Hello I'm the Gothic Into the Depths. I am going to be your waitress for the evening, how may I help you? A seat for one. Right this way.

'Kay, I write because I want to. Nothing more and nothing less. My writing isn't that great, I make a lot of mistakes, and I'm an amateur at writing stories. I warned you, but I would appreciate if you read my writing anyways; constructive critisim goes a long way. I also have a cognitive disability. I have problems with my auditory memory, the short term is that I have dyslexia, though I didn't pay for the actual certificate, so if anyone asks, I don't.

I'm Gothic. There I said it. I sometimes freak my friends out by wearing all black.

Don't worry I'm writing a story right now, which is about on of Harry Potter's classmates, Moon. It has bits of Snape in it too.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage