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Author has written 3 stories for Joan Of Arcadia, and Glee. So, my name is Sarah (I figure that's common enough in my generation that I'm not risking exposing my real-world identity to stalkers.) I'm a shameless Klaine-shipper, and have been scarily addicted to the fanfic since January 2011. I have one Klaine fic in process, so check it out. A couple years ago, I was almost as obsessed with Joan/Adam in Joan of Arcadia, so you'll find that I have one complete and one incomplete fic in that category. Oddly, it appears that I become obsessed with teen romance fanfics when I'm pregnant--thus the three-year gap between JoA and now Glee. Must be a hormone thing... Other ships: Finchel, Samcedes I'm intrigued by the introduction of Sebastian; I ship Sebofsky, to keep Klaine intact, but I have to admit that in terms of RP, I'm beginning to ship Gusfer... tumblr: gracefulclearing |
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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4143 - Favs: 5,949 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Husbandly Duties by anxioussquirrel reviews
Kurt and Blaine have never had sex. They haven't even discussed having sex. They have been best friends for the last two years. Now they're suddenly getting married and it turns out they have very different expectations about intimacy. Dystopia AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,783 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Splash Of Paint And Happiness by helloemmaxo reviews
Blaine is stuck in a job he hates, a life he despises and he soothes his unbearable lonliness by returning to the same diner every night after work. A new and beautiful employee steals his affection and gives promise of better days.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If I Die Young by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
As Kurt finished up high school, he had plans to finally escape Ohio with Blaine, but when tragedy strikes, both Blaine and Kurt must try to contend with obstacles they never dreamed of encountering
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,634 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Daddies' Girls by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
It has been ten years since Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson broke up and split their family apart. Now, the two girls meet for the first time and scheme to get the happy family they never knew back. Based LOOSELY on The Parent Trap. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,813 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
With Open Eyes by heidilynn reviews
The werewolves of Lima and Westerville are about to come together with stunning results.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,353 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Debutante by bowtiewearingowl reviews
Born to high society Blaine is raised to be quite the Beau, but when he comes out as gay to his mother she gives him a 'coming out party'. Enter Kurt Hummel, a modern day Cinderella, who finds himself enamored with the belle of the ball, Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,458 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Strings by J.J. Smith reviews
This story takes place in a world where roughly 9 out of 10 people have some superpower. Kurt gets his power and can now see the Strings Of Fate that connect two soul mates. Suddenly, the beautiful future he wanted to share with Blaine collapses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,905 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
To Live in the Shadow by icedintheveins reviews
AU. Blaine is an A-list movie star being destroyed by fame. Kurt is hired as his stylist. Over time, these two begin to heal each other, but not without a good amount of obstacles. Multi-chap. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,279 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
AU. Kurt Hummel is at the lowest point of his life, he finds happiness in Blaine Anderson, a boy from a completely different world who is a mystery to him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,665 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wild Horses by happyinchintz72 reviews
A local PFLAG scheme uses the lost art of letter writing to bring people together. - AU but using as much canon as possible - 12 Chapters in Total plus a two part epilogue
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,541 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Classmates, Friends? by JessicaJooney reviews
The boy turned around and Kurt shielded his surprise. "Um, hi can I ask you a question? I'm new here," he asked instead of the 'Blaine Anderson? We sat next to each other all year in 4th grade. How could you have forgotten' he wanted to ask.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm Not Gonna Teach Him How to Dance With You by littlemusings reviews
Blaine Anderson absolutely couldn't believe it. His gaze lingered on the front cover of Vogue's latest issue, the bright-red embossed words sticking out to him like a sore thumb. Fashion's best, Kurt Hummel, is getting married, and not to him. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,161 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pivotal Moments by Windrider1967 reviews
Given the writing assignment 'Tell me about pivotal moments in your life' Blaine reflects on his life - disappointments and successes, loves and losses and discovers things along the way he never expected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,218 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Thursdays and I have a history by audi katia reviews
The first time Kurt kisses Blaine, it's a Thursday.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love and Learning by RJ Worthington reviews
The pamphlets Kurt's dad gave him didn't help that much - he's still clueless. Maybe he'll take up Blaine on his offer to talk about… that stuff. The two bond as their relationship grows into something more than friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Seven year old Blaine hadn't really wanted to go to his classmate's birthday party at that art place. What he did want -someday soon, hopefully - was to find a best friend. Introducing himself the boy at the next table seemed like it might be a good idea.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Second Chance by midatlantic reviews
Future fic! Blaine is a Social Worker in Columbus, OH working with troubled teens in a residential home. Kurt is lost to him in the stratosphere of Hollywood. A talented 16 year old boy is the catalyst that brings their worlds crashing back together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,789 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just The Way You Are by lolitarun reviews
Blaine's been keeping a secret from everyone in his life. But he can't keep it from Kurt forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ties That Bind by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
An essential piece of a gentleman's wardrobe and how it connects father and son through a lifetime of shared moments; one-shot
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Hero by ckofshadows reviews
They say a man's greatest hero is his father. For much of my life, I would have said that was true. Up until I met Burt Hummel, that is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Risk by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, together a week, have their first fight, their first reconciliation and learn quite a bit in the process. My take on how to tie up the sexy storyline properly. Fluffy, sweet, with a dash of heat and angst. Now with a second installment.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Consequences of Being a Late Riser by Theamster reviews
Kurt's late morning leads to an unexpected visit from his family leading to a few interesting conversations.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Personal Detail by spookytus reviews
Blaine Dalton has just been elected America's first gay president. As such, he needs secret service agents of an unusually high skill level. Agent Kurt Hummel is assigned to President Dalton's personal detail. HIATUS. Not sure when I'll get back to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Free Will by xxtisheryxx reviews
J/A. What I would have liked to happen with T&E. This is sorta before T&E, then AU from there. If you haven't seen the epy...Don't read dude cause...You will spoiled. :D enjoy.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Butterflies by TJ-TeeJay reviews
Bad news prompts Adam to turn up on Joan's doorstep in his time of need, paving the way for reconnection. This is a collaboration between Sisterdebmac and TeeJay and is set in the future when Adam and Joan are both 22. CHAPTER 29 UP.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 250,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2006
Reversing the Stitches by Digital-Dragon-Master reviews
COMPLETE Everyone has free will. What if Ryan Hunter had exhibited his and not gone hiking that fateful day? Alternate ending to Common Thread. Four part story, epilogue up. Details inside.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Joan G., Adam R. - Complete
Pathfinder by TJ-TeeJay reviews
Missing scenes from the episode Common Thread, surrounding the events after Adam goes missing up on Mount Nashman, eventually skipping to events that happen after the s2 finale. ONE SHOT.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
The Haircut by Sisterdebmac reviews
Late in the Summer of 2005, a new, rather drastic haircut presents an opportunity for Joan and Adam to talk about the important things. Author's note: This is my first attempt at JOA fic, so be nice.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Starting Over by Alexandri reviews
A JoanAdam future fic. After pursuing an art career in NYC for four years, Adam has returned to Arcadia. Can he and Joan revive their relationship? I upped the rating as a precaution. COMPLETE.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,772 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
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Connect the Dots reviews
Ever wonder exactly how Blaine got from his BIOTA/Sexy cluelessness to his epiphany in Original Songs? Here's my take... Rated T for frank discussion of adult themes. Really, it'll be mostly fluffy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,314 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Things May Come reviews
This is my concept of what could have happened post-season-two. It is not set up in "episodes," but in scenes. We'll see how far it goes. I'm a die-hard Joan/Adam shipper, and will work my darnedest to get those two back together.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
