Well this is me. I'm 19 years old and I live in some stupid remote town in outback Australia, which i just happen to get extra points for uni by living here ...

so its alright... sorta... Well anyway me and Gabzalabza actually live in the same town and are actually best friends so ill be extremely upset if you don't read her stories lol :P

Well just a little bit about me, I want to write stories but I'm not an extremely creative person, so i cant even really develop my own story line, and then i wouldn't know how

to actually write the story after i came up with a plot line lol. So yeah,a bit of a dilemma and a half hey? Ive just finished my last year of high-school and am in about 2 weeks about to

start my first year of University doing a Bachelor of Visual Arts which is highly exciting :D In the first year they ('they' being the school of arts coordinators) make you do every media,

and then in the second year you decide which subjects you'd like to specialize in. The media that I'm most familiar with are watercolour paints, oil paints, pencil and charcoal, so ill be specializing

in drawing and painting, but i really want to get into photography, its something that I've never done before, and i like a challenge, and its something that I've always liked and want to have a go

at :) At the end of this year, woot, ill be moving to Melbourne and getting out of here :D YAY!! And ill get a uni transfer so that instead of doing it at La Trobe Mildura ill do it at La Trobe Bundoora

or through correspondence. Huh, i thought of something else to say, but for the life of me i cant remember what it was... doh!

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Mommy, Mommy

Month one, Mommy
I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two, Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three, You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy, I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad, it makes me sad too and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four, Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five, You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home- the doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven, Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile...

If you're not familiar with the work of Boswell D. Rabbitsmith, he's the

famous erudite scientist who once said: 'I woke up one morning, and all

of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.'

His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement

and amusement. Here are some of his gems:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99 of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever... so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

And an all time favorite:

33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"

"PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a a bitch"

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried"

"I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys... unless they provoke me!"

"First, God made men... but then he had a better idea"

"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"

"They say practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?"

" 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' "

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your boyfriend breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to your Ex and say "Its because your gay isnt it?"

FRIENDS Will be by your side when your house is burning down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will start roasting marshmallows in the flames and flirting with the hot firemen with you.

FRIENDS: Will help you get over your ex-boyfriend.
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him saying "Seven DAYS!!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Fuck that was fun"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not upset anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell off the crowd that left you and tell you that you're too good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet. After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

-Sarcasism is your bodys natural defense against stupidity.

-I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU

-Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Celebrities are people who make the news; heroes are people who make history." -anonymous

"My favorite number is 831. Know why? It has 8 letters, 3 words, and 1 meaning. I love you." -anonymous

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

-I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you're freakin tired of this stupid war and think that we should bring our troops back then copy and paste this on your profile..

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

I got these from Secret Rainbow Tenshi Yuki's profile! They are so cute!

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

Last night, I was laying in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasant.

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun.

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

" I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself."-Hiei

"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... GOD WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?"

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth

.Don't drink and drive...If you hit a bump, then you might spill your drink.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.

My train of thought is completely de-railed...

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!

I can multitask! I can talk and annoy you at the same time!

Okay! End stuff from Secret Rainbow Tenshi Yuki's profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

92 of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 who ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Well thats it for now lol