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7 Beautiful Vampires and a Clumsy Human by
CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes reviews
A look in to the lives of the Cullens, Hales, werewolves, and Bella through a series of one shots. Includes Emmett microwaving his pants and an interesting conversation. Mild Breaking Dawn spoilers...maybe. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 8/16/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by
MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Do it NOW! by
heartsandroses reviews
Bella starts off just trying to get her sexy vampire boyfriend to make love to her, but when things take a turn for the worst how will Bella and Edward handle it? RxR please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Edward, Bella
Notes by
Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Being Sane in Insane Places by
BurningIce22 reviews
Alice had existed for just over four years when she began to frighten her parents. She knew things. Things she shouldn’t know… couldn’t know. And she was locked away for it. ,,,continues through vampire years,,,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,561 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007
When Life Gives You Lemons by
Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
A Shared Dream by
Twinkling reviews
Bella has a nightmare, Jasper's POV. Set after Eclipse. Everyone is at the Cullen's home. ExB, JxA In true Twilight form it's full of love, pain and drama. Everyone is in-character, may contain spoilers. Please R&R. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonding by
IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Beautiful Rescue by
Simply Emma reviews
"Something must be wrong with the mirror because I am not that broken girl staring back at me but... I guess I am." Bella has a different past and it's one she tries so desperately to escape. Too bad he's back. Forgetting is hard when facing a gun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,693 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by
Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Morning Star by
Consultant by Day reviews
Spoilers. Post Eclipse. Bella's wish to fully experience her humanity before changing has unexpected consequences for the entire family when she provokes the wrath of the Volturi. Please R&R. All characters, etc. Stephenie Meyer's. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,919 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
The Song and the 'P' Word by
BeForever reviews
Edward wants Bella to sing, but she is being stubborn and not complying with his request. All the chapters involve something different. R&R please! Humorous story.THE FINAL AND LAST CHAPTER 5 IS UP! Some Mature Content. LOWERED TO 150 REVIEWS NEEDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
More Than Not Enough by
Lasciate reviews
Ron thinks, Harry questions. Ron gropes, Harry gropes back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Busted by
ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by
Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
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Beauty is in the eye of beholder reviews
carlisle finds edward a mate! edward is faintly repulsed by it....set before Twilight for Edward'sPianoGirl's challenge
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
movies not as exciting as the aftershow reviews
the movie was supposed to be a thriller, but that didnt even compare to the car ride home and the aftershow. ExBxAxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete