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Joined 08-24-08, id: 1676895, Profile Updated: 11-07-11
Author has written 16 stories for Smallville, Bleach, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Code Geass, Misc. Anime/Manga, Star Wars, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!.

Wow its been a while, but life has gone on.

New Goal!!

I'm going to write at least one fanfic for every anime that I have completed. If you're curious about what animes that will be check out my list at the bottom. Oh and cross-overs will not count.

DISCLAIMER: The following stories that this website says that I have writen are not mine, but were writen by evil little elves that take over my computer at night. If you believe in the elves, then copy and paste this to your profile and add your name. Shazzar.

David Carradine is dead... please have a moment of silence in his honor.

The N.H.K. is real! "They broadcast anime and put it on the internet so that they can turn people in to otaku(obsessive people). Otaku will usually become so obsessed that they become hikikomori(loners)

Denkou Roddo isthe name for my zanpakuto.

:Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you have acted exactly like an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile..

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile..

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have dumped a ton of sugar into your/someone elses soda/lemonade, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a ton of sugar, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are exactly like an anime character, in real life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

These are NH3's Rabid Bunny Army Reserves (RBAR). Copy and paste them into your profile (or put just one in your signature) to help us gain world domination. (Yes, I know they may be deformed, but they are RABID!)

SUPPORT THE BUNNIES!

HONOR THE BUNNIES!

SERVE THE BUNNIES!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)gaara1306 aka foamy the sguirrel, Matts-Awesome-Too (I like pie! Meeps!), Raykura-Kura(I WILL DESTOY YOU!!), Markisnotmyname(world domination is mine! BWA HA! HA! HA!)Hiro Konobu, NH3 (GONE INSANE TWICE ALREADY!) The One True Koneko (Rawr I'm a kitten!) Shazzar

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost

Favorite ANIMES!!(the ones I've completed are in bold type)

Claymore, Code Geass, Gurren Lagann, Bleach (I'm on ep 221), Naruto, Naruto shippuden

Sailor moon (don't knock it until you've tried it), Gundam wing, Hellsing, Love Hina, Ouran host club,Fruit basket, Hellsing Ultimate, Zegapain, Elemental Gelade, Heroic age, Negima, Vandread, Ah! my goddess, Black lagoon, chrono crusade, Afro Samurai, Desert Punk, DearS, Elfin lied, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma 1/2, Green Green, Escaflowne, Darker then Black, Case closed(otherwise known was detective conan), Full Metal Panic.

Requiem from the darkness, Please Teacher, Girls Bravo, Moon phase, Hack//.sign, D.N.Angel, Death note (although I can't stand Light!), Rosario+Vampire, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Seven Samurai, Hack//.Root, Gundam 00, The Familiar of Zero, Trigun

Fooly Cooly.

Hey the coolest web site ever: http:///

You need to check it out.

Regret by Pumpkiboo reviews
Wasnt sure where to put this, it basicly gos for a few anime characters that were bad but are now good. Rated for sounding emo
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
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Mace Windu reviews
For the Jedi who was taken out by a punk, but kicked so much butt that he should be honor with a fanfic poem.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - M. Windu - Complete
I was Deceived
A poem of Anakin thinking over his life up to the point of Darth Vader being brought up on the table before Palpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
It Must be Fate
This is a Green Green Fanfic in which Midori wakes up after the OVA 13th episode. Hurry up fanfic and make a green green section.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Sponsors reviews
Roy has to start picking sponsors for the military, see how the others react.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Plot Twist reviews
Lalouche's great plan to bring the world together, but is it so great, Sazaku doesn't think so. What plan does Sazaku come up with to change Lalouche's plan for the better and what does C2 get out of it. PS If you're mad that I misspelled names, then s
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
The Exchange Position reviews
Negi and Harry battle it out for a surprise. Two British wizards go for the trip, but who's behind it all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2009
I Am the Mask reviews
A poem for Ichigo and his different masks.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Ulquiorra in the closet reviews
I was bored and this is the product of that, enjoy. P.S. This probably will get like a chapter add to it if I get around to putting my thoughts on paper.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
Suki and the other Kyoshi warriors are still girls. Here some conversation after their village is burned. If you like it review it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Suki - Complete
Letters of a Fire Nation Soldier reviews
A romantic set of letters between a soldier and his girl, kind of based on civil war letters. They are set back around the second year of the war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009
Substitute Writer reviews
The Earth is mostly harmless. This story adds something to the list.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Aangs thoughts before the kiss reviews
What Aang was thinking right before his first kiss. Read, review, and most importantly win awards.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
A Prank to Far reviews
This is just weird and yet another byproduct of my bordom. And ladies please do not stop reading after a couple of sentences. It gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Warning Notice reviews
Bordom my sweet companion has yet again helped me write another annoying naruto fanfic, maybe some day I 'll do something real good. But until then enjoy this junk about naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Keigo buys BLEACH reviews
I didn't like the reason Keigo was out the night that Ikkaku and Yamacha I think that's how you spell his name fought that arrancar, so I wrote this enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Keigo A. - Complete
Life of Lana Lang reviews
My quike version of Smallvilles Lana Lang. Please Review.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
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