Hi, I'm Jess, I'm 15, and I love to read Fanfiction but I don't usually write much. Me and my friends used to write some really weird fanfictions that didn't really go anywhere, so that's probably what you'll see below you. (I used to be obssessed with Twilight aslo, so you'll see some Twilight stories down there too.) I'm loving Lily/James Fanfics now, so Forever and Always is my first LxJ story... I believe...

...My printer next to the computer just made a really weird noise. I don't know WHY!

So... my life... well all I can say is... in order for me to live, I need good music, good people and good...some other third thing. Possibly food. Definitely food. But then there's a fourth thing...

(ewww i think i just felt a spider on my hand...)

Awesome Quotes:

"So does anyone know here Welsh people come from? Oh wait, I know, Welshland!" - My friend, Taylor. WAT THE HELL TAYLOR!

"There seems to be some sort of frozen cream on my cake..." -My friend, Maxine. WAT THE HELL MAXINE! YOU ORDERED TIRAMISU WITH EFFING ICECREAM!!

Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name – Jessica, Jess... people also call me: OI YOU!! YEA YOU! CREEPY PERSON STANDING IN THE CORNER!! na just kidding...
Birthday – 20/07/94
Current status – What does that mean?... I have a sniffly nose...
Eye colour - Blue. My friends say that my eyes are really odd because I have brown hair... And my eyes are also kinda grey...
Rightie or Lefty – left handed, right footed. Don't ask why
Zodiac sign - Cancer

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage – My bubbe comes from Poland, she moved to Argentina, and my Safta was born, my Safta had my dad, he moved to Israel when he was 14, I was born in Israel, we moved to Neuva Zealandia when I was two years, eleven months. I don't actually know as much about my Mum's side of the family...
Your fears – Not much I guess... You know... loosing my family and all that you know?
Your weakness – Hmmmm... I would have to say... I...don't...know...
Your perfect pizza – Dessert pizzas. They effing rock.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY TODAY AND TOMORROW
Your thoughts when you first wake up...
First: No... piss off
Second: What the hell is that song playing on the radio? It's so annoying! Why do I know the lyrics?? ("That's not my name... That's not my name...That's not my name..." SHUT THE HELL UP!")
Third: Noooo...blankets are so warm...
Your bedtime: School nights... 10.30, 11.00? Weekends and Holidays... whenever I want?
Your most missed memories: What I did five minutes ago. Thanks to tv I really can't remember. Stop laughing, it's a serious problem. No just kidding.

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or coke – THEY'RE THE SAME THING!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!
Mac or burger king – McDonalds... I dunno...
Adidas or Nike – They’re all like the same brand. I swear they are.
Lipton or Nestea – And they are...?
chocolate or vanilla - Chocoholic
cappuccino or coffee – Cappuccino. I seriously can't drink coffee without chocolate. But it's still nice as.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU
Smoke – Even second hand smoke creeps me out
Curse – Crap damn hell yes
Have a crush – Yea
Think you have been in love – No... I don't know. This is a very good question. Get back to me in a couple of days...
go to school – Yeah still got a while to go funfunfun - well at least i get time with my buddies for the next 2-3 years!
Want to get married – One day, but its not in my thoughts now. You know what pisses me off, when two people at school are going out (this happened to my friend and her boyfriend last year) and the dickhead of the class keeps asking when they're gonna get married. They were only 14 for gods sakes.
Take a shower – Yea. If I don't have time at night, I try real hard to have one in the morning. Otherwise I feel skody

Believe in yourself – ...Yes?

You are a health freak – Not really. but I should be more health conscious lol

LAYER SIX: THE PAST MONTH
drank alcohol – No I dont think so... Oh yes a sip of our lodger's Smirnoff. Was pretty good.
been to the mall – Na dont think so... Oh actually yes. Probably.
On stage - como?
eaten sushi - NO!! bluegh!!
dyed ur hair: No. I like it the way it is... I think...

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU
played a stripping game – Eww. I read a fanfic about Michael and Lincoln and Sara and Veronica playing strip poker I was like WTH!!
change who you were to fit in – No I don't think I have. That's why I love the friends I have now. Because we're all idiots so we don't have to act different around each other! Man I've got awesome buddies, I wish everyone had friends like me! They are just great!

LAYER EIGHT: IN A GUY OR GIRL:
eye colour – Blue? dunno... like yea like really vivid blue. That'd be pretty cool.
Hair colour – Brown? Blond? I DUNNO
short or long hair – Well how long is long? And how short is short?...Dun dun dunnn

LAYER NINE: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
one min ago – DOing homework. Spanish translation/
1 hour ago – Reading
four and a half hour ago – Sleeping
one month ago – At school? I dunno… specific hour? At school. Counting down till we get to go home. But if the hour isn't specific... i would probably be at school? Msn? Txting? Watching tv? Dunno.
one year ago – I go to school ok? Stop rubbing it in my face!

LAYER TEN: COMPLETE THE SENTENCE
i love... I love my friends and music.
i feel…Like i need a coffee?
i hate…Not knowing.
i need…Friends and food and sugary drinks and music

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If, right now, you hae absolutely no idea where your cellphone is, and you're kind of worried, copy and paste this onto your profile...

OMG OK, has anyone read My Immortal? Even if you DON'T read Harry Potter, search this fanfiction. OR, search Worst Fanfiction ever on google. It's the top one, by the way. IT"S FRICKING HILARIOUS, EVEN FOR NON HARRY POTTER FANS! I MEAN... Just FAIL!

Copy and paste this if you think Prison Break should have stopped at season two, and they're totally befouling the memory of Prison Break with season 3 and 4.

List twelve characters from a book

1. James Potter

2. Lily Evans

3. Remus Lupin

4. Tonks

5. Sirius Black

6. Ginny Weasley

7. Hermione Granger

8. Ron Weasley

9. Albus Dumbledore

10. Cedric Diggory

11. Cho Chang

12. Professor Snape

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ginny and Cho... don't think so... and no, I don't

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I dunno...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Snape got Ron pregnant, I would be very concerned...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

no

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I HIGHLY doubt it.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

both just...fail.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I'm sure she'd be VERY confused.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

OOH OOH I KNOW! Remus bites Cedric. (I know, not very ingenious)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

doubt it very much

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Professor Snape is a Paedophile

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Im just a kid

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning:...Awful fanfiction

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just earlier?

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

“James and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Albus runs off with Tonks. James, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cho and a brief unhappy affair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Remus.” Yea cos we can so see this happening. What drugs am I on again??