A prank to far

A prank to far

Or

Stuck in Sexy Jutsu

"Come on pervy sage teach me new jutsu." Naruto yelled.

"Pipe down or the research subjects might hear you." The Pervy Sage whispered, as he peeped at women in the sauna. "That's it, SEXY JUTSU." Naruto disappeared and in his place stood a tall blonde naked girl. "Please Master Jiraiya, won't you train me?" She said in her high pitched sweet voice.

"That's enough." A deeper female voice said. Both Jiraiya and the girl turned to see who had spoken, but it was none other than Tsunade.

"Uh! What are you doing here Tsunade?" Jiraiya said as he stumbled back from her and his peep hole.

"Well I was going to take a steam, but what should I see as I enter this court yard but you peeping and Naruto using that stupid form." She shouted with a scowl. Naruto released from his jutsu and said. "Hey! It's not my fault, I was just trying to get him to teach me more jutsu."

"Well think of a better way to get his attention then showing him a naked girl's body."

"Oh yeah, well what are you going to do if I ignore you." Naruto rebutted.

"I might ban that form from the village."

"Oh I'm so scared, look I'm shaking." He turned his back to her.

"Don't just walk away or something bad might happen to you." Tsunade threatened.

"Yeah right! I'm going home ."

That night Naruto got ready for bed, opened his window, and got in his bed. The minute his head hit the pillow he fell asleep and dreamed about his jutsu. When he awoke he felt cold, so he closed the window. He put some water on to boil, and went into the bathroom while he waited. His eyes were foggy and he was so tired that he walked right by the mirror without a glance. When he reached the toilet, he lifted the lid, and tried to pull down his pants, but found he wasn't wearing any. "So that's why it was so cold." He thought, as he started to relieve himself. Suddenly he was wide awake, because it was running down his legs instead of in the toilet. "Hey! What's going on." The thought raced through his head as he looked down and saw that his anatomy had changed from male to female. "I'm a girl." He whispered and rushed to the mirror. But when he got there he realized what it was. "Oh it's just my sexy jutsu, I must have changed in my sleep." He said, and put his hands in the release hand sign. "Transform." Was all he said and closed his eyes expecting smoke, but nothing happened. "What! What's going on?" He yelled and continued to try 7 or 8 times. "It's no use." He moaned. "What am I going to do."