Hello! This is the part where I say:

"OMG! You're reading my profile!"

Haha, just kidding... maybe...

If you want know my name, you'll have to look somewhere else... My mommy and daddy taught me lots of things, like how your not 'sposed to talk to strangers, or tell 'em your name. I chose to follow one of the two... :D

But I will tell you that I am a fourteen year old girl living in a rural town full of uneducated hicks (mostly). (There! Happy now Wolf?) I really love it and hate it here, all at the same time. Love it because of the beautiful scenery, and hate it because of the closed-minded people.

I have curly brown hair... (Yes, the avatar is a picture of me. That's my little sister Eliana with me.) I love my blue jeans... I wear glasses (when I can remember where I put them) (just got contacts! YAYZ!!)... I will be the first to admit that I'm crazy (and random)... I'm actually quite shy (and quiet insert gasp!) until I get to know you. Then, I either glare at you all the time, or smile/hug/talk to you, depending on whether I like you or not...

People on FanFiction that I just adore are Bekki . Stretch (except with no spaces) and Uvabunchies. They are amazing. I love you guys!! Also, Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein, blackandivorykeys, and Oxygen . and . Cucumber have amazing stories. Immovable, by freshonlybakery is the story I'm itching for an update from.

READ THIS!!

Make a Difference
by blackandivorykeys

My feet ache, my eyes sting, and my mind are in circles after a long, emotional day, and yet I can’t sleep without finishing more tasks. Every baneful remark made to me and the things I’ve seen recently have brought me closer to snapping. I can handle pressure, agony, and etc. Not all people can.

That, in my opinion, is why people do have eating disorders, do drugs, drink, cut, and etc.

Ultimately, that is also why people commit suicide. Teenagers. Adults. Everyone.

People commit suicide, the ultimate choice. The choice of to be or not to be, as Shakespeare once said, is ours. People are forced to answer the question every day. I see abuse, neglect, homicide, suicide, rape, and cruel, sick, baneful things in the news too many times to count.

I wrote this because some people who I used to look up to called me fat, and this would have caused many teens to go berserk and cause yet another eating disorder in the world. They said those exact words to me, perhaps ever more harsh.

I don't want others to snap under this and go suicidal. I played cat and mouse in Stop and Shop hiding from them for freak sake! Why? I did because I was about to snap. But talking to people I'm pretty sure I would trust with my life has changed that.

Please read this and share it with anyone in the world, anyone in need, anyone. If someone you know needs help, have them PM me. If something in life is important enough to fight for, do so.

I didn’t expect this to be so long, but the words came tumbling out of my mouth. Do something to help the world. Do what is right.

Make a difference.

My Favorite

Book: The Host, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, Twilight, New Moon (amazingly, I like it more than Eclipse... DON'T HURT ME!), Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Speak, all the Harry Potter books, and a lot that I can't think of off the top of my head... There's just so many good books!

Series: Harry Potter, Twilight, House of Night, Mortal Instruments (IT IS EFFING AMAZING!! READ IT!! City of Bones, City of Ashes, and City of Glass, for those who don't know.)

TV Show: Storm Hawks (I blame Wolf)

Song: As my friend Carter said, "It's all music." If that gives you any idea... :D

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Artists: Paramore... The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus... Keane... Coldplay... Paramore... Aly & AJ (Yeah, I'm that lame...) Fall Out Boy... Evanescence... Hey Monday... Flyleaf... and it's late, so I'm stopping now.

Movie: Anything sweet, but not TOTALLY corny, and funny

Music genre: Can't say I have one... I find that I can listen to virtually anything, except for old people (who think they can sing, but really can't) singing crappy folk songs shudders. Alternative and rock are amazing though. I hate Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift with a fiery passion as well. They don't sing right... :D

Smiley: It would have to be the :D It's just so cute, and happy looking. But xP and xD are amazing too...

Word: Amazing. I say it so much...

I don't like: the evil 'popular' people, bureaucracy, politics, brussel sprouts, raisins... I could go on...

But I do like: my friends (two just got profiles, but they have no stories, sooooooo), chocolate, saying random things, chocolate, candy canes, chocolate, my two lovely closest cousins (one of whom is the wonderful WhispertheWolf; if you like the Storm Hawks, read her stories!), chocolate, reviews, chocolate, books, chocolate, comedy romance movies, reviews, chocolate, my beautiful laptop, chocolate, reviews, chocolate, cheese, and did I mention chocolate? I did? Get over it. I like chocolate!!

In Loving Memory of Louia
The best four legged friend a girl could ask for. You were the best. I can't believe you won't be there the next time I see Wolf.
RIP

Live Well
by chocoholic4eva

Live as you want to be remembered, for people remember how you treated them more than anything else.
Love fully, for you never know when the one you love will be taken away.
Laugh, for it is the path to healing.
Don't regret making mistakes, for if you do, you may not learn the lesson it brings you.
Make a new friend, for they might be the best friend you could ever have.
You live but once.
Live well.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image - five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva

I found this crap on a real person's profile. If you believe in self-expression, writing because you love it and not to impress someone, that labels are for clothes, and "don't hate, appreciate," copy and paste this into your profile:

"Fave Shops: I onlyshop at Abercrombie and Hollister. No where else. EVR.
Fave people to laugh at: Dorks and emo kids!!

OK, SO I AM REALLY NICE, IM A CHEERLEADER, I HAVE BROWN HAIR (BRUNETTES HAVE MORE FUN, BLONDES ARE DUMB!), I LIKE TO CHEERLEAD, I AM SUPER PRETTY AND SMART AND HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS SO PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR FAVE AUTHORS LIST!!

Why I have a fanfic: I have a fanfic cause I like the Twilight books and cuz my crush's sister has one and I want her to be friends with me so I can go to her house & be around her super hottie bro (who I like). Plus he also likes writing so maybe if his sis thinks I'm cool he'll like me 2. Wish me luck!!

ok, so i like this author called Vampiregirl8484. but she's pretty weird. shes all like im not emo, but she is soooo totally emo."

1) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is, pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2) People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3) When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4) When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5) When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, loser, I paid 7 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6) People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?

7) When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8) When people say, "Life is short." What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, honey, would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

Random (and possibly funny) Quotes:

"I'm not smart... I just know a lot of random information!"

--WhispertheWolf, my favorite original authoress that has yet to be published (and that's not just because she is my cousin and I love her. She really is good!)

"I had a smartsicle, but then it started to melt, so I ate it..."

--my (hyper-active) friend Autumn

"How can you see places like this, and have moments like this, and not believe?"

"You're lucky to be so sure."

"It's like the wind; I can't see it, but I can feel it."

--Jamie Sullivan and Landon Carter, A Walk to Remember, in a conversation about faith

"Your act only works on an audience."

--Jamie Sullivan, A Walk to Remember

"Mommy, why are her panties that size?"

"Because that's how big her butt is. Panties only work if they're the same size as your butt!"

"Oh."

--My step-mom and 2 year old half-sister Eli (It's pronounced Ellie, just spelled different... short for Eliana! She's almost 4 now!! Jeez, I feel old...)

"That is really creepy."

"A dancing monkey?"

"No, that outfit you're wearing."

-- Snipe and Aerrow in Storm Hawks Episode 19 (aka InFinnity)

"It looks like a traffic cone trying to wear a tux."

--My cousin Nicole

"The rabid cockroach ate the toad!" (Yes, there is a reasonable explanation for this...)

--Nicole

"Everything went everywhere! I need something! Don't you have anything?!"

--Yet again, Nicole... I've been saving a bunch of random qoutes!

"What the heck does this have to do with hot chocolate?"

--Me

"I swear to drunk, I'm not God!"

--My friend Alex... she wasn't really drunk, she was JK

"Oooh, look, a chicken plant!"

--My friend Melanie... (Can't quite remember what we were talking about, but then again, what does it matter?)

"So, she's the regular soffing stuc- Yeah, she's the regular soffing stucker- No, I was trying to say stocking stuffer..."

--The ever awesome... ME! I was tired...

Kirsten: "Two words: (fill in the adjective) and (fill in the adjective)" (I can't remember what she said...)

Me: "Dude, that's three words."

Kirsten: "Yeah, well it's two adjectives."

Abbe: "And a verb!"

Me: "It's not a verb!"

Abbe: "Then what is it?"

Me: "It's a conjunction."

Abbe and Kirsten: "What's that?"

Me: (rolls eyes)

--Me, my friend Abbe, and my friend Kirsten as we were walking around town being our usual crazy selves

He's like a grandfather who wants to fix up two young kids that he just knows would make a great couple. Only the kids have nothing in common and they hate each other.

--Melinda in Speak (page 84)

"It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it."

--Eeyore

"I'll stick my toe in your foot."

--Abbe

Abbe: "Was that your mom?"

Me: (sarcastically) "No, it was my aunt."

Abbe: "I didn't know your mom had a mom!"

--Me and Abbe

Grandma: "Oh, Emma, that's a little dirty"

(crack)

Grandma: "And a little . . . smaller."

--My grandma to my little sister (15 months)

Me: "When did Splean and I start dating??"

Kirsten: "When your kidney had a heart attack!"

--Me and my friendio K, talking about this guy... Long story... His name is Dean, which rhymes with Splean so... We nicknamed him!

"I thought about animal photography; until I got to the photography part."

--WhispertheWolf, my most wonderful cousin that has an acount (that I know of) on this site

Logan: "How can you not like chocolate? That's so unAmerican!"

Me: "Yeah, it should only be okay if they're allergic to it."

Kirsten: "I'm Chinese." (She's not... She's just about as white as they come... Me too for that matter...)

Me: "I thought you were Japanese..."

Abbe: "Who's allergic to Japanese??"

--My crazy friends... and me, of course. Logan is a girl, BTW.

Read and review and I'll love you forever...

Don't be afraid, I don't bite... usually. ;-)

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