this one's started working again now so i'm jus gonna have two accounts, fair enuff. oh well. (this one was messin up 4 a bit n it was really annoyin me) stories'll be posted on both of them, i doubt i'll post all of my stories on both you know? w/e. just tellin ya that i'll still use this account

hey,
Well I don't know what to say really. I'm a 14 year old English girl (sorry had to say that coz like everyone whose stories I've read have been American)
I like to read a lot, I love writing aswell, it would kinda be crap if I didn't coz I've got a fan.fic account which probs don't work if I don't read or write.
I love listening to music aswell...not so big on the homework though. Fave colour has go to be black or purple. Anything to ask? just message me =)

Stupidd-Kidd
xxxxx

Fave Bands ATM

Good Charlotte
New Found Glory
Blink 182 ( R.I.P :( ) -- i just gotta say that blink 182 are sooo much better than +44 and Angels & Airwaves
The Levellers
American Hi Fi
Alkaline Trio
And the list could go on forever but you know ;P if u wna know if a i like a band, just ask

Oh i just gotta say that "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, is just legend and it rocks!!! lol

Some Of My Fave Films & TV Series'

Pirates Of The Carribean 1,2&3
Lord Of The Rings
Labyrinth (OMG it rocks beyond saying)
Interview With A Vampire
Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Angel
Firefly/Serenity
Dark Angel (Kinda similar 2 MR i think (the whole science,mixed DNA thing, the Main Character's even called Max)
Charmed
The Ring 1&2
Scary Movie 1,2,3 &4
Saw
and once again, the list goes on forever, but if u wna know if i like a film/tv series or w/e just ask :)

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

The one bout the band and that, just reminds me of my mate Casey, we have recently been plotting to kidnap at least two different bands so there you go, a bit of random pointless information for you. BUT WAIT!!! There's more...Just about all of this makes me think of KAYLEIGH & BECCI, they're like my best mates EVER!!! even though they're never gonna see this i just thought i'd put it on here.

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Favorite Quotes:

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked."

" I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!!!" Johnny Depp

"'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

"This isn't a democracy...this is Maxocracy" (WOOOO!!!! go Maxocracy, if it weren't for Maxocracy they would probs be in cages again, or everything would be different because the decisions made would be different. Like...i dno atm, can't think, but you might be able to (If you've read MR of course =D)

He was glad he had thought of all of this before Iggy, even though Iggy was older, as old as Max and Fang, nearly ancient. (Lmao, 14 - ancient, hehe Gazzy's great)

"You're like, a Maxlet. A Maxketeer...a...a" - Iggy (lol, Maxketeer, Maxlet lolz)

"I don't care if we have a house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box, home is where we're all together" - Gazzy

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Fang & Iggy = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (its growing)

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR3, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr,Stupidd-Kidd

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.