Okay. Well for a start, I don't live in the United States, I live in the Uk, so I have no idea why it says united states on my profile... anyway, moving on...

Age: 14 (even though everywhere I go, people think I'm eighteen... which is very smegging annoying sometimes)

Extreme Red Dwarfer! :D

Favourite Red Dwarf character: Arnold Judas Rimmer

Likes: Writing, playing the keyboard/piano (Yes, lots of red dwarf songs, you name one, I can probably play it, including the observation dome theme in Better Than Life)

Favourite actor: Chris Barrie

Wants: A Mr Flibble glove puppet, but can't find one anywhere (mr flibble's very cross :( )

Can do a few accents (apparently I do a very good Scouser)

Er... what else do you wite on profiles? I've never been very good at them, it's more likely that I'd have a Rimmer moment and write: I am a fish over and over again... er...

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

I am a fish

Add me on msn cos no one i know wants to chat about Red Dwarf;

Nirvanah_Crane@

Okay, new update: Er, at the moment, I don't actually have a school to go to. I left because the one I went to was carnage. You would have learnt more in a lesson lead by Gelfs, trust me. So that's why I haven't updated any fics and why the Rimmer/Kochanksy fic isn't out yet. (Bialy will know the one I mean :D) Also I'm having a bit of writers block at the mo too, so fanfic life's gone to smeg for a bit. But don't worry, soon as I can I'm going to post the Rimmer/Kochansky and another fic which I've been writing to try and get rid of my writer's block.

Smoke me a kipper skipper, i'l be back for breakfast...

Okay, another update to tell you where I've been for the last million smegging months: First of all I apologise for up and disappearing :( It was due to no fault of my own. Second, my own laptop has been broken for smeg knows how long now, and I'm still trying to get it fixed. Third, I've had no other internet access because some smeghead managed to give all computers in the library a virus rolls eyes. So yeah...

Anyway, onto the good news- Well good news for you if you're a fan :D I AM UP TO MY SMEGGING EARS IN FANFICS. I'll be somehow posting them all as soon as I can (which won't be in another million years so don't prepare the stasis booths again) which should be a few weeks. :DDDD

Nirvanah xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo