Real Name: Mrs. Depp, Mrs. Cullen, Mrs. Sparrow...

Age: old enough

Fave animal: Porthos The Dancing Bear and certainly not the Kracken(do vampires count?)

Color: red, black,purple,maroon

Book: The Guilty Pleasures/Anita Blake series

Show: DeathNote+HellGirl

Sport: Swimming(I'm a water baby)

Hair Color: Dark brown with red and blonde mix. (No it's not dyed)

I love my fwends Dawnie-7, Got An Emo In My Heart(real Bff), -xox-chibi-vamp-xox-(totally awesome), Bluetrinity(phychotic, but hilarious), and Captain Jack Sparrow.

I love rock! FOB, 30 sec 2 Mars, Chavelle(yeah i know), Aiden, AFI, Rolling Stones, P!ATD, Boys Like girls and tons more. Fave song is Our Farewell by Within Temptation(read To Love a Pirate By Captain Jack Sparrow)

I LOVE any and everything Johnny Depp.

I'm still waiting for the day when he will wisk me away. Till then I write fanfic filled with my ideas, thoughts, and dreams of him. I totally disapprove of his relationship with vanessa and think it should end immeadiately. He deserves much better, like me.

I also write about vampires and other dark things my family wouldn"t approve of. Chances are that 90 percent will be written in the first person and about Johnny. I can't help it if I'm just a little self absorbed. Alright so I'm a friggin narcissist and proud of it. I started this because my best friends kept asking me to write songs,and then at school I got asked to write poems(thank God that's over), so I decided to branch out. So if you'd be so kind as to read and leave a review it'd be greatly appreciated.Everything else will be all Cullen. Vampires and etc are the main concern and werewolves may or may not appear.

If you've ever considered marrying Johnny Depp, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever daydreamed, babbled about, or even woke up saying Johnny Depp, Edward Cullen, Light or all, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe that Bella made the right decision by picking Edward and not the dog, copy and paste this on your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other peopl paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!