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Julien: Queen of the Penguins by IWasGoingSomewhereWithThis reviews
When Julien goes to the Penguins to inform them of something important, he ends up in a situation that will take awhile to fix. Can Skipper and the others deal with the new Julien? GENDERBENDER! Skip/Jul. Title and Rating due to change. ENJOY!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - [King Julien, Skipper]
Highway Robbery by TheAfroCircus reviews
It started out as a normal day, until they went to a bank and ended up becoming hostages, what did Doof get Perry into this time? Rated T. COMPLETE.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Perry's Pet Predicament by veryloyalfan reviews
The Flynn-Fletchers decide to go on vacation, but discover that they can't take Perry with them. When they leave him behind with a new pet-sitter, she discovers his secret, and together, they stumbles onto an evil plot that could separate Perry from his family forever! Beta-read by Radar180
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,741 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
The Destructive Wisher by Zinka17 reviews
Kowalski invents a device that grants wishes, but when everyone wants to use it, things get ugly.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kowalski - Complete
Sky by 1995penguin reviews
Sky is daughter to a billionare but is forcefully kicked from her house, her only hope is too live among the zoo but it'll be a snitch because Sky has a curse that'll help her...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,602 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Kowalski - Complete
Turner Tunes: Daffy's revenge by King of Zombies reviews
Daffy gets his revenge on Bugs... or does he?
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
Mechanical by Sierra the Penguin reviews
The team needs some extra help with missions, so Kowalski creates an android to assist them. But when that android is kidnapped, and true feelings are revealed, how far will the penguins go to rescue it? Rated for safety.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black by jackandjill2 reviews
Based on the musical, "Jekyll and Hyde". Kowalski truly has good intentions, but sometimes even the best of us can be misled when faced with boundless opportunity, like he has...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,023 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kowalski - Complete
A Thin Line Between Friendship and Love by Tripenguinman reviews
Kowalski can't deny his feelings for Skipper anymore. But Skipper doesn't feel the same way. So he can only do two things. Try to use science to straighten himself, or win Skipper's heart. First ever Skipper/Kowalski Contains: Adult content and language.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kowalski, Skipper - Complete
The Penguins Go To School! by Sandrei20 reviews
The Penguins are obliged to take an educational course at Green Ice High School. What would it be like? Will they find it to their satisfaction? New surrounding, new teachers, new chums, new challenges. Please R&C!:
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Complete
POM: Birds of a Feather Flock Together by Spotty1006 reviews
Pain Volante is sent to Central Park Zoo. Soon afterwards, one of her brothers is captured by Blowhole. Looks like it's time for a rescue.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Dr. Blowhole, Kowalski - Complete
Jealousy is a Sin by Kylie the Kiwi reviews
Alice decides to stay and make out with the Tarrant the Mad Hatter . Nothing Mirana the White Queen wanted...So McTwisp tries to reason with her. Story fixed. Back to a one-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
The Mirror by NotImportantPineapple reviews
A ray that bends space and time hits a mirror. Now something is a bit off with Kowalski's reflection, but nobdy believes him. Private tries to help him, but it turns out that someone nobody expected might just be the one who helps Kowalski the most
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kowalski, King Julien - Complete
Operation: Unite and Conquer by Umbra the Hedgehog reviews
The Central Park Zoo has a new otter arrival. At the same time, Kowalski tries to find out why and how science has failed him.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Family Ties by Porsche101 reviews
Someone from Skipper's past comes to visit... that's all I'm telling ya. Skilene in later chapters and maybe some Kowalski/OC. ON HOLD TEMPORARILY!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
Medical Emergency! by Soothesayer16 reviews
Skipper gets sick and its up to Kowalski to make some important decisions. The story mostly focuses on Kowalski's thoughts and Marlene and Skipper's relationship. More Skilene in the last couple of chapters.Finally finished!.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
King Kowalski by LarkroseLukos reviews
Due to a horrific lab test, Julian and Kowalski have switched minds! The penguins have to deal with whiny Julian while Maurice wonders why his king keeps asking him for complex machines and keeps nibbling on raw fish.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2009 - King Julien, Kowalski
Death in the Zoo by Cudabear reviews
One day, a lemur from Madagascar joins the zoo. Soon thereafter Julien is murdered and Private is framed for it. The penguins rush to find evidence to prove Private's innocence while a much darker plan is being worked out. Skipper struggles to keep both himself and his team sane, unaware that the real killer is right under his beak and is going to strike again.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Skipper, Private - Complete
The Runaway by LaughAttack101 reviews
Kowalski gets very angry with Skipper and the whole team after the new arrival comes and steals his glory, but no one thought that he would go as far as running away! Now it's up to Skipper and the others to find him and fix things, before it's too late.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kowalski, Skipper
Penguins of Madagascar – my own episodes : by Thera90 reviews
Episode One: Move Over King Julien XIII! First episode complete!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
Through Stormy Weather by Rayeli reviews
King Julien had no idea what he'd gotten himself into the moment he took in Mort. Drabble, fluffy Julien/Mort
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009
Tink meets Peter by LovemyPadfootMarauder reviews
Set right at the end of Tinkerbell and before Peter Pan. Tink meets Peter and the lost boys. beter than it sound please read and review.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Tinkerbell - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Tinker Bell - Complete
Proposition by fsfdafds reviews
It's been quite some time since Julien was in Madagascar, with all those lovely ladies-and sometimes gentlemen-falling over him, ready to sate his every desire, but now his only lemur plebeians are Mort and Maurice, and they simply will not do. Skip/Jul
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The Death of Peter Pan by Brightfire15 reviews
I love the 2004 movie, Peter Pan, but what would happen if Peter was dying? Would he go back to London and tell Wendy good-bye? Would he tell her what I always thought he should've said, "I love you."?
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
The Youth of Neverland by Dixiehnsnluver reviews
Neverland loses it's youth when Tinkerbell dies. How will it remedy this situation?
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2004
A Pixie's Wish by AmayaSaria reviews
Wendy has grown up into an old lady and calls for Peter, to tell her that she was going to die that night. But Tinkerbell has the power to make her young again. Adn they fly to Neverland for a whold new Adventure!WP
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 12/15/2003
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The Song Plays Again reviews
Perry gets Captured by a mysterious person, and is turned into a human girl. Then, She is sold to Doof for over 3k... What happens? (THIS WILL NOT BE UPDATED FOR ANOTHER FEW WEEKS, BUT I AM WRITING ANOTHER CHAPPY)
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Perry, Major Monogram
The start of OWCA reviews
Suddenly, The egg Cracked, and when the small creature waddled out, Major Monogram had only one thing to say. "A platypus?"
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Perry, Major Monogram - Complete
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