AKA one shots that are hot. E/O.

Cragen orders Elliot to pull Olivia from an undercover op at an elite gentlemen's club. While under the guise of a wealthy stockbroker Elliot finds himself in a very compromising position with his partner. E/O.

This is just a collection of my smut-tweets and any other sort of drabbles I feel the need to post here. There is no thread between these one shots, except that they are B&B and rated M. When the going gets tough, the tough get smutty, right?

This is a sequel to my one-shot "An unexpected Casting". It starts after the end of season 2. Sookie asks Eric to help her finding Bill. I'll put some ideas from the book mixed with my own.

A collab-anthology featuring a series of completely unrelated multi-chapter scenarios in which the dam breaks.

Amid what we see, this is what actually is. A behind-the-episode guide to EO.

Eric centered short stories and vignettes. PWP, UST, etc. Crack fic to keep my jones fed until Sunday night comes about and I see Eric again in all his glory. Or hey, in any scene for that matter. R&R

Sookie's an innocent. A handsome blonde vampire threatens to take that innocence. Tired of waiting,Eric takes the situation in hand and finally claims Sookie as his own. He teaches her everything,sparing nothing. But just who is being claimed by whom? R&R

A story of one-shots and scenes around the beautiful and highly anticipated season seven of Bones. And I'm breaking a personal rule, so beware, there are #SPOILERS#! Otherwise, warmhearted and M for a reason.

Elliot finds himself in a bare situation, and can't remember how he got there.

Title change -Formally known as Time of the Heart. My take on Season 6 and after. What happens between Booth and Bones. What if Bones was shot -her life on the line? Will the realize they need each other or is it too late?

Mixing alcohol and sex can have disastrous consequences, especially when a face from the past returns with a secret that threatens Booth and Brennan's new relationship and recent marriage. Set post-"Blackout in the Blizzard." AU.

"You think you can handle yourself Olivia?" Elliot asked her, his words just a whisper. "Then prove it." The challenge sunk in. E/O. COMPLETE.

"Tell me again." He said, his voice strained with anger and his jaw ticking in restraint. "Tell me that you don't need me." Smut. Plain and simple.

An outtrip to a deserted town, a shared hotel room and bed, and a hot summer night can only lead to one thing. SMUT - High M rating. B&B

He was prepared for the now familiar aching pain that accompanied his waking hours; what he didn't expect however, was the startlingly soft skin that his arm brushed against...with his heart pounding he looked at the sleeping form beside him.

When the FBI separates Brennan and Booth in light of their new relationship, why is he the only one who is furious?

Bones has been dealing with Booth's new relationship with Hannah. Please review, it helps me write faster!

Sometimes, fate steps in when you least expect it. A B&B oneshot for Alexsmom's birthday!

Angela once told Brennan to "buy a ticket on that ride." So let's explore that a little bit.

He is handsome, she is beautiful, and somewhere in between… they have made a baby. Warm-hearted and M for a reason. Slightly spoiler-y AN's, the story itself is spoilerfree. Now complete.

Will they be able to resist each other after agreeing to give in for just one night?

A 'one shot' so to speak, of a few firsts between Booth and Brennan. He made love to her in the morning, had sex with her at noon and broke a few laws with her at night. Rated M for sure.

What begins as a quiet night between friends and lovers turns into an all out war. A battle of wits, wills, and emotions. Who will win? Who will surrender? Do they fight fair? Well, as they say, all's fair in love...and war. One word one-shot. E/O

Non-canon,sex-fluff. When Brennan makes a public comment about Booth's skill in the bedroom, he reminds her that she has no proof, and she can't be as good as SHE said she is, either. This escalates to a challenge neither one can refuse nor wish to.

This is a multi-chapter fic, in collaboration with SleeplessinAtlanta and her fic, called, 'Anyway She Wants It'. Should be a sexy good old fashioned B&B time! Jealousy! Smut!

Set in 6.22 The Hole in the Heart. What truly happened after Brennan got into bed with Booth? BB -REWRITTEN!

The scene from "Hole in the Heart", that we were all desperately waiting for, but never got to actually see. Brennan/Booth

An incredibly late b-day gift for pal JunkieCat, this one- shot story takes a look at how B&B might try to ensure some distance between them, when all they really want is to be together. Spoiler-ish up through Hole in the Heart. Mostly lighthearted.

Her dirty laundry is nothing he can keep clean.

In the fan fiction world, sexual tension between these partners is considered especially popular. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who indulge our fantasies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are smut stories.

Booth and Brennan have to catch some murderers in an unlikely place. A swingers club. And things have to get pretty heated if Booth and Bones are going to prove themselves to the hard core members…

Booth hears something in the next room that he never thought he would... Rated R for sexual things. BoothXBones Songfic.

Brennan arrives on Booth's doorstep wearing her little black dress from Vegas and she's no longer Temperance Brennan, she's Roxy Scallion. Rated M for smutty-ness

There's no better way to wake up. Rated M for a reason. Smut. Fluffly one-shot. Enjoy!

What if ... the simple hand holding at the airport was an act of restraint after Brennan and Booth had shared a more intimate goodbye before Booth left for base? EPILOGUE NOW UP ... there's a time and place for B&B fluff - and that time is NOW! :D

He always manages to get there just in time to save her. But can Booth save Brennan from herself? The Gravedigger has left his mark on all of them.

Eric/Sookie - Sookie makes a deal with the devil.

They both knew this day would come. It was inevitable. EO. Oneshot. Please read header for warnings/author's note.

Always, tension abounds between Eric and Sookie. This series of vignettes will loosely follow the episodes of season 3, centered around the theme of "Don't." Eric/Sookie.

Why should Sookie have to choose? They both want her and she wants both of them. Bill/Sookie/Eric 3some. Be warned! One shot. NC17

Eric and Sookie. Lemons. PWP. My first dabbling in fan fiction!

Booth. Bones. A camper van. One bed. What does Booth do when he cant sleep? Can Bones help him? Set during Double Trouble in the Panhandle Season 4.

Hannah decides to ask Brennan to help her give Booth something special for his birthday. Please don't read this if you're anti-Hannah. You won't like it.

Rewrite of the famous disrobing scene in Girl In The Goop from season 5.

A quick little hot and sweaty romp in the woods

Sometimes the best comfort can be found in a well-worn favorite book. S5-ish. "Pretty smutty," says my spouse. Thank you everyone for the reviews! I appreciate your feedback.

Eric calls Sookie into Fangtasia to explain what would be his biggest regret if he meets the true death. R&R!

Porn without plot

Booth wakes Brennan up in the morning

He felt the air leaving his lungs when she opened the bathroom door, clad in that tight-fitting and way too short black dress.

For NatesMama's birthday, the prompt was sexy-up against the wall-smut. So that's what this is. With a little bit of story and some bed action tossed in just for fun. Lighthearted, sweet & hot. Booth reacts when Brennan doubts her own appeal.

Booth finds a little something interesting in Brennan's closet. BB smut.

Eric and Sookie come to an understanding. RATED "M" for a reason - explicit sexual content - not your thing - then skip it.

Booth receives a letter from Brennan while in Afghanistan that gives him hope for their relationship. What will happen when they return? Will he be able to convince her that what they have is real? Fluffy, smutty B/B love!

"What I really want to know is when you write those sex scenes between Kathy and Andy, do you always imagine it to be us Bones?"

Written for the "what if...?" comment-fic meme at bitesize bones: what if Brennan hadn't gotten into that cab in "The Parts in the Sum of the Whole?"

Sookie didn't like it when Eric kissed her-she loved it when Eric kissed her. Spoilers for episode 3x10.

Since Eric has shared his blood with Sookie, the bond has him and feeling sexually frustrated to the point it is driving him insane. This is the sequel to Multitasking. We see Eric's response to Sookie causing him to wreck his car and challenging him.

Angela witnesses a conversation... PWP

After Bill retires for the day, Eric cleans the blood from Sookie and learns a few surprising truths.

1st in the One Night Real Soon series. Eric has all sorts of plans for Sookie when he gets her alone. So when he DOES get her alone, what does he do? Rated M for sMut and leMony goodness!

After being bewitched and finding herself in a magical coma, Sookie is at the mercy of two vampires and a Shifter. They are trying to help her. But the cure isnt quite what any of them expected. Eric/Sookie/Bill/Sam. Warnings for mention of rape.

Second in the One Night Real Soon Series. Is a follow up but can be read on its own. Sookie gets a surprise visit from a very determined Viking. Can he help her relax after a long night at work? NC 17. Eric/Sookie. I own nothing!

Based, originally, on the S3 trailer where Sookie gets accosted at a Were bar. It was just a little one-chapter thing but it grew. Lemony, so if you're not into that don't read it. Ta!

AU. What if Sookie had gone to see Eric after Godric died? What if it wasn't interrupted by her waking up? What if she had to return to Bill after her early morning rendez-vous with the Viking? Lemons.

Eric/Sookie. "What's the real reason you came tonight, Sookie?"

The Alphabet means a lot to Booth and Brennan. It captures every single romantic, hot, steamy and dirty moment between them. Please come and have a read. X's up and very M rated, children.

Buildup and smut featuring Sookie and Eric. My 1st fanfic. I have only seen the show, so I apologize if there are plot problems. If you are not into domination and submission, this may not be the right story for you.

Oh gosh, this one is smut-tastic. Def a happy & hard M-rated. Y'all know I'm spoiler free,but i heard there was a spoiler today. So this is just to combat that. Some hard,sexy, Booth-in-control smut. Let me know what you think! Meanwhile,I'll be blushing!

One Shot. When Eric pays a visit to Sookie at her house, she starts to question if she even wants Bill to return. Rated M for massively erotic and satisfying.

After Bill's kidnapping, Sookie finally realizes the importance Eric has in her life. She *finally* succumbs to his seduction...afterall who wouldn't? TEAM ERIC. M rated. Feed the muse, she's hungry...R&R. COMPLETE.

Sookie betrays Bill, with Eric pulling the strings and with a little help from the weather. Lemons, lemons, lemons...

Sookie takes a visit to Eric's office, though her better judgment tells her not to. Set after season two.

Brennan shows up at Booth's house needing only one thing: him. One silent night could never be enough but it's months later and they still find themselves going crazy at night and pretending during the day. How much longer can they keep silent? COMPLETE.

Inspired from the HBO's minisode "Eric and Pam". What if instead of the gorgeous Russian dancer Sookie is the next one to enter?

Booth recives quite a surprise when he returns to his apartment one night. BB smut.

What if Agent Booth and Dr Brennan's kiss had led to something much more outside that bar? Strong M for scenes that should have been in the episode, however were best left to me to write I guess. WARNING- Spoilers for 100th episode and for 100% smut.

Jason stops by the lingerie shop where Brenda and Elizabeth work.

Brennan discovers what USED to turn Booth on, before he was with her and uses it to her advantage. Established B&B relationship. Hard M.

While Booth is away, Brennan goes to a crime scene. Booth is furious when he finds out. When he calls her on it,it's in a place he wouldn't have expected, but is all so familiar to both of them. Angsty, angry sex but with a resolved B&B ending in bed

Eric's blood may make you think about him, be strong they warned Sookie. No chance she thought and went hunting viking. Sorry this is smutty from the start. Rated m for language and themes of an adult nature. Chapter nine... read the reviews first, sorry

Eric has some bad news for Sookie. Book 3 and possible season 3 spoilers. Lemons galore. Oneshot.

Brennan has been playing with him all night... And Booth is done taking it. Some B&B smutiness.

Brennan wants a baby but artificial insemination isn't working. Booth is there to help. Takes off mid-way through Critic In The Cabernet before things got all serious. Rated M for Mature. Very mature.

Eric and Sookie do what they do best...

Brenda keeps teasing Jason as they get married in Vegas, and he's had just about enough.

Takes place after Sonny leaves Brenda in the rain. Brenda finds comfort in someone she never thought she would. BRAZEN

Bill returns – with Jessica. Sookie makes a choice. Dum-dum-dah-duuumh! The third and final part of the Lust-trilogy. Strong adult themes.

AU. She had made a new life for herself, but a chance run in with a man from her past, forced her to come home and face all that she had left behind...

Eric wants to find out what’s so special about Sookie. AN: Eric isn’t nearly bad ass enough for me in the show, so I’m going to write some missing scenes. In my head, this is how it REALLY is

Brennan and Booth are using work stress as an excuse to get naughty.

what is Seeley Booth's ultimate fantasy? A smutty response/ continuation of CMM. You don't need to have read that story to follow this, stand alone ONE SHOT. Rated M for STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT.

So I had to delete my original one because I couldn't update this particular story on the computer I'm using. Don't ask I just wanted to thank all 11 people that reviewed it the first time, and I'm gonna hope that a lot more review this time around. Hint!

He has to make sure his eyes aren't playing tricks: she's naked under her lab coat. /!\ Pure Smut!

Booth survives a violent confrontation with a suspect, leading to unexpected consequences for his relationship with Brennan. Rated M.

She was wearing that Skirt. Again.

“Is that Bones or Roxie you’re having sex with?”

A songfic to Christina Aguilera's Nasty Naughty Boy. No plot, just an excuse for some BB smut! Gotta love it. Definitely rated M for language and sexual situations. Let me know what y'all think... enjoy!