Update I don't have access to the internet right now, so I won't be able to update at all. If i get connected I'll post. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Note to all the people who read this page, or read any of my stories. I dropped out of college so I get to wright more now!! Hurray!

Yo, the names Humnut, and don't you forget it. I'm 18 years old and have tons of time on my hands. In truth, it was one of my friends that told me about fanfiction. When he told me about it, it seemed to fit my style of writing, so I decided to give it a try. And that's how I got here. Truth be told, my worst subject was English. But enough of this depressing stuff, lets talk about some of my good qualities. For one, I take criticism very well, a good quality for the Internet. Also, I've got a small library consisting of well near 150-200 books and I've read all of 'em. My favorite book is Harry Potter, so expect to see allot of HP fanfics from me. Well I'm running out of ideas here, another problem of mine, and if I think of anything else, I'll update. Overall, I wouldn't give your hopes up. HA HA, just kidding.

I personally love this--

This is part of the guide lines for Fanfiction itself, and I love to read it

Here is a list of conducts that should always be observed:

Spell check all stories and poems. There is no excuse for not doing this. If you do not have a word processor that has the spell checking feature, use a search engine such as to find one. Proofread all entries for grammar and other aspects of writing before submission. 'Hot off the press' content is often riddled with errors. No one is perfect but it is the duty of the writer to perform to the best of his/her ability. Respect the reviewers. Not all reviews will strictly praise the work. If someone rightfully criticizes a portion of the writing, take it as a compliment that the reviewer has opted to spend his/her valuable time to help improve your writing. Everyone here is an aspiring writer. Respect your fellow members and lend a helping a hand when they need it. Like many things, the path to becoming a better writer is often a two way street. Use proper textual formatting. For example: using only capital letters in the story title, summary, or content is not only incorrect but also a disregard for the language itself.

Important Update!!

I have gotten into making AMVs (Animated Music Videos) and my writing speed may become affected. I'm still going to be writing, but it could be at a slow pace. If you like AMVs, then check out my account here- youtube.com, or to download-

Favorite Ships--

Honks, Harry/Gabrielle, Harry/Fleur, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna, NaruIno, NaruHina, NaruTen, NaruSaku, Naruto or Harry with other characters from other stories (Harry/Lyra for example), NaruKin, NaruAmi, Harems, Ginny/Hermione, Mikuru/Haruhi, Konata/Miyuki, Konata/Tsukasa, InuKago, SanKago, RonBon, Kigo, Rongo, KiYuri, RonYuri, FemNaru/Shikamaru, FemNaruIno.

Story updates

Hindsight is always 20/20-- DISBANDED- It has gotten to hard to write and has to many plot holes. If any one wants to continue it, be my guest. Just e-mail me and tell me your doing it.

Harry Potter the Last Dragon Rider-- Update as of 8/6/08- I'm back on schedule. Chapter 11 will be up soon.

An Altenate ending to the goblet of fire-- ?? I have know idea what I'm doing with this fic.

Harry's Awakened Power- Currently writing the second chapter, but have some minor writers block. just looking for a way to end the chapter. will be up ASAP.

Fall to Madness- Due to the fact that I've gotten more than ten reviews, I have finally started to write my second chapter! Check the Poll, as of 9-25-08, and tell me who to pair him with. (Note, if you don't know it is a dark Harry fic, so I've decided to pair him with either Narcissa or Bellatrix.)

Bliss is- Writers block has hit, and it is merciless.

NEW STORIES!! YAY!!

I might be doing a Naruto/Hp crossover. Tell me what you think on my poll.

I'm in the process of writing a LARGE fic. It is 100 chapters long, which I'll finish all chapters first. It is being written for the 100 pairings challenge in the HPFC. Basically, the idea is that each chapter will contain a different pairing, kinda like 100 oneshots all slabbed together into big ass story.

I have 2 xovers that I'm working on are 1) a Naruto/One Piece xover and a 2) Harry Potter/ Full Metal Panic xover. and now i'm starting to think i have two many stories for my own good.

From My Favorite Author on Fanfiction.net--

Continuity errors? YEP! By the bucketful! I just re-realized that one of my most successful strategies for dealing with whining complainers before has always been to grant them MORE of whatever they bitch and moan about!

The other has always been the "unexplained, unwanted crossover" -and if you don't believe me, look up Exiled Jedi, where I put BUGS BUNNY into a Star Wars fic already several hundred pages into the plot.

If you think I can't perform a 'time-space jutsu' experiment gone wrong and suddenly dump this into a Robotech continuity, then think again!

And, if that doesn't work, there's always even more disturbing things to add.

You see, there is a true story of a hitchhiker who pulled a gun and tried to car-jack the vehicle giving him a lift. After the driver had pushed the pedal down, getting it up to above a hundred, then sideswiped a few concrete barricades, he informed his terrified passenger that he'd forgotten just who had the power in a moving vehicle, and after threatening to kill them both in a massive accident (which was also, incidentally, guaranteed if the guy shot the driver at that speed), the hitchhiker threw his gun out the window and gave himself up to be arrested, after they drove off to find some police.

As the Author, I have the power over this story. If you don't like it, only be reminded that if you're reading it, and hate it, I have every ability to make you hate it more.

I take a perverse glee out of ticking off people who nag me about making my stories better when they themselves have never written a thing! It's also so MUCH easier to have Konoha attacked by a 100ft tall marshmallow man than think up quality material! I am perfectly willing to trash a story they like, but say they hate, just to see them squirm!

I have done so on more than one occasion. In certain circles I am even famous for it.

You have been warned.-- Perfect Lionheart, Chunin Exam Day, Chapter 37.

Favorite Quotes--

When life hands you lemons, find someone whose life is giving them vodka and have a party.-- Ron White

When life hands you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people.-- Johnny The Lazy Mexican

Life is like a box of chocolates, your always afraid to get the coconut.-- Myself

The game Catwoman was only good when you didn't play it.-- Bryan

Favorite Movies/Shows/Anime/Manga and Books--

Deathgate Cycle

Darker Than Black

Kurohime

Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni

Solty Rei

Fringe

Dark Knight

Harry Potter (Books only)

The Inheritance Cycle (Books Only)

His Dark Materials (Books only)

The Chronicles of Narnia (Books Only)

The Hobbit

Planet of the Apes (Original)

Cloverfield

The Boondock Saints

King Kong (Both New And Original)

Naruto

Chowder

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Chobits

AMV Hell (All of Them)

Elfen Lied

Tank Girl

Batman Begins

Iron Man

Wall-E

Hancock

Kung-Fu Panda

Jurassic Park (Books and Movie)

The Bourne Series

Inuyasha

Saikano

Lucky Star

Eureka Seven

Blood+

This Ugly Yet Beautiful World

Full Metal Panic! (All 3 Series)

Favorite Bands--

Thousand Foot Krutch

Korn

Red

Mindless Self Indulgence

Sublime

Offspring

Stephen Lynch

Pantera

System of a Down

Skid Row

Arsonist Get All The Girl's

Moria

Avenged Sevenfold

Aerosmith

Alice Cooper

Poison

Scorpions

Attack Attack