So I'm basically grounded, and have to sneak a couple of updates in before my parents get home. The only reason I can update now is because I had to pay my brother 5 dollars not to tell my parents I'm on the computer. Isn't he just wonderful….except only he's not. So ON WITH THE STORY!
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Finding Something NewChapter 7
"MAXIMUM!" a certain purple-faced principal yelled as he slammed the door to his office.
"Roland." I stated simply in a bored tone adding to the bruised color of his face.
"Maximum, I have 2 very angry parents on the phone that are absolutely furious that their daughter has a broken nose due to your outrageous behavior. And stop calling me Roland!" he said as he stood behind his desk leaning over it looking me in the face. I'm guessing it was his attempt to be 'tough' or whatever but I'm not sure, the look didn't quiet work for him.
"So tell 'em it wasn't me. I think they'd believe that she just ran into a wall or something seeing as she's lacking a majority of her brain cells. " I said with a small smug smile on my face, ignoring his last comment. I turned to see Angel glaring at me over the ice pack that was sitting on her nose. This made me chuckle lightly.
Nick was sitting next to her, rubbing her back gently, and also looking at me. His expression was hard to read, and I didn't even try to decipher it at the moment.
Angel started to speak at that moment, "I have the normal amount of brain cells THANK YOU! And stop looking at my boyfriend you whore. You probably tricked my poor Nikki in that closet and he got caught in your webs of deception. Poor Nikki-poo." She said turning to stock the side of his face flirtatiously with her hand that wasn't holding the ice pack to her face.
This is the point where I started to laugh out loud, and hysterically I may add. I was practically rolling on the floor, I don't think I'd laughed that hard in nearly forever. She sounded so….funny. She sounded congested and like one side of her nose was blocked off, making her sound like Kermit the Frog with a cold but worse. Also, to add on to this simply hilarious situation, Nick's face when she called him Nikki-Poo AGAIN, and started to stroke his face was completely worth the death glare I was getting from my pal the principal for laughing so hard on his floor. This moment was the essence of ROTFL.
I sat back in my chair gasping for breath before I attempted to speak again, "okay, I'm okay. Oh jeez, that made my day," I said still giggling lightly, and then turned to Angel and said, "say something again, so peter piper picked a pickle pepper or something." Angel just glared and I looked at him to see that his eyes looked slightly amused and the corners of his mouth were turned up slightly. But I think I was the only one that noticed.
"Maximum." Roland said in a warning one
I just rolled my eyes and said, "Oh come ON. You can't tell me that wasn't funny. She sounded like she's been breathing in helium for the last 17 years," I said the memory of her talking making me giggle again at the thought.
"Regardless, of how funny you think Angel's voice is. –"
"you know what I wonder?" I interrupted him randomly, "why they would name Satan's spawn….Angel. I mean really, of all names. That sounds pretty ironicto me." I finished really talking to myself.
"UGH!" Angel tried to lung at me, but Nick held her back. And me being the mature person that I am, stuck out my tongue at her.
I believe that makes the score Max: 2. Angel: nada. Well actually since I hit her that ups my score up about 20 points. Bwahaha. I'm on a roll today.
"Punishment is in order Mrs. Ride," Roland said, his hands rubbing his temples on either side of his face, ignoring the last couple of moments following my outburst.
"You are to be suspended for the next 4 days, and will be in detention for the next month after that. Is that understood?"
"Yup." I said simply, popping a piece of gum in my mouth. He seemed shocked by my lack of care for the punishment. If you ask me, hitting that egotistical Barbie was worth it. "Do I have the pleasure to leave now, or are you going to make me suffer though the rest of the school day?" I asked hoping for the best
"I've called your mom and she says she'd rather you'd stay for the rest of the day so you can get any work you're going to miss over the next couple of days."
Damn, was all I thought. "Well damn. Is that optional?"
Roland just shook his head and said, "Its your own fault Maximum."
"Have we all just ignored the fact that she hit me first? With a book no less. I'm pretty sure she's in for a punishment of her own."
"She will receive her pusnishm-"
"You mean mommy and daddy have talked you out of giving her any. Of course." Without another word I grabbed my bag and I left the office, stalking off to my 2nd period class. I looked at Angel as I was leaving to see she had a smug smile on her face making me scowl.
Thus bumping her score up to 1. #&
When I got there I just opened the door, slammed it shut, and sat down next to JJ with a huff ignoring the glares I was getting from the teacher and the stares I was getting from my classmates.
She looked at me questionably, and I shook my head saying I'd tell her later. There was an awkward silence, and then the teacher started to talk again like nothing had happened.
Class went on boringly as usual, with me fuming in my seat in the back of class with JJ giving me side-glances.
When the bell rang I got up and mumbled to the teacher I needed the work for the next 4 days work, also having to explain to her why.
When I finally left the classroom, JJ was outside waiting for me.
"I'll tell you and the rest of the guys at lunch. It's going to take a while to explain."
She nodded and gave me a quick hug and left to go to her class.
I went to my next class and the one after that, having to tell Gazzy and Nudge that I'd tell them the scoop at lunch as well.
When lunch came, we all sat down and I told them everything. From what happened when Nick was at my house, what happened when my mom came in, what happened this morning, at home and when I was held captive in a closet, to punching Angel, to everything that happened in the principle's office.
"That bitch!" JJ Said
"Alright! Go Ma-ax!" Gazzy said hi-fiving me, "Its about time some hit the skank bag in the face." He said chuckling.
Nudge however was still giggling uncontrollably from when I told her about what Angel sounded like when she talked, "Is that why she's talking like that!?" she said, tears streaming down her face form laughing so hard, "She's been telling everyone she hit her nose after saving a little boy from a burning car!"
A burning car? Now if people believe that, the world has really reached an all time low. I mean come on, right?
We were all laughing before we knew it.
But our laughing was interrupted by a coughing sound, I turned around to see Angel of all people, flanked by a majority of the popular and their clones.
Oh what fun.
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Don't hate me? Haha, I swear I was going to continue, but i'm kinda pushing it as it is, my dad should be home any second. Hope you guys enjoy!