hell out of him that he was anything but. Impulsiveness might not be my thing, but payback totally is. TxG.

My wife's pregnant and hormonal. It gets worse: she wants a Hello Kitty theme for our daughter's room. I'm a stubborn, manly badass - but alas, I'm also whipped. Dammit. ONESHOT.

TxG. So I stalk him for two hours straight at his best friend's party. Finally, he catches up and asks me what I want. Since I'm practically a clone on Einstein, I blurt out, "You." Applaud me, please.

Gabriella gets the shock of her life when she discovers she's already had her first kiss, although she doesn't remember anything about it. Desperate for answers, she consults Troy, her best friend, who promptly turns into Mr. Cool Cucumber. Troyella.

Bellatrix reasons with her conscience. She's one clever woman...

There's a street in their world that follows the moon - Knockturn Alley. :Centered on Andromeda and Sirius: